The Old Fashioned Cocktail Recipe, as specified as an NPM package (yes, these are real NPM dependencies)

old-fashioned.package.json

{
  "name": "Old Fashioned",
  "version": "1.0.0",
  "description": "The Old Fashioned Cocktail",
  "scripts": {
    "build": "dissolve && mix && stir && pour && serve",
    "dissolve":  "cat muddler bitters sugar > mixer && muddle",
    "mix": "cat bourbon > mixer",
    "stir": "cycle spoon --time 30s",
    "pour": "pour mixer > tumbler",
    "serve": "hand tumbler > drinker && Smile"
  },
  "author": "The Balance and Columbian Repository",
  "license": "MIT",
  "devDependencies": {
    "tumbler": "0.0.6",
    "mixer": "0.0.9",
    "spoon": "0.1.10",
    "muddler": "1.5.13"
  },
  "dependencies": {
    "bourbon": "^5.0.0",
    "bitters": "^2.0.0",
    "sugar": "^2.0.4",
    "orange": "0.0.1"
  }
}