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var request = require('request');

var data = JSON.stringify({ message:"Hello, Pactola" });
request.post("http://pactola.io/f1b7db32/notification", {form:data});

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am tternes on github.
• I am tternes (https://keybase.io/tternes) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is FFF3 75C0 638B 6546 80AD FE08 D003 33C6 1989 42AA

To claim this, I am signing this object:

tternes

#!/usr/bin/xcrun swift -i

println("that is awesome")

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#!/bin/bash

########################################
# Quick and dirty script for cloning an svn branch with git without pulling the entire repo history
#
# Usage: git-svn-clone.sh <URL> <LOCAL_OUTPUT_PATH>
#   e.g. git-svn-clone.sh http://myserver.com/svn/branches/feature-1.0 feature-1.0
#
########################################

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- (id)swizzled_retain
{
    NSLog(@"yes, I know");
    return [self swizzled_retain];
}

+ (void)load
{
    // swizzle retain
    Class c = [self class];

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    NSString *homer =
                       @"\n"
                       @"                                __ \n"
                       @"                       _ ,___,-'\",-=-. \n"
                       @"           __,-- _ _,-'_)_  (\"\"`'-._\\ `. \n"
                       @"        _,'  __ |,' ,-' __)  ,-     /. | \n"
                       @"      ,'_,--'   |     -'  _)/         `\\ \n"
                       @"    ,','      ,'       ,-'_,`           : \n"
                       @"    ,'     ,-'       ,(,-(              : \n"
                       @"         ,'       ,-' ,    _            ; \n"

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//
//  NSObject+BlockObservation.h
//  Version 1.0
//
//  Andy Matuschak
//  andy@andymatuschak.org
//  Public domain because I love you. Let me know how you use it.
//

#import <Cocoa/Cocoa.h>

tternes

A theory as to the ending of Breaking Bad...

White family: deceased
Hank and Marie: deceased
Kids: deceased

Walt: only one left, cancer cured

It was all for nothing.

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#!/bin/sh

# Watch this for a while, then ctrl-c

sudo fs_usage -w -f "filesys"

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# in 2012 by Johannes Fahrenkrug, http://springenwerk.com
# See you at WWDC!

require 'rubygems'
require 'open-uri'

class WWDC2012
  def self.announced?
    begin
      title = open('https://developer.apple.com/wwdc/') do |f|