Here's a messy yet working way to print support threads from Simple Bank. I don't make the printed thread look the same, I only put the messages and ONLY the messages in chronological order.
The method below may no longer work when the Simple site updates. Please ping me here or on Reddit (u/vzen) if this page needs updating.
BEWARE!! In 100% of circumstances it is a huge, nasty, no-good, blood-red flag for a stranger on the internet like me to ask you to run arbitrary code with your bank portal visible. But because not everyone reading this page is an engineer, I have to make this easy somehow. Just do NOT trust me off the bat. You really should read on to see how I break this code down and show you what each instruction does in plain English.
But for convenience of less-technically inclined users, you can do one of two things: