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./configure --with-curl --with-config-file-path=/private/etc --with-mysqli --with-mysql --with-apxs2 --with-mcrypt --enable-soap --with-openssl --enable-zip --enable-bcmath --enable-mbstring --enable-sockets

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#!/bin/sh

### BEGIN INIT INFO
# Provides:             god
# Required-Start:       $all
# Required-Stop:        $all
# Default-Start:        2 3 4 5
# Default-Stop:         0 1 6
# Short-Description:    God
### END INIT INFO

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#! /bin/sh
### BEGIN INIT INFO
# Provides:		redis-server
# Required-Start:	$syslog
# Required-Stop:	$syslog
# Should-Start:		$local_fs
# Should-Stop:		$local_fs
# Default-Start:	2 3 4 5
# Default-Stop:		0 1 6
# Short-Description:	redis-server - Persistent key-value db

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<Response>
        <Say>I will eat your children.</Say>
        <Play>http://dl.dropbox.com/u/392166/callboxen/9.wav</Play>
        <Sms to="555-555-5555">Gatebot-9000: I probably just let a murderer into the apartment complex. So be ready for that.</Sms>
</Response>

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<?php
/**
 * works around PHP's shitty floating point math to properly round numbers
 *
 * USE THIS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE FLOATS FUCKING SUCK
 */
function super_round($number, $precision = 0) {
	$power = bcpow(10, $precision);
	$rounded = round(bcmul($number, $power, 1), 0);
	return bcdiv($rounded, $power, $precision);

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<?php
class MyTestCase extends PHPUnit_Framework_TestCase {
        public function testBoolEquality() {
                $this->assertTrue((true == 'true'));
                $this->assertTrue((true == (bool)'true'));
                $this->assertTrue((true == 'false'));
                $this->assertTrue((true == (bool)'false'));
                $this->assertTrue((true == (bool)'1'));
                $this->assertTrue((false == (bool)'0'));
                $this->assertFalse((true == ''));

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<?php
require_once 'PHPUnit/Framework.php';

class TimeLoggerListener implements PHPUnit_Framework_TestListener {
	private $_filename;
	private $_handle;

	public function __construct($filename) {
		$this->_filename = $filename;
	}

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<?php
require_once 'PHPUnit/Framework.php';

function foobar(Array $array) {

}

class FoobarTest extends PHPUnit_Framework_TestCase {
        /**
         * @expectedException PHPUnit_Framework_Error

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<pre>
<?php
echo shell_exec('whoami && ps');
echo shell_exec('ps');
?>
</pre>

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product_list = list of selected products and quantities;

global_dunnage = percentage defined by admin;

fudge_factor = percentage defined by admin;

if ( total_cost meets freight override conditions ):
        return freight calculation; 
        exit; 
else: