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Function Get-CurrentWeather {
    
    #Save this function inside your Powershell Profile. Not sure what that is? Just type in $profile and hit enter in your PS Console!
    #File doesn't exist? That's OK, use Powershell to create it!
    #New-Item -File -Path $env:USERPROFILE\Documents\WindowsPowershell\ -Value $profile
        
    #Give your script a voice!
    Add-Type -assemblyname System.Speech
    $speech = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
    

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<#
 .SYNOPSIS
 Automatically create transcript of your Powershell session.
 
 .DESCRIPTION
 Add this function to your Powershell Profile and call it with Invoke-SessionLog -Logpath \some\path to automatically keep
 session history each time you open up powershell.
 
 .EXAMPLE
 Invoke-SessionLog -LogPath C:\PSLogs -DaysToKeep 7

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$Computers = Get-ADComputer  -Filter * | Select Name
$file = /path/to/file

Foreach($c in $computers) {
  #Uncomment to use UNC
  If((Test-Path "\\$($c.Name)\C$\$file")){
  #uncomment to use remoting
  #If(Invoke-Command -Computer $c.Name -Command { (Test-Path $args[0])} -ArgumentList $file){

  [pscustomobject]$cDetail = [ordered]@{

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Function New-RandomDataset {
    <#
        .SYNOPSIS
        Generate random data for use in testing, demonstrations, etc.
        .DESCRIPTION
        Using the NameIT module, generate random data exported to a CSV file

        .PARAMETER Count
        The number of items in your dataset
        .PARAMETER CSVPAth

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Function New-SocialInteraction {
    [cmdletBinding()]
    Param(
        [Parameter(Mandatory, Positon = 0)]
        [String]$Person,
        [Parameter(Mandatory, Position = 1)]
        [String]$Topic
    )

    New-PSDrive -Name Brain -PSProvider FileSystem -Root Noggin

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Function New-LMGTFYLink {
    <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    Generates a Let Me Google That For You url from entered query

    .PARAMETER Query
    String to be searched for

    .EXAMPLE
    New-LMGTFY -Query "Why is the sky blue?"

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Function Find-Service {
    <#
        .SYNOPSIS
        Find a specified service on remote endpoints

        .PARAMETER Computername
        The remote endpoint(s) to query

        .PARAMETER ServiceDisplayName
        The Display Name of the service to query

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Function Test-VM {
    [cmdletBinding()]
    Param(
        [Parameter]
        [string]
        $dummy
    )
    #Dynamic Params require [CmdletBinding()], but are defined on their own outside the main Param() block
    DynamicParam {
        $ParameterName = 'VM'

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function Get-UserProfileSize {
    <#
        .SYNOPSIS
        Gather profile sizes on a computer

        .DESCRIPTION
        Returns the size of a user profile on a given computername

        .PARAMETER IncludeSpecial
        Includes built-in accounts in the object

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function Send-CatFactMessage {
    <# 
    .SYNOPSIS 
        Send a cat fact to users on a computer.
    .DESCRIPTION 
        Send a random cat fact to any number of computers and all users or a specific user. Supports credential passing.
    .EXAMPLE 
        Send-CatFactMessage -PlayAudio
        Sends cat fact message to all users on localhost and outputs fact through speakers.
    .EXAMPLE