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• Car glitch
  • Glitcher steals a car, goes to their garage, walk in, walk out, parks that car outside bank
  • Everyone else does not hit checkpoint, waits for glitcher to arrive
• Everyone hits checkpoint, enters bank
• Inside bank
  • Kill everyone (causes SWAT van to spawn)
  • HACKER grabs the money
  • Crowd Control watches back stairs, kills guards that come out of door
• Regroup at front door
• HACKER RUNS TO THE VAULT: DOES NOT GO OUTSIDE

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// TLDR:  Oi, Barnes.  We'll miss ya.  Here's a grimy RNG in your honor.
//        node oi.js or paste the below into your favorite browser's JS console.
// DEFCON CHALLENGE:  Break this!
 
function millis()         { return Date.now(); }
function flip_coin()      { n=0; then = millis()+1; while(millis()<=then) { n=!n; } return n; }
function get_fair_bit()   { while(1) { a=flip_coin(); if(a!=flip_coin()) { return(a); } } }
function get_random_byte(){ n=0; bits=8; while(bits--){ n<<=1; n|=get_fair_bit(); } return n; }
 
report_console = function() { while(1) { console.log(get_random_byte()); }}

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  def cas(key: String, flags: Int, expiry: Time, value: Buf, casUnique: Buf): Future[JBoolean] = {
    cas2(key, flags, expiry, value, casUnique).flatMap {
      case Some(b) if b => JavaTrue
      case Some(b)      => JavaFalse
      case None         => JavaFalse
    }
  }

  private[this] val SomeJTrue: Future[Option[JBoolean]] = Future.value(Some(true))
  private[this] val SomeJFalse: Future[Option[JBoolean]] = Future.value(Some(false))

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#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{

  bool prime = false;
  int n;
  int i = 2;

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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{

  float sum = 0;
  int i;

  for (i = 0; i < 5; i++)

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am slyphon on github.
• I am slyphon (https://keybase.io/slyphon) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 540D 0F6B BB84 A4CA A39F 2FA5 EA31 6248 4543 75AA

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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sealed abstract class BaseClass {
  def name: String
  def someData: Option[Int]
}

trait NamedThing extends BaseClass {
  def name: String
}

trait WhatDoTheTypesSay[This <: NamedThing] {

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/etc
/usr/lib
/usr/bin
char
scala
java
cache
solaris
linux (strong no hire if gnu is mentioned)
gif

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/**
 * Copyright 2013 Twitter, Inc.
 *
 * Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
 * you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
 * You may obtain a copy of the License at
 *
 *     http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
 *
 * Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software

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import java.io.{PrintWriter, OutputStreamWriter, BufferedOutputStream}

// copy given string to the mac clipboard by launching pbcopy in a subprocess
object Clipboard {
  def pbcopy(string: String) {
    val pb = new ProcessBuilder("/usr/bin/pbcopy")
    val p = pb.start()
    val stdin = new PrintWriter(new OutputStreamWriter(new BufferedOutputStream(p.getOutputStream)))
    stdin.print(string)
    stdin.close()