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for(i=0;i<100;++i){a="";!(i%3)&&(a+="fizz");!(i%5)&&(a+="buzz");console.log(a?a:i)}

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var ctx = new window.webkitAudioContext();
    var processor = ctx.createJavaScriptNode(512, 2, 1);
    var url = 'http://static1.kevincennis.com/sounds/callmemaybe.mp3';
    var audio = new Audio(url);
    var micEnabled = false;
    var songReady = false;

    audio.addEventListener('canplaythrough', function() {
      micEnabled && audio.play();
      songReady = true;

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var domain = require('domain');

domain.create().on('error', function(error) {
  console.log(error);
}).run(foo);

function foo() {
  // async call.. will throw an error
  zap();
}

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generateLineInfo = (x, y) ->
  x: x
  y: y
  xVelocity: Math.random() * 20 * (if (~~(Math.random() * 2) == 1) then -1 else 1)
  yVelocity: Math.random() * 10 * (if (~~(Math.random() * 2) == 1)then -1 else 1)


window.onload = () ->
  width             = window.innerWidth
  height            = window.innerHeight

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# within the router

initialize: () ->
    @history = []
    @bind 'all', @routeChange

  routeChange: ->
    if @history[@history.length - 1] != Backbone.history.fragment
      @history.push Backbone.history.fragment
    if @history.length == 2

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// port from your server
req.protocol + '://' + req.host  + ( port == 80 || port == 443 ? '' : ':'+port ) + req.path;

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      function operation(prop, val) {
        if (val) { obj[prop] = val; }
        else { obj[prop](); }
        return operation;
      }
      
      
      
      // now you can do operation('foo', '1')('saySomething')('zap bar', '123')
      

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require 'open3'

namespace :casper do
  namespace :test do
    task :start_jasmine_runner => :environment do
      Open3.popen3("rails s -p 5555")
      # TODO MAKE THIS NOT BE A SIMPLE WAIT
      sleep 30
      puts "Rails + jasminerice started!"
    end

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what did the lamp say to the table
nice legs

what is a brit's favorite game?
teaball

what is a royal cow called?
sir loin

how do you cure a pig?

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See the browser is not zoomed in

chrome dev tools are even wacked out