19h/app.js

## app.js
var http = require("http"), fs = require("fs");

var index_buf = fs.readFileSync("./index.html");

http.createServer(function (req, res) {
	var isClosed;

	if (req.url === "/" || req.url === "/index.html") {
		res.write(index_buf);
	}

	switch (req.url) {
		case "/":
		case "/index.html":
			return res.end(index_buf);

		case "/sse":
			res.writeHead(200, {
				"Content-Type": "text/event-stream",
				"Cache-Control": "no-cache",
				"Connection": "keep-alive"
			});

			var next = function () {
				if (isClosed) return;

				if (req.readable && res.writable) {
					res.write("data: " + Math.random() + "\n\n");

					setTimeout(next, 100);
				}
			}

			res.write('event: dipshit\n');

			next();
	}

	res.on("close", function () {
		isClosed = true;
	});

	res.on("error", function () {
		isClosed = true;
	});
}).listen(8080);

## index.html
<html>
	<head>
		<title>howdy dipshit hypfer</title>

		<script type="text/javascript">
			;(function () {
				var tarm;

				(function connect() {
					tarm = new EventSource("/sse");

					tarm.onmessage = function(e) {
						document.querySelector("section").innerText = e.data;
					}

					tarm.onerror = connect;
				})();
			})();
		</script>
	</head>
	<body>
		<section></section>
	</body>
</html>
	var http = require("http"), fs = require("fs");

	var index_buf = fs.readFileSync("./index.html");

	http.createServer(function (req, res) {
	var isClosed;

	if (req.url === "/" \|\| req.url === "/index.html") {
	res.write(index_buf);
	}

	switch (req.url) {
	case "/":
	case "/index.html":
	return res.end(index_buf);

	case "/sse":
	res.writeHead(200, {
	"Content-Type": "text/event-stream",
	"Cache-Control": "no-cache",
	"Connection": "keep-alive"
	});

	var next = function () {
	if (isClosed) return;

	if (req.readable && res.writable) {
	res.write("data: " + Math.random() + "\n\n");

	setTimeout(next, 100);
	}
	}

	res.write('event: dipshit\n');

	next();
	}

	res.on("close", function () {
	isClosed = true;
	});

	res.on("error", function () {
	isClosed = true;
	});
	}).listen(8080);
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>howdy dipshit hypfer</title>

	<script type="text/javascript">
	;(function () {
	var tarm;

	(function connect() {
	tarm = new EventSource("/sse");

	tarm.onmessage = function(e) {
	document.querySelector("section").innerText = e.data;
	}

	tarm.onerror = connect;
	})();
	})();
	</script>
	</head>
	<body>
	<section></section>
	</body>
	</html>