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class Lead < ActiveRecord::Base
  include Splam

  has_force :oid => '<insert oid>'

  validates_presence_of :first_name, :last_name

  state_machine :state, :initial => 'pending' do
    event :submit do
      transition :to => 'spam',      :from => 'pending',    :if => :splam?

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<%
begin
  eth0ip = Resolv::DNS.new.getaddress("@facts['fqdn']")
rescue
  raise "Resolv::ResolvError: DNS result has no information for #{@facts['fqdn']}"
end
%>
DEVICE=eth0
ONBOOT=yes
TYPE=ethernet

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# Video: http://rubyhoedown2008.confreaks.com/08-chris-wanstrath-keynote.html

Hi everyone, I'm Chris Wanstrath.

When Jeremy asked me to come talk, I said yes.  Hell yes.  Immediately.  But
then I took a few moments and thought, Wait, why?  Why me?  What am I supposed
to say that's interesting?  Something about Ruby, perhaps.  Maybe the
future of it.  The future of something, at least.  That sounds
keynote-y.