A ritual to invoke the favor of the demo gods.

Invoke-DemoGod.ps1

#DemoGod
###########################
Function Invoke-DemoGod{
    [Alias('DemoGod','ShowMeWhatYouGot','GiantHead')]
    Param(
        # No Speech
        [Parameter()][Switch]$Silent,
        # Head Only
        [Parameter()][Switch]$NoText
        )
    # Head
    $Head = @("
         ___
     . -^   ``--,
    /# =========``-_ 
   /# (--====___====\
  /#   .- --.  . --.|
 /##   |  * ) (   * ),
 |##   \    /\ \   / |
 |###   ---   \ ---  |
 |####      ___)    #|
 |######           ##|
  \##### ---------- /
   \####           (
    ``\###          |
      \###         |
       \##        |
        \###.    .)
         ``======/

　
　
")
    # Banner
    $Banner = @("
         ___            
     . -^   ``--,       
    /# =========``-_     ____  _  _   __   _  _    _  _  ____
   /# (--====___====\  / ___)/ )( \ /  \ / )( \  ( \/ )(  __)
  /#   .- --.  . --.|  \___ \) __ ((  O )\ /\ /  / \/ \ ) _) 
 /##   |  * ) (   * ), (____/\_)(_/ \__/ (_/\_)  \_)(_/(____)
 |##   \    /\ \   / |                                       
 |###   ---   \ ---  |        _  _  _  _   __  ____          
 |####      ___)    #|       / )( \/ )( \ / _\(_  _)         
 |######           ##|       \ /\ /) __ (/    \ )(           
  \##### ---------- /        (_/\_)\_)(_/\_/\_/(__)          
   \####           (                                         
    ``\###          |    _  _  __   _  _     ___   __  ____  
      \###         |   ( \/ )/  \ / )( \   / __) /  \(_  _)  
       \##        |     )  /(  O )) \/ (  ( (_ \(  O ) )(    
        \###.    .)    (__/  \__/ \____/   \___/ \__/ (__)   
         ``======/                                           

　
　
")

    ## ACTION
    Clear
    sleep -sec 1
    if(!$Silent){
        # Load Voice Stuff
        Try{
            Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
            $SpeechSynth = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
            #adjust voice settings
            $SpeechSynth.volume=90
            $SpeechSynth.Rate=-7
            }
        Catch{Write-Warning 'Could Not Load voice...'}
        }
    If($NoText){$Head}
    Else{$Banner}
    If(!$Silent){
        Start-Sleep -Mil 50
        # Speak
        Try{$SpeechSynth.SpeakAsync("Show Me What You Got") | Out-Null}Catch{}
        }}
######End