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#!/bin/sh

# Sat Apr 24 20:33:56 PDT 2010
# This file was generated by rpg-config on behalf of rtomayko
# Remove comment characters and edit values to change the default config

# rvm environments share index, packs, and gem cache directories.
test $(id -un) != root && {
    RPGINDEX=~/.rpg/index
    RPGPACKS=~/.rpg/packs

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$ uname -a && git --version
Darwin asha.local 10.6.0 Darwin Kernel Version 10.6.0: Wed Nov 10 18:13:17 PST 2010; root:xnu-1504.9.26~3/RELEASE_I386 i386
git version 1.7.2.1

$ git clone git://github.com/github/gitignore.git
$ cd gitignore

$ # fetching over ssh
$ yes | head -5 | (while read ; do time git fetch git@github.com:github/gitignore.git; done) 2>&1 | grep real
real    0m2.103s

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This time bay-beee i'll beeeeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeee - BullehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhT PROOOF.

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// paste this into firebug or chrome console or whatever
// to load jquery into pages that dun have it
j=document.createElement("SCRIPT");
j.src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.pack.js";
document.getElementsByTagName("HEAD")[0].appendChild(j);

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#!/bin/sh
# Usage: bacon <file>
# Upload <file> to baconfile.com and copy URL to pasteboard.
#
# You baconfile.com credentials must exist in ~/.netrc, like this:
#
#   machine baconfile.com
#     login garfield
#     password ironman04
#

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#!/bin/sh
# Usage: unicorn_github
# Script used to start unicorn in GitHub staging and production environments.
# This is called primarily by god.
set -e

# configure GC settings
export RUBY_HEAP_MIN_SLOTS=800000
export RUBY_HEAP_FREE_MIN=100000
export RUBY_HEAP_SLOTS_INCREMENT=300000

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 _________________________________________ 
/ you really should just stay up and keep \
\ drinking it                             /
 ----------------------------------------- 
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
## Usage: memrate.rb [-l <lib>] [-i <num>] [-t <threshold>] [-k <size>] [<host>]
## Measure memcached server read time.
## 
## Options
##   -l, --library=<lib>      Memcached client library to use. memcache-client by
##                            default. memcached also supported.
##   -i, --iterations=<num>   Number of times to read the value. If not set, read
##                            until interrupted.
##   -t, --threshold=<time>   Report iterations that take longer than <time>

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# GC on Template finalize
class Template
  module CompiledTemplates; end

  def self.garbage_collect_compiled_method(object_id)
    CompiledTemplates.module_eval do
      remove_method Template.compiled_method(object_id)
    end
  end

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require 'etc'
require 'campfire'

namespace :notify do
  desc 'Alert Campfire of a deploy'
  task :campfire do
    branch_name = branch.split('/', 2).last
    deployer = Etc.getlogin
    deployed = `curl -s http://github.com/site/sha`[0,7]
    deploying = `git rev-parse HEAD`[0,7]