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syranez / Bookmarklet
Created October 8, 2011 16:42
the-kenny braucht Hauptmensa sonst weint er.
javascript:var kenny=function(a,b){a=typeof a==="string"&&a.length!==0&&a||"";b=b||false;Date.prototype.monthToDigits=function c(){return this.getMonth()+1<10?"0"+(this.getMonth()+1):this.getMonth()+1};Date.prototype.mcn_getWeekDay=function d(a){return a===undefined?null:new Date(this.getTime()-(this.getDay()-a)*864e5)};Date.prototype.mcn_getWeeksMonday=function e(){return this.mcn_getWeekDay(1)};Date.prototype.mcn_getWeeksFriday=function f(){return this.mcn_getWeekDay(5)};Date.prototype.dayToDigits=function g(){return this.getDate()<10?"0"+this.getDate():this.getDate()};return{getUri:function(){var c=new Date;var d=c.getDay();if(b){if(d===0){c=new Date(c.getTime()+864e5)}else if(d===6){c=new Date(c.getTime()+864e5*2)}}var e=c.mcn_getWeeksMonday();var f=c.mcn_getWeeksFriday();return a+e.dayToDigits()+e.monthToDigits()+"-"+f.dayToDigits()+f.monthToDigits()+".htm"}}}("http://studentenwerk.essen-duisburg.de/speiseplaene/hm_",false);document.location=kenny.getUri();
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syranez / thinkgeek2012-1.md
Created June 18, 2012 21:03
Let us buy thinkgeek1
[22:49:33] fussel | [CUE] syranez ist im Dungeon dcss-0.10 als MiBe mit XL 18 auf der Suche nach dem Orb. (Watch: https://underhound.eu:8080/#watch-syranez)
[22:50:28] fussel | [CUE] syranez ist von D:20 nach Lair:1 gegangen.
[22:50:50] fussel | [CUE] syranez ist von Lair:1 nach Swamp:1 gegangen.
[22:55:35] fussel | [CUE] syranez hat einen Meilenstein geschafft: "fell down a shaft to Swamp:4.".
[23:04:41] fussel | [CUE] syranez hat einen Meilenstein geschafft: "killed Louise.".
[23:07:53] fussel | [CUE] syranez hat einen Meilenstein geschafft: "killed Kirke.".
[23:08:55] fussel | [CUE] syranez hat einen Meilenstein geschafft: "killed Donald.".
[23:11:49] fussel | [CUE] syranez ist nun Level 19.
[23:12:50] fussel | [CUE] syranez hat einen Meilenstein geschafft: "found a decaying rune of Zot.".
[23:14:15] fussel | [CUE] syranez ist von Swamp:1 nach Lair:2 gegangen.
36 | / named!(dcss_morgue_file_entry<&str, ParserPart >, alt_complete!(
37 | | dcss_header => {|header| ParserPart::Header(header)}
38 | | | char!('\n') => {|| ParserPart::Ignore}
39 | | | dcss_hiscore_one => {|one| ParserPart::HiscoreOne(one)}
40 | | ));
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<xsl:stylesheet
version="1.1"
xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform"
xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<xsl:output method="xml" indent="yes" encoding="UTF-8"/>
<xsl:template match="/season">
<html lang="en">
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syranez / getopger.sh
Created March 25, 2012 00:40
get one piece mangas german subbed from onepiece-tube
#! /usr/bin/env bash
if [ ! $# -eq 1 ]; then
echo "Usage: ./getopger <chapter>";
exit 1;
fi
# Kapitel des Mangas
CHAPTER="$1"
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syranez / 30c3.md
Last active January 1, 2016 15:29
30C3 Todos.

30c3

Tag 1

  • [#] 5376: Do You Think That's Funny?
  • [#] 5610: Seidenstraße
  • [#] 5415: Der tiefe Staat
  • [#] 5377: Überwachen und Sprache
  • [#] 5307: Reverse engineering of CHIASMUS from GSTOOL
  • [#] 5281: Keine Anhaltspunkte für flächendeckende Überwachung
  • [#] 5476: Electronic Bank Robberies
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syranez / gist:7310951
Created November 4, 2013 23:13
Bookmarklet Bayern München, Bundesliga 2013/14, 11. Spieltag
(function(result){uri="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu%C3%9Fball-Bundesliga_2013/14#Tabelle";document.location=uri;jQuery("body").append(jQuery('table')[3]);jQuery("body div").remove();jQuery("a").each(function (i, e) {var t=jQuery(e).text();var c="white";if (result[t]=="win"){c="green"}else if(result[t]=="loss"){c="red"}else if(result[t]=="draw"){c="yellow"}jQuery(e).parent().parent().css({"background-color": c})});})({"Borussia Mönchengladbach": "win", "Eintracht Frankfurt": "win", "1. FC Nürnberg": "win", "SC Freiburg": "draw", "Hannover 96": "win", "FC Schalke 04": "win", "VfL Wolfsburg": "win", "Bayer 04 Leverkusen": "draw", "1. FSV Mainz 05": "win", "Hertha BSC": "win", "TSG 1899 Hoffenheim": "win"});
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syranez / gist:7310890
Created November 4, 2013 23:09
Bookmarklet: 1. FC Nürnberg, Bundesliga 2013/14, 11. Spieltag
(function(result){uri="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu%C3%9Fball-Bundesliga_2013/14#Tabelle";document.location=uri;jQuery("body").append(jQuery('table')[3]);jQuery("body div").remove();jQuery("a").each(function (i, e) {var t=jQuery(e).text();var c="white";if (result[t]=="win"){c="green"}else if(result[t]=="loss"){c="red"}else if(result[t]=="draw"){c="yellow"}jQuery(e).parent().parent().css({"background-color": c})});})({"TSG 1899 Hoffenheim": "draw", "Hertha BSC": "draw", "FC Bayern München": "loss", "FC Augsburg": "loss", "Eintracht Braunschweig": "draw", "Borussia Dortmund": "draw", "Werder Bremen": "draw", "Hamburger SV": "loss", "Eintracht Frankfurt": "draw", "VfB Stuttgart": "draw", "SC Freiburg": "loss"});
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syranez / gist:7310810
Created November 4, 2013 23:03
Bookmarklet: BVB Bundesliga 2013/14, 11. Spieltag.
(function(result){uri="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu%C3%9Fball-Bundesliga_2013/14#Tabelle";document.location=uri;jQuery("body").append(jQuery('table')[3]);jQuery("body div").remove();jQuery("a").each(function (i, e) {var t=jQuery(e).text();var c="white";if (result[t]=="win"){c="green"}else if(result[t]=="loss"){c="red"}else if(result[t]=="draw"){c="yellow"}jQuery(e).parent().parent().css({"background-color": c})});})({"FC Augsburg": "win", "Eintracht Braunschweig": "win", "Werder Bremen": "win", "Eintracht Frankfurt": "win", "Hamburger SV": "win", "1. FC Nürnberg": "draw", "SC Freiburg": "win", "Borussia Mönchengladbach": "loss", "Hannover 96": "win", "FC Schalke 04": "win", "VfB Stuttgart": "win"});