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No idea when or why I wrote this
SETTING: 2 dogs walking together in a park
ACTORS: Dog1, Dog2
SCENE ONE:
Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "What do you think of cats?"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Cats are horrible creatues! Hissing and clawing!"
Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "There is a young cat close to my home, she is quite nice!"
DOG2: (TALKING TO DOG1) "And?"
Dog1: (RESPONDING TO DOG2) *sings* "She likes Pina Colatas and getting caught in the rain!"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Wha?!?!"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "You traitor!!!!!"
(Dogs start fighting)
(Dog1 bites Dog2's leg)
(Dog1 bites Dog2's ear)
(Dog2 flashes doggy eyes at Dog1)
(Pound catched both dogs)
SCENE TWO:
SETTING: POUND
ACTORS: DOG1, DOG2, POUNDLADY
Dog1: (TALKING TO DOG2) "I guess this is the end..."
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) *sneers* "You cat lover!"
(awkard silence)
(more silence)
(Pound lady walks in)
PoundLady: "It's dinner time little munchkins"
Dog1: "Kill me now"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "You could say that again..."
Dog1: "Kill me now"
Dog1: "I wanna go home now"
PoundLady: "You time has come little munchkins"
*both dogs start cyring*
Dog1: "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "Your like 7! You old fart"
*both dogs see the light*
PoundLady: "Your owners have come to pick you up!"
Dog1: *Cheerfully says "Yay were not gonna die"
Dog2: (RESPONDING TO DOG1) "What a shame.. Your not going to die"
Dog1: (RESPONDING TO DOG2) *smiles at dog2* "Yayayayayayayyayayayaya!!!"
THE END
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