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## gist:217655
#! /usr/bin/env ruby
#
# Save in your path as "isreg" and chmod +x. Then: isreg domain.com
#
puts `whois #{ARGV[0]}` =~ /No match for \"#{ARGV[0]}\"/mi ? "Hell No" : "Fuck Yes"

## 0001-Documentation-patch.patch
From 59c9acddfa87a5391f088153994f607208be57c1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Will Leinweber <will@bitfission.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:25:27 -0600
Subject: [PATCH] Documentation patch
  * remove compiler from bootstrapping guide
  * add more detailed information on some of the bootstrapping stages
  * rename subtend to capi in most of the docs
  ** except the example in rubinius_spec.txt

---

## ~.rb
class String
  def ~
    self.reverse
  end
end

~"hello" # => "olleh"

## regular drive
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		System Version		10.5.8 (9L31a)
		Physical RAM		4096 MB
		Model		MacBook5,1
		Drive Type		FUJITSU MHZ2250BH FFS G1
	Disk Test	46.85
		Sequential	68.30
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## retry cucumber
#      randomly failing
# so this hack retries features
#      i'm so, so sorry

class CucumberFeature
  def initialize(path)
    @path  = path
    @result = run
  end


## evil.rb
# worst thing you can do to someone in ruby?
# fork this and add other evil

class Module
  def method_added(method)
    undef_method method if rand > 0.999999
  end
end

## hudson_ci_radiator.html
<html>
  <head>
    <script language="javascript"
            type="text/javascript"
            src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.0/jquery.min.js"
    ></script>
    <style type="text/css" media="screen">
      body {
        font: 15em Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
        text-align: center;

## compas pre5 bug
TypeError: can't convert nil into String

Backtrace:
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:94:in `join'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:94:in `sassc_filename'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:23:in `tree_for'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:96:in `update_stylesheet'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:82:in `update_stylesheets'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:77:in `each'
/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:77:in `update_stylesheets'

## split_zip.rb
class Array
  def split_zip
    partition = size/2.0
    left  = first( partition.ceil )
    right = last(  partition.floor  )
    left.zip(right).flatten.compact
  end
end

          [1].split_zip == [1]           # => true

## gist:328657
% rvm specs

jruby-1.4.0: jruby 1.4.0 (ruby 1.8.7 patchlevel 174) (2009-11-02 69fbfa3) (Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM 1.6.0_17) [x86_64-java]

(in /Users/will/code/couchrest)
This spec requires 'active_support' to be loaded
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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	#! /usr/bin/env ruby
	#
	# Save in your path as "isreg" and chmod +x. Then: isreg domain.com
	#
	puts `whois #{ARGV[0]}` =~ /No match for \"#{ARGV[0]}\"/mi ? "Hell No" : "Fuck Yes"
	From 59c9acddfa87a5391f088153994f607208be57c1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
	From: Will Leinweber <will@bitfission.com>
	Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:25:27 -0600
	Subject: [PATCH] Documentation patch
	* remove compiler from bootstrapping guide
	* add more detailed information on some of the bootstrapping stages
	* rename subtend to capi in most of the docs
	** except the example in rubinius_spec.txt

	---
	Results 46.85
	System Info
	Xbench Version 1.3
	System Version 10.5.8 (9L31a)
	Physical RAM 4096 MB
	Model MacBook5,1
	Drive Type FUJITSU MHZ2250BH FFS G1
	Disk Test 46.85
	Sequential 68.30
	Uncached Write 88.60 54.40 MB/sec [4K blocks]
	# randomly failing
	# so this hack retries features
	# i'm so, so sorry

	class CucumberFeature
	def initialize(path)
	@path = path
	@result = run
	end
	# worst thing you can do to someone in ruby?
	# fork this and add other evil

	class Module
	def method_added(method)
	undef_method method if rand > 0.999999
	end
	end
	<html>
	<head>
	<script language="javascript"
	type="text/javascript"
	src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.0/jquery.min.js"
	></script>
	<style type="text/css" media="screen">
	body {
	font: 15em Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
	text-align: center;
	TypeError: can't convert nil into String

	Backtrace:
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:94:in `join'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:94:in `sassc_filename'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/files.rb:23:in `tree_for'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:96:in `update_stylesheet'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:82:in `update_stylesheets'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:77:in `each'
	/vendor/bundler_gems/ruby/1.8/gems/haml-2.2.17/lib/sass/plugin.rb:77:in `update_stylesheets'
	class Array
	def split_zip
	partition = size/2.0
	left = first( partition.ceil )
	right = last( partition.floor )
	left.zip(right).flatten.compact
	end
	end

	[1].split_zip == [1] # => true
	% rvm specs

	jruby-1.4.0: jruby 1.4.0 (ruby 1.8.7 patchlevel 174) (2009-11-02 69fbfa3) (Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM 1.6.0_17) [x86_64-java]

	(in /Users/will/code/couchrest)
	This spec requires 'active_support' to be loaded
	........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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