This [hoot][] you're about to read started its life as a gist of technical minutae I had to discover to Tailscale cloud and on-prem resources. It'd be too boring for me to just publish it, so I thought I'd give a little bit of context as a preamble. I get to rant some and you can simply skip to the technical sections below if you'd rather not indulge me.
How much of what AWS gives you do you really truly need? It's become Kubernetes this, Docker that. I rarely question it when contracting because contractors usually arrive after the fact to pick up and carry the pieces. You get to target the infrastructure that may as well have been installed by alients before humankind ascended in Amazon. All in the cloud, can't touch, jumpbox this, terraform that, re-create the world every time you sneeze, etc. It's different when you're hired fo