seanhandley
/ gist:5bda8ee5af753edc0ed8
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September 3, 2014 14:07
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| 15:01 ~/src/datacentred/stronghold 2.1.2 (testing) | |
| $ cap staging deploy | |
| DEBUG[676eda95] Running /usr/bin/env [ ! -d ~/.rbenv/versions/2.1.2 ] on rails01.sal01.datacentred.co.uk | |
| DEBUG[676eda95] Command: [ ! -d ~/.rbenv/versions/2.1.2 ] | |
| DEBUG[676eda95] Finished in 0.317 seconds with exit status 1 (failed). | |
| INFO[1ad89142] Running /usr/bin/env mkdir -p /tmp/stronghold/ on rails01.sal01.datacentred.co.uk | |
| DEBUG[1ad89142] Command: ( RBENV_ROOT=~/.rbenv RBENV_VERSION=2.1.2 /usr/bin/env mkdir -p /tmp/stronghold/ ) | |
| INFO[1ad89142] Finished in 0.015 seconds with exit status 0 (successful). | |
| DEBUGUploading /tmp/stronghold/git-ssh.sh 0.0% | |
| INFOUploading /tmp/stronghold/git-ssh.sh 100.0% |
seanhandley
/ markdown_helper.rb
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September 16, 2014 10:24
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| require 'redcarpet' | |
| module TicketsHelper | |
| def markdown(text) | |
| render_options = { | |
| # will remove from the output HTML tags inputted by user | |
| filter_html: true, | |
| # will insert <br /> tags in paragraphs where are newlines | |
| # (ignored by default) | |
| hard_wrap: true, |
seanhandley
/ bork.js.coffee
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August 29, 2015 14:06
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| module.exports = (robot) -> | |
| robot.hear /bork/i, (msg) -> | |
| msg.send "bork bork bork!" |
seanhandley
/ icinga_status.js.coffee
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| robot.respond /icinga status/i, (msg) -> | |
| nagios_api_state(msg) |
seanhandley
/ api_state.js.coffee
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| nagios_api_state = (msg) -> | |
| reply = [] | |
| headers = { | |
| 'Content-Type': 'application/json', | |
| 'Content-Length': 0 | |
| } | |
| options = { |
seanhandley
/ downtime.js.coffee
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August 29, 2015 14:06
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| robot.respond /icinga downtime (\S+)$/i, (msg) -> | |
| name = msg.message.user.name.toLowerCase() | |
| host = msg.match[1].trim().toLowerCase() | |
| nagios_api_call 'on', {host: host, duration: 7200, author: name}, msg |
seanhandley
/ cron.js.coffee
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August 29, 2015 14:06
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| cronJob = require('cron').CronJob | |
| tz = 'Europe/London' | |
| new cronJob('0 30 9 * * 1-5', (() -> workdaysNineThirtyAm(robot)), null, true, tz) | |
| workdaysNineThirtyAm = (robot) -> | |
| nagios_api_state({ | |
| reply: (text) -> | |
| robot.messageRoom 'room@conf.hipchat.com', "Good morning! Time for an Icinga update." | |
| robot.messageRoom 'room@conf.hipchat.com', text | |
| }) |
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| things.each do |thing| | |
| Thread.new do | |
| SlowApi.send(thing) | |
| end | |
| end.each(&:join) |
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| DATES = [ | |
| "May 15", "May 16", "May 19", | |
| "June 17", "June 18", | |
| "July 14", "July 16", | |
| "August 14", "August 15", "August 17" | |
| ] | |
| def month(date); date.split[0]; end | |
| def day(date); date.split[1]; end |
seanhandley
/ gist:c9ed162994d53df3f0ab
Created
May 30, 2015 19:00
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| $ ping google.com | |
| PING google.com (216.58.210.14): 56 data bytes | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=0 ttl=56 time=32.953 ms | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=1 ttl=56 time=24.376 ms | |
| Request timeout for icmp_seq 2 | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=3 ttl=56 time=134.158 ms | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=4 ttl=56 time=746.034 ms | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=5 ttl=56 time=186.765 ms | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=6 ttl=56 time=197.410 ms | |
| 64 bytes from 216.58.210.14: icmp_seq=7 ttl=56 time=291.883 ms |