fuckretention.py

#!/usr/bin/python2
# coding: utf-8
# Script to troll anyone going through logs of your web history,
# or anyone running driftnet on a network you are on, or, well,
# anycunt who tries retain your data. 
# @dailydavedavids // 0x27.me
import urllib2
import random
import string
import sys

def rand_str():
    return ''.join(random.choice(string.ascii_uppercase + string.digits) for _ in range(random.randint(1,10)))

def send_req(url):
    # add some lol random vars to stop caches. this needs optimizing... 
    tweaked_url = "%s?%s=%s" %(url, rand_str(), rand_str())
    try:
        urllib2.urlopen(tweaked_url)
    except Exception:
        pass

def random_url():
    # need a big fucking list. images are best for this.
    offensive_images = ['http://goatse.info/hello.jpg', 
			'http://www.specialfriedrice.net/sfr.jpg', 
			'http://www.bluewaffle.net/bw.jpg'
			'http://www.tubgirl.ca/tubgirl.jpg',
			'http://hai2u.com/HotBlowjob.jpg',
			'http://lemonparty.org/punishhh.png',
			'http://lemonparty.org/lemonparteye.jpg'] # it was at this point I realized I was on a monitored connection.
    url = random.choice(offensive_images)
    return url

def endless_loop():
    print "{+} Requesting some horrible things from the intercybers. No output. To stop, [ctrl]+c"
    request_counter = 0
    while True:
        try:
            send_req(url=random_url())
            request_counter += 1
        except KeyboardInterrupt:
            sys.exit("{!} CTRL + C Hit. Our statistics show that %d requests were performed." %(request_counter))
    # it shouldn't make it here, but if it does, we still want to die calmly.
    return request_counter

def main():
    try:
        request_counter = endless_loop()
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        sys.exit("{!} CTRL + C Hit. Our statistics show that %d requests were performed." %(request_counter))

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()