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Hello from WiebeTech,
We just received your order and we think it's just super duper that you've chosen to do business with us.
If you check the shipping status of your products hopefully you'll see everything is squared away and ready to go (those are called "out-the-doorsies"). Sometimes everybody wants the same thing you want at the same time you want to have it and we run out of stuff (those are called "out-of-stocksies"). If you ordered an "out-of-stocksie" it makes us sad, but then we're happy again because we know that it will soon turn into an "out-the-doorsie."
So after all the money and shipping twiddle bits are set to go then all the products you ordered are built skillfully by hand in a magic realm called "Production" by clever little beings called "Wiebes." The Wiebes will carefully test and format every function and characteristic of your product(s) before carefully packing it and sending it off with a smile and a wave of their little orange hands. If you want to check on the Wiebe's progre
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zobar / gist:1477827
Created December 14, 2011 18:26
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zobar / gist:1499822
Created December 20, 2011 01:39
Running a Cinch IRC bot on Heroku
  1. Add Heroku to your Gemfile and bundle install.
  2. Create your Heroku app. This will only work with their (currently-beta) 'cedar' stack, so you have to heroku create --stack=cedar.
  3. Create a Procfile for your bot. This tells Heroku how to run your worker. In our case, the bot is bot.rb, so the only line in the Procfile is cinch: bundle exec ./bot.rb
  4. Commit and push to Heroku.
  5. You do not want a Web worker running, so heroku scale web=0 cinch=1. This also sets up your deployments to restart the bot.
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def with_resource():
print 'SETUP RESOURCE'
yield
print 'CLEANUP RESOURCE'
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Option monad in Ruby
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Writer monad in ruby
class Writer
def flat_map
self.class.new do
value, log = get
new_value, new_log = yield value
[new_value, log + new_log]
end
end
def map
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Dimensional analysis in Scala
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