Mocking / Spongebob text converter

gistfile1.txt

function Get-MockingText {

  <#
    .SYNOPSIS
    This function changes a normal text string to a TeXt sTrInG LiKe tHiS

    .DESCRIPTION
    InTeRnEt cUlTuRe dEmAnDs a qUiCkEr aNd eAsIeR WaY Of tYpInG ThInGs lIkE ThIs. HeNcE ThIs fUnCtIoN.

    .PARAMETER InputObject
    TeXt tO ChAnGe tO MoCkInG TeXt.

    .EXAMPLE
    Get-MockingText -InputObject 'describe what this call does'
    DeScRiBe wHaT ThIs cAlL DoEs

    .EXAMPLE
    'describe what this call does' | Get-MockingText
    DeScRiBe wHaT ThIs cAlL DoEs

    .NOTES
    N/A

    .LINK
    URLs to related sites
    

    .INPUTS
    Strings, ints, chars

    .OUTPUTS
    String
  #>

  param(
    [parameter(position=0)]
    [string]$InputObject,
    [parameter(valuefrompipeline,dontshow)]
    [string]$String
  )
  
  if ($string){$inputobject=$string}
  
  [string]$newString=''
  for ($i=0;$i-le$($inputobject.length);$i++) {
  
    
    try {$newString+=$($inputobject[$i].ToString().ToUpper())
    } catch {$newString+=$($inputobject[$i])}  
    
    $i++
    
    try {$newString+=$($inputobject[$i].ToString().ToLower())
    } catch {$newString+=$($inputobject[$i])}  
  
  
  }
  
  write-output -InputObject $newString 
  
}