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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Depends on curl and dig

TIMEOUT=1
SERVER=4.2.2.3

IP=`curl -s --connect-timeout "$TIMEOUT" https://outboundip.com 2>/dev/null`
#echo :$?:

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# any2mp3
# Converts to mp3 anything mplayer can play
# requires: mplayer and lame
# Also ensure you have space to dump the .wav

TMP=audiodump-`date +%s`.wav

[ "$1" ] || { echo "Usage: $0 file1.wma file2.mp4"; exit 1; }

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

# This script loops forever and waits for a standard STDIN for each loop.
#
# When you hit [RETURN] it pipes you're input into the command you launched the script with
#
# For example.. If I want to compare public DNS records (on 4.2.2.3 for example) with the
# records on my own DNS server.. EG: 1.2.3.4 I would split a terminator it two and run:
# Terminal 1: doorman dig @4.2.2.3 +short
# Terminal 2: doorman dig @1.2.3.4 +short

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
#
# simple templating script for Generating CSR's -david@starkers.org 121001
# .. this relies on having openssl availble in your path ..
# Its not elegant but its easy to use..
#
# TODO: too much ugly wraping of whitespace into openssl commands
#  (there is another way but I forgot and this works)

# This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

ENV="$(env)"
if ! grep -q DISPLAY= <<<"$ENV" ; then
  echo dunno what your DISPLAY= is, setting default and crossing fingers
  export DISPLAY=:0
fi

# simple script that watches for a Yubikey being plugged in..
#

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# quickly backs up a wordpress install for you, just specify the wordpress install path


ConfFile="$1/wp-config.php"



if [ "X$1" == "X" ]; then
    echo ".. quickly backs up a wordpress database for you, just specify the wordpress install path"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

## This rar's a file up with a password and emails it
## not as good as using openssl to encrypt but I'm not about to explain openssl pipes to my users

# rar does the job :/


FILE=/var/log/some_logfile.log
PASS="your super top secret password"

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

set -o nounset                              # Treat unset variables as an error

#
# you can call this script as such if needed:
# ./grants --user="mymysqlusername" --pass="password" --host="somehost"
#
#  I much prefer .my.cnf or similar

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

# This script allows me to run a crontab at a random point in the next hour.
# WHY?
# Using something like a little delay can also stop ALL the servers hammering a proxy at once for example.
# ...or if something breaks I don't take the entire cluster down at once

# Do the task at some random point within the next X minutes:
X=60

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

#who gets alerted
DEST=your@email.com

#from address
FROM="noreply@server.example.org"

#directory to monitor
DIR=/www