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## brode.js
var chirp = require('twitter')
  , _ = require('lodash') // cause underscore is so 2009..
  ;

module.exports = function(app) {
    // bro shortcuts for getting the tweets
    app.get('/mah/chirps', function(req, res) {

        // closures, like a pro javascript dude
        function hollaback(fail, party) {

## ga-part.js
// this code isn't intended to work:

if (J.body) {
        a = aa(a);
        try {
          var c = J[qa]('<iframe name="' + a + '"></iframe>')
        } catch (d) {
          c = J[qa]("iframe"), ha(c, a)
        }
        c.height = "0";

## rotate_logs.sh
#!/bin/bash

# rotates logs for all services on this box

# the services for which we should rotate logs
SERVICE_DIR=~/mysrc
services=$(ls $SERVICE_DIR)

function rotate {
    logfile=$SERVICE_DIR/$1/logs/$2.log

## gist:5861939
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## postponed.js

// how long should we wait for a function to fire?
var delay = 0;

// a simple way to wrap functions to be delayed
function postponed(fn) {
    return function() {
        setTimeout(fn, delay);
    }
}

## twitter_dm_deleter.js
// global used to stop things if it get's out of hand
var run = true;


function enter_dm() {
    var li = $(".dm-thread-list.js-dm-thread-list").children("li")[5];
    $(li).click();
}

## twss.coffee
# Description:
#   Use Skynet to determine if a thing that was said is actually something
#   S.H.E (Silicon Helix Entity) said.
#
# Dependencies:
#   "twss": "0.1.6"
#
# Commands:
#   Just say something like, "that was hard". Hubot will do the rest.
#

## chirps.js
// configure twitter integration
var twit = require('twit');
var T = new Twit({
    consumer_key:         '...'
  , consumer_secret:      '...'
  , access_token:         '...'
  , access_token_secret:  '...'
});

// express app

## index.html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset=utf-8 />
<title>JS Bin</title>
</head>
<body>
  <video id="sourcevid" autoplay="true">NO SUPPORT FOR VIDEO </video>
</body>
</html>

## server.py
import SimpleHTTPServer;
map = SimpleHTTPServer.SimpleHTTPRequestHandler.extensions_map;
map[""] = "text/plain"
for key, value in map.items():
	map[key] = value + ";charset=UTF-8"
SimpleHTTPServer.test()
	var chirp = require('twitter')
	, _ = require('lodash') // cause underscore is so 2009..
	;

	module.exports = function(app) {
	// bro shortcuts for getting the tweets
	app.get('/mah/chirps', function(req, res) {

	// closures, like a pro javascript dude
	function hollaback(fail, party) {
	// this code isn't intended to work:

	if (J.body) {
	a = aa(a);
	try {
	var c = J[qa]('<iframe name="' + a + '"></iframe>')
	} catch (d) {
	c = J[qa]("iframe"), ha(c, a)
	}
	c.height = "0";
	#!/bin/bash

	# rotates logs for all services on this box

	# the services for which we should rotate logs
	SERVICE_DIR=~/mysrc
	services=$(ls $SERVICE_DIR)

	function rotate {
	logfile=$SERVICE_DIR/$1/logs/$2.log

	// how long should we wait for a function to fire?
	var delay = 0;

	// a simple way to wrap functions to be delayed
	function postponed(fn) {
	return function() {
	setTimeout(fn, delay);
	}
	}
	// global used to stop things if it get's out of hand
	var run = true;



	function enter_dm() {
	var li = $(".dm-thread-list.js-dm-thread-list").children("li")[5];
	$(li).click();
	}
	# Description:
	# Use Skynet to determine if a thing that was said is actually something
	# S.H.E (Silicon Helix Entity) said.
	#
	# Dependencies:
	# "twss": "0.1.6"
	#
	# Commands:
	# Just say something like, "that was hard". Hubot will do the rest.
	#
	// configure twitter integration
	var twit = require('twit');
	var T = new Twit({
	consumer_key: '...'
	, consumer_secret: '...'
	, access_token: '...'
	, access_token_secret: '...'
	});

	// express app
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta charset=utf-8 />
	<title>JS Bin</title>
	</head>
	<body>
	<video id="sourcevid" autoplay="true">NO SUPPORT FOR VIDEO </video>
	</body>
	</html>
	import SimpleHTTPServer;
	map = SimpleHTTPServer.SimpleHTTPRequestHandler.extensions_map;
	map[""] = "text/plain"
	for key, value in map.items():
	map[key] = value + ";charset=UTF-8"
	SimpleHTTPServer.test()