My personal csgo/tf2 autoexec

csgo-autoexec.cfg

echo
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠿⠿⠿⠿⢶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣻⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⣾⣟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⢸⡏⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⣼⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣼⣷⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀"
echo "⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀"
echo "⢻⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇"
echo "⠈⠻⠷⠾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣇"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⣀⣠⣴⡿⠙⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠉⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣩⣭⣥⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⢤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁"
echo "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀"
echo

//CLEAR
 
unbindall
 
//MOUSE
 
	sensitivity "3.85"
 
	bind "MOUSE2" "+attack2"
 
	bind mwheeldown "+jump"
	bind mwheelup "+jump"
	bind "space" "+jump"
 
	m_rawinput "1"
	m_mousespeed "0"
	m_customaccel "0"
 
	bind "mouse5" "+voicerecord"
	bind "mouse4" "+lookatweapon;+swipe"

	alias "+robotStrafe" "sensitivity 1"
	alias "-robotStrafe" "sensitivity 3.85"  // My usual sens

	bind "ins" "+robotStrafe"  // Have a key remapped on my mouse
 
//KEYBOARD
 
	// CONSOLE
	bind "k" "toggleconsole"

	// DIRECTIONAL
	bind "w" "+forward"
	bind "s" "+back"
	//bind "a" "+moveleft; cl_clanid 41150136"
	bind "a" "+moveleft"
	//bind "d" "+moveright; cl_clanid 41071674"
	bind "d" "+moveright"
	bind "ctrl" "+duck"
	//bind "c" "+duck"
	bind "shift" "+speed;+combine"
 
	// INTERACT/SELECT
	bind "r" "+reload"
	bind "e" "+use;+lever"
	bind "g" "drop;+switch"
	bind "q" "lastinv;+flip"
	bind "1" "slot1"
	bind "2" "slot2;+switch"
	bind "3" "slot3;+switch"
	bind "4" "slot4;+lever"
	bind "5" "slot5"
	//bind "pgdn" "use weapon_flashbang"
	bind x "use weapon_healthshot; radio; +combine"
	//bind "f" "+lookatweapon;+swipe"
	
	bind "u" "say_team"
	bind "y" "say"
	//alias "s" "say"
	//alias "st" "say_team" 

	// BULLSHIT
	alias spaghetti "say His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down"
	
	bind "." "spaghetti"
	bind "," "say uWu"
	bind "-" "say soldado de invierno"

	bind "z" "playerradio DeathCry 0w0"
	//bind "x" "negative"
	
	bind "p" "playerradio Guardian.Victory Decoy!"

	bind "mouse3" "player_ping"

	bind "t" "+spray_menu"

	alias +funny_inspect "-lookatweapon; +reload"
	alias -funny_inspect "+lookatweapon; -reload"
	bind "f" "+funny_inspect"

	bind "KP_HOME" "cl_righthand 0"
	bind "KP_UPARROW" "cl_righthand 1"

// VIEWMODEL
 
	cl_righthand 0
	cl_bobcycle 0
	cl_bobamt_vert 0
	cl_bob_lower_amt 0
	cl_bobamt_lat 0
	viewmodel_offset_x 5
	viewmodel_offset_y 5
	viewmodel_offset_z -5
	viewmodel_recoil 0
	viewmodel_fov 90
 
// CROSSHAIR
// CSGO-KdxCe-o6afm-MKmTv-MTTOB-sAYXC

	cl_crosshairalpha "220"
	cl_crosshaircolor_r "0"
	cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"
	cl_crosshaircolor_b "255"
	cl_crosshairdot "0"
	cl_crosshairgap "-2.5"
	cl_crosshair_t "0"
	cl_crosshairsize "2"
	cl_crosshairstyle "4"
	cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
	cl_crosshairthickness ".5"
	cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"
	cl_crosshair_outlinethickness ".75"
	cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"
	cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1"

	alias "crosshair_1" "cl_crosshairalpha "220"; cl_crosshaircolor_r "255"; cl_crosshaircolor_g "10"; cl_crosshaircolor_b "10"; cl_crosshairdot "0"; cl_crosshairgap "-2.5"; cl_crosshair_t "0"; cl_crosshairsize "2"; cl_crosshairstyle "4"; cl_crosshairusealpha "1"; cl_crosshairthickness ".5"; cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness ".75"; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"; cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1""
	alias "crosshair_2" "cl_crosshairalpha "230"; cl_crosshaircolor_r "20"; cl_crosshaircolor_g "255"; cl_crosshaircolor_b "20"; cl_crosshairdot "0"; cl_crosshairgap "-2.5"; cl_crosshair_t "0"; cl_crosshairsize "400"; cl_crosshairstyle "4"; cl_crosshairusealpha "1"; cl_crosshairthickness ".5"; cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0"; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness ".75"; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0"; cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1""
 
//HUD
 
	cl_use_opens_buy_menu 0
	cl_showloadout 1
	sv_steamgroup 1
	cl_hud_radar_scale "0.9"
	cl_radar_scale "0.4"
	cl_radar_always_centered "0"
 
//ALIASES
 
	// HELPFUL
 
	// SILENCE IN DM
	alias dm  "ignorerad; ignoremsg; voice_enable 0"
	alias restore_dm  "ignorerad; ignoremsg; voice_enable 1"
 
	// EASY DISCONNECT
	alias dc  "disconnect"
 
	// SCOREGRAPH
	bind "tab" "+_scoregraph;+graphSound"
 
	alias "+_scoregraph" "+showscores"
	alias "-_scoregraph" "-showscores"
	//alias "+_scoregraph" "+showscores; net_graphheight 0;"
	//alias "-_scoregraph" "-showscores; net_graphheight 2000;"
	alias "+graphSound" "playvol buttons/combine_button7 .7"
 
	alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;drop;-attack"
	alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"
	//bind "c" "+jumpthrow"
 
	alias +skeet "playvol buttons/blip1 .3;+attack"
	//alias +skeet "playvol buttons/blip1 .3;+attack; toggle cl_hud_color 5 6 4 3 2 1 9 8 7 10"
	alias -skeet "-attack"
	bind "mouse1" "+skeet"
 
	alias +lever "playvol buttons/button17 .2"
	//BOUND TO E ^^^

	alias +buysound "playvol buttons/button3 .1"
	//FOR NUMPAD
 
	alias +switch "playvol buttons/button18 .4"
	//BOUND TO G ^^^
 
	alias +combine "playvol buttons/combine_button1 .1"
	//BOUND TO X ^^^ 

	alias +flip "playvol buttons/combine_button1 .2"
	//BOUND TO Q ^^^
 
	alias +swipe "playvol buttons/button9 .1"
	//BOUND TO T ^^^
 
	//BUY STUFF
	bind "b" "buymenu;+lever"

	alias "b_awp" "buy awp; buy vest; echo "------------ BUYING AWP ---------------";+buysound"
	alias "b_deagle" "buy deagle; buy vesthelm; buy flashbang; echo "------------ BUYING DEAGLE ------------"; +buysound"
	alias "b_ak" "buy ak47; buy vesthelm; echo "------------ BUYING AK47 --------------";+buysound"
	alias "b_scout" "buy ssg08; buy vesthelm; echo "------------ BUYING SCOUT -------------";+buysound"
	alias "b_nova" "buy nova; buy vesthelm; echo "------------ BUYING NOVA --------------";+buysound"
	alias "b_nades" "buy flashbang; buy hegrenade; buy flashbang; buy smokegrenade; buy defuser; echo "------------ BUYING NADES -------------";+buysound"
	alias "b_fiveseven" "buy tec9; buy fiveseven; buy vesthelm; echo "------------ BUYING FIVESEVEN ---------";+buysound"

	bind "KP_PGUP" "b_nades"			// NUMPAD 9

	bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "b_deagle"			// NUMPAD 4
	bind "KP_5" "b_scout"				// NUMPAD 5
	bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "b_ak"			// NUMPAD 6
	
	bind "KP_END" "b_fiveseven"			// NUMPAD 1
	bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "b_nova"			// NUMPAD 2 - EMPTY
	bind "KP_PGDN" "b_awp"				// NUMPAD 3

	// RTV
	alias "rtv" "say !rtv"

//MOUSEWHEEL
 
	// SOUND
 
	snd_mvp_volume 0.2
 
	// VOICE
	voice_enable "1"
	volume "0.7"
	voice_scale ".5"

	voice_loopback 1
 
	voice_enable "1"
	snd_tensecondwarning_volume ".3"
	snd_menumusic_volume ".01"
	snd_roundend_volume ".03"
	snd_roundstart_volume "0"
	snd_deathcamera_volume "0"
	snd_mapobjective_volume "0"
	snd_roundstart_volume 0
 	snd_roundend_volume 0
	snd_deathcamera_volume 0

	net_graphheight 0
	net_graphproportionalfont "0"
	net_graphpos "2"


	joystick 0
	mm_dedicated_search_maxping 300
	cl_autowepswitch 0
	host_writeconfig

	fps_max 420

csgo-cum.cfg

// Colors
"
"	white
""	green
""	blue
""	darkblue
""	darkred
""	gold
""	grey
""	lightgreen
""	lightred
""	lime
""	orchid       // Purple
"	"	    yellow	     // Yes, its a tab
""	palered

// Binds
bind "p" "playerradio DeathCry *cums*"
bind "p" "playerradio DeathCry uwu"

bind "p" "playerradio Guardian.Victory 
Decoy!"

// Other commands
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
 Null has been permanently banned from official CS:GO servers."
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
Null 
has opened a container and found: ★ StatTrak™ Karambit | Lore"

// LJ
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[LJ] Null jumped 266.74 units with a Longjump"
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[BHop] Null jumped 293.32 units with a BunnyHop"

// Alerts
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Alert] 
Your mom is a bitch"

playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Alert] 
Your mom loves cheese"

playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Alert] 
My team loves to drink cum"

playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Alert] 
Null says fuck off"

playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Fact] Green
 is thicc as fuck"

// Trans people be like
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Confession] 
I am transexual"
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Confession] 
I am tran
s
exual"

// Gamer stuff
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[HL1] 
I am an expert Half-life 
player"
playerradio Radio.WePlanted "
[Gamer] 
I use Arch 
btw."

debug.cfg

echo Executing autoexec...
exec autoexec
echo Executing debug...
sv_cheats 1

// Binds
bind "v" "noclip"

// Visuals
sv_showimpacts 1
r_visualizelighttraces 1

// Player
god
sv_infinite_ammo 1
ammo_grenade_limit_total 10
mp_buy_anywhere 1
mp_buytime 10000
ent_fire !self addoutput "health 1337"

face_crosshair.cfg

// Original: CSGO-4ZeDD-PUUcA-VP34A-vrMGB-sMSFE
// Custom: CSGO-nFhn7-UVtMV-G9Fdb-s6uSt-RjjPK

// TODO

funny.cfg

viewmodel_offset_y 3
viewmodel_offset_z 3
viewmodel_offset_x -3
viewmodel_fov 80
cl_bobcycle 5
cl_bobamt_vert 5
cl_bob_lower_amt 5
cl_bobamt_lat -5

alias "b_awp" "buy awp; echo "------------ BUYING AWP GF ---------------";+buysound"
alias "b_deagle" "buy deagle; buy flashbang; echo "------------ BUYING DEAGLE GF ------------"; +buysound"
alias "b_ak" "buy ak47; echo "------------ BUYING AK47 GF --------------";+buysound"
alias "b_scout" "buy ssg08; echo "------------ BUYING SCOUT GF -------------";+buysound"
alias "b_nades" "buy flashbang; buy hegrenade; buy flashbang; buy molotov; buy defuser; echo "------------ BUYING NADES GF -------------";+buysound"

long_round.cfg

mp_roundtime 9999
mp_roundtime_defuse 9999
mp_roundtime_deployment 9999

tf2-autoexec.cfg

bind e "voicemenu 1 0"
bind t "voicemenu 0 0"

bind . "say FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH"

alias "+rocketjump" "+attack;+duck;+jump"
alias "-rocketjump" "-attack;-duck;-jump"
bind mouse3 "+rocketjump"

cl_showpos 1
net_graph 1
net_graphproportionalfont 0

tf_use_min_viewmodels 1