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alert('ownenated?')

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alert('ownerened?')

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#!/usr/bin/env python
"""
A nagios plugin for ensuring that load balancers have at least a certain
number of healthy nodes.

Usage:

Nagios Command:
    define command {
        command_name check_elb_healthy_hosts

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#!/bin/bash

# Usage: $0 username
#  e.g.:
# $ ./twitter_user_to_image coates
# https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1597362183/me.jpg

curl -sL http://twitter.com/$1 | grep profile_images | head -n1 | perl -p -e's/.*?http/http/;s/".*//;s/_bigger//'

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am scoates on github.
• I am scoates (https://keybase.io/scoates) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 8A45 6450 4355 2F7B FB92 5422 E905 36DD 957A 42BE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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// Use Gists to store code you would like to remember later on
console.log(window); // log the "window" object to the console

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WHAT?

<?php

function machine_forget(&$data) {
    $data = null;
}

$answer = 42;

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include:
    # for backports
    - apt

openssh6.6:
    pkg.installed:
        # backports; this number *will* change
        - pkgs:
            - openssh-server: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1
            - openssh-client: 1:6.6p1-4~bpo70+1

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#!/usr/bin/env python

import time
from sys import stdin, stdout, argv, exit

try:
    if argv[1] == 'help' or argv[1] == '--help' or argv[1] == '-h':
        print "%s: times each line of stdin." % argv[0]
        print "  Optional parameter is a float of a threshold. (defaults to 2.0)"
        exit(255);

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#!/usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

'''
based on https://raw.githubusercontent.com/saltstack/salt/develop/tests/eventlisten.py
'''

# Import Python libs
from __future__ import print_function
import optparse