tommorris

prefix foaf: <http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/>
select distinct ?person ?givenName ?surname
where {
?person a foaf:Person;
foaf:givenName ?givenName;
foaf:surname ?surname .
}
LIMIT 200

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def nested_map(f, maybe_iterable):
    if hasattr(maybe_iterable, '__iter__'):
        return [nested_map(f, x) for x in maybe_iterable]
    else:
        return f(maybe_iterable)

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main() {
  while (1) {
    void *ptr;
    ptr = malloc(10);
  }
}

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val words = List("Victoria", "Coren", "is", "barking", "up", "the", "wrong", "tree", "with", "this", "iPad", "example")
val longestWord = (x: List[String]) => x.sort(_.length > _.length).head
println(longestWord(words))

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try:
    data = get_from_database()
except ConnectionException:
    return None
else:
    return data

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$ curl -I http://4.mshcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/iPad-One-Year-Anniversary-Infographic.jpg
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:06:38 GMT
Server: Apache
Last-Modified: Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:24:14 GMT
ETag: "12581b0-310eb-49ac74afb5f80"
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Content-Length: 200939
Content-Type: image/jpeg
Cache-Control: private, max-age=259200

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{
    "items": [
        {
            "properties": {
                "name": [
                    "Swingline\\u00ae 747\\u00ae Classic  Desktop Staplers"
                ],
                "photo": [
                    "http://www.staples-3p.com/s7/is/image/Staples/s0021414_sc7?$std$"
                ],

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val src = Source.fromFile("/Users/tom/google_export.txt")
val data = src.getLines().map(_.split("\t")).toList
val ie_pre_9 = data.filter(_(0).toFloat < 9)
val ie_pre_9_shit_screens = ie_pre_9.filter(_(1).split("x")(0).toInt < 1024)
ie_pre_9_shit_screens.foldLeft(0)((x: Int, y: Array[String]) => x + y(2).toInt)

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select gil_wiki, count(*) from globalimagelinks where gil_to in (select img_name from image where img_user = 642738) group by gil_wiki;
+-------------------+----------+
| gil_wiki          | count(*) |
+-------------------+----------+
| afwiki            |        1 |
| arwiki            |        5 |
| arzwiki           |        1 |
| azwiki            |        1 |
| bgwiki            |        2 |
| cawiki            |        4 |

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  * I am tommorris on github.
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To claim this, I am signing this object: