will

#!/usr/bin/env jruby
require 'rubygems'
require 'celerity'

url = "http://uiuc.us/jquery.html"
puts "url should be #{url}"

[:firefox, :internet_explorer].each do |browser|
  b = Celerity::Browser.new :log_level => :severe, :browser => browser
  b.goto url

will

require 'metric_fu'

task "metrics:all" do
  require 'yaml'
  require 'couchrest'
  require 'grit'
  
  report = File.open( File.join( RAILS_ROOT, "tmp", "metric_fu", "report.yml") ) { |f| YAML::load f }
  repo = Grit::Repo.new(Dir.pwd)
  commit = repo.commits.first

will

Twilight Zone Watchlist

fork this list and add/remove suggestions or move things up to the watch queue please!

queue

1. The Obsolete Man

• The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
• Eye of the Beholder
• Time Enough At Last

will

module Integrity
  class Notifier
    class Arduino < Notifier::Base
      def self.to_haml
        ""
      end
  
      def deliver!
        if build.failed?
          Arduino.send "r"

will

#! /usr/bin/env ruby
# 
# Save in your path as "isreg" and chmod +x. Then: isreg domain.com
#
puts `whois #{ARGV[0]}` =~ /No match for \"#{ARGV[0]}\"/mi ? "Hell No" : "Fuck Yes"

will

From 59c9acddfa87a5391f088153994f607208be57c1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Will Leinweber <will@bitfission.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:25:27 -0600
Subject: [PATCH] Documentation patch
  * remove compiler from bootstrapping guide
  * add more detailed information on some of the bootstrapping stages
  * rename subtend to capi in most of the docs
  ** except the example in rubinius_spec.txt

---

will

class String
  def ~
    self.reverse
  end
end

~"hello" # => "olleh"

will

Results	46.85	
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		Xbench Version		1.3
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		Physical RAM		4096 MB
		Model		MacBook5,1
		Drive Type		FUJITSU MHZ2250BH FFS G1
	Disk Test	46.85	
		Sequential	68.30	
			Uncached Write	88.60	54.40 MB/sec [4K blocks]

will

#      randomly failing
# so this hack retries features
#      i'm so, so sorry

class CucumberFeature
  def initialize(path)
    @path  = path
    @result = run
  end
  

will

# worst thing you can do to someone in ruby?
# fork this and add other evil

class Module
  def method_added(method)
    undef_method method if rand > 0.999999
  end
end