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blah

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#==============================================================================
# It's nice to have an easy way to iterate over model objects without having 
# to load them all in memory at once.
class ActiveRecord::Base
  def self.chunky_find(args = {}, &block)
    reporter = args.delete(:reporter)
    reporter = nil unless reporter and reporter.respond_to? :call

    sleep_duration = args[:sleep]
    args.delete(:sleep)

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if [ "$SSH_TTY" ]; then
  # If this is a remote session, then start screen
  if [ "$TERM" != "screen" ]; then
    screen -xRRU
    if [ "$?" = "0" ]; then
      reset
      exit
    fi
  fi
fi

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EARTH_RADIUS = {
  :miles => 3_963.189,
  :km => 6_378.135
}

units_per_lat = 2.0 * Math::PI * EARTH_RADIUS[units] / 360.0
units_per_lon = units_per_lat * Math.cos(Math::PI * longitude.to_f / 360.0).abs

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class SEShake < Poundie::Plugin
  register :se_shake

  match do |message|
    message.body =~ /(^\!shake|shakeshack|shake shack)/i and message.body !~ /camera\.jpg/
  end

  action do |message|
    speak "http://www.shakeshack.com/camera.jpg"
  end

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# Make Hubot talk shit.

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.hear /(fuck you|fuck off|shut up)/i, (msg) ->
    incoming_msg = msg.message

    if incoming_msg.text.match ///#{robot.name}///i
      diss = msg.match[1]

      if diss != "fuck you"

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function bundle_exec {
  if [[ -a Gemfile ]]; then
    bundle exec $*
  else
    $*
  fi
}

alias rake="bundle_exec rake"
alias cap="bundle_exec cap"

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Granny's Carúpano Style Egg Nog (Ponche Crema Carupanero)

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car%C3%BApano

Ingredients

• 1 bottle of Whistle Pig bourbon whiskey (or rye), 1 bottle of Bruichladdich scotch whisky
• 30 egg yolks
• 4 cans of condensed milk (14 oz / 397g per can)
• 1 bottle of rum (750 ml)

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x = "123"
case x
when /\d+/
   ...
when String
  ...
when 1..3
  ...
when "123"
  ...

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Pan de Jamón (a la Echeverría)

Masa

• 1 taza de leche tibia
• 1 sobrecito de levadura (Fleishmann ActiveDry Yeast) Esperar 10 minutos a ver si la levadura levanta