Steven Klaiber-Noble snoble

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              March 17, 2014 21:06
            
          
    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am snoble on github.
I am snoble (https://keybase.io/snoble) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is A3A1 908E 91E6 333C E66D  76AA 8947 AAD4 946C 55A3

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## md5_and_modulo.sql
WITH input AS (SELECT MD5('some input string') AS input, 20 AS modulo),
mods AS (
SELECT
STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,1,8),16) % modulo AS a,
STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,9,8), 16) % modulo AS b,
STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,17,8), 16) % modulo AS c,
STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,25,8), 16) % modulo AS d,
POW(POW(16 % modulo, 4)::INT % modulo, 2)::INT % modulo AS offset_multiplier,
modulo
FROM input)

## gist:1848714
create table internal.fedex_bad1 AS
  select o1.order_id, o1.shipping_address_id, o1.created_at, o1.email
  from orders o1
  JOIN addresses a ON (o1.shipping_address_id = a.address_id)
  JOIN internal.address_hashes ah ON (ah.address_id = a.address_id)
  where
  o1.financial_status = 'paid'
  AND o1.created_at >= '2010-07-01'
  AND o1.created_at <= '2011-07-01'
  AND NOT EXISTS (

## prank.sh
echo -e "\nbody {background-image: url('https://dl.dropbox.com/s/515ruct9cor67gj/sb.jpg') "'!'"important;}\n" >> ~/Library/Application\ Support/Google/Chrome/Default/User\ StyleSheets/Custom.css

## prank2.sh
echo -e "\nimg {-webkit-transform: scaleY(-1) "'!'"important;}\n" >> ~/Library/Application\ Support/Google/Chrome/Default/User\ StyleSheets/Custom.css

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<style>

body {
  font: 10px sans-serif;
}

.axis path, .axis line {
  fill: none;

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<style>

body {
  font: 10px sans-serif;
}

.axis path, .axis line {
  fill: none;

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<style>

body {
  font: 10px sans-serif;
}

.axis path, .axis line {
  fill: none;

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<style>

body {
  font: 10px sans-serif;
}

.axis path, .axis line {
  fill: none;

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<style>

body {
  font: 10px sans-serif;
}

.axis path, .axis line {
  fill: none;
	WITH input AS (SELECT MD5('some input string') AS input, 20 AS modulo),
	mods AS (
	SELECT
	STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,1,8),16) % modulo AS a,
	STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,9,8), 16) % modulo AS b,
	STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,17,8), 16) % modulo AS c,
	STRTOL(SUBSTRING(input,25,8), 16) % modulo AS d,
	POW(POW(16 % modulo, 4)::INT % modulo, 2)::INT % modulo AS offset_multiplier,
	modulo
	FROM input)
	create table internal.fedex_bad1 AS
	select o1.order_id, o1.shipping_address_id, o1.created_at, o1.email
	from orders o1
	JOIN addresses a ON (o1.shipping_address_id = a.address_id)
	JOIN internal.address_hashes ah ON (ah.address_id = a.address_id)
	where
	o1.financial_status = 'paid'
	AND o1.created_at >= '2010-07-01'
	AND o1.created_at <= '2011-07-01'
	AND NOT EXISTS (
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<meta charset="utf-8">
	<style>

	body {
	font: 10px sans-serif;
	}

	.axis path, .axis line {
	fill: none;