sh1mmer

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Enki:~ $ node
> var places = ['cha-ya', 'pica pica', 'herbivore', 'sunflower']
> console.log(places[Math.floor(Math.random() * 4)])
pica pica

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//Server CommonJS Module Skeleton
var sys = require('sys'),
    EE = require('events').EventEmitter;

var Server = exports.Server = function() {
  //Server Setup
};
sys.inherits(Server, EE);

Server.prototype.Request = function() {

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var cp = require('child_process');
var child = cp.spawn('cat', [], {customFds:[0, 1, 2]});
child.stdout.on('data', function(d) {
  console.log(d);
});

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/Users/croucher/Code/node/wscript: error: Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/Users/croucher/Code/node/tools/wafadmin/Utils.py", line 274, in load_module
    exec(compile(code, file_path, 'exec'), module.__dict__)
  File "/Users/croucher/Code/node/wscript", line 38, in <module>
    import js2c
  File "/Users/croucher/Code/node/tools/js2c.py", line 41, in <module>
    import jsmin
ImportError: Bad magic number in /Users/croucher/Code/node/tools/jsmin.pyc

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The venerable master Qc Na was walking with his student, Anton.  Hoping to
prompt the master into a discussion, Anton said "Master, I have heard that
objects are a very good thing - is this true?"  Qc Na looked pityingly at
his student and replied, "Foolish pupil - objects are merely a poor man's
closures."

  Chastised, Anton took his leave from his master and returned to his cell,
intent on studying closures.  He carefully read the entire "Lambda: The
Ultimate..." series of papers and its cousins, and implemented a small
Scheme interpreter with a closure-based object system.  He learned much, and

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EE = require('events').EventEmitter;
ee = new EE();

die = false;

ee.on('die', function() {
    die = true;
});

while(!die) {

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var sys = require("sys"),
http = require("http"),
url = require("url"),
path = require("path"),
fs = require("fs");

function getHostname(str) {
    var re = new RegExp('^(?:f|ht)tp(?:s)?\://([^/]+)', 'im');
    return str.match(re)[1].toString();
}

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var hardBlockedIps = [];
hardBlockedIps.push({ip: '127.0.0.1', undefined}); // block 127.0.0.1 forever
hardBlockedIps.push({ip: '10.0.0.1', 1283223005549}); // block 10.0.0.1 until time stamp expires
for (var i=0;i<hardBlockedIps.length;i++){
  if (req.connection.remoteAddress === hardBlockedIps[i].ip) {
      if (hardBlockedIps[i].expires !== undefined && (new Date).getTime() > hardBlockedIps[i].expires) {
          console.log("Hard Block on IP " + hardBlockedIps[i].ip + " expired");
          break;
      } else {
          req.connection.end();

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#!/usr/bin/env node

// the upstart job to check the status of
var job = 'node';

var spawn = require('child_process').spawn,
    status = spawn('status', [job]),
    output = "";

status.stdout.on('data', function(data) {

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