slack-loading-messages

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Slack loading messages for WanderSlack

• Not all those who wander are lost.
• It’s turtles all the way down.
• Locating the required gigapixels to render…
• Spinning up the hamster…
• Shoveling coal into the server…
• Programming the flux capacitor
• the bits are breeding
• we’re building the buildings as fast as we can
• pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• at least you’re not on hold
• while the satellite moves into position
• checking the gravitational constant in your locale
• the server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes