Prochaine fois, je te transforme en composant React.

JeanBatista.jsx

// En fait, y'a aucune raison de mettre du JSX, mais Jean déteste ça.

import {
    Trainee,
    CEO
} from 'Promyze';
import {
    Brain
} from 'human-features';
import Facebook from 'facebook';
import {
    AamuLumi
} from 'gods';

class JeanBatista extends Trainee {
    constructor() {
        this.beard = true;
        this.cycle = true;
        this.brain = new Brain().populate({
            ideas: [
                'Stream[ON]', 'Overwatch',
                'Hearthstone'
            ],
            currentMood: Brain.Mood.NoProblemCurrently,
            think : undefined
        });

        this.smile = undefined;

        this.on('view-facebook-message', (author) => {
            if (author.name === AamuLumi.getFullName()) {
                this.brainState(
                    'omg il est trop con ce con',
                    Brain.Mood.WTF
                );
            }
        });
    }

    askForHolidays() {
        return new Promise((success, failed) => {
            CEO.on('response-holiday', (isOk) => {
                this.smile = isOk;
                isOk ? success() : failed();
            });
        });
    }

    canGoToArdeche() {
        this.askForHolidays().then(() => {
            this.sendMessageOnFacebook(
                'ok les copains mes congés sont passés :)))'
            );
        }).catch(() => {
            this.sendMessageOnFacebook(
                'bon bah pas de vacances pour moi désolé :((('
            );
        });
    }

    sendMessageOnFacebook(msg) {
        Facebook.authenticate(this).send(msg).end();
    }

    brainState(think, mood) {
      this.brain.populate({
        think : think,
        mood : mood
      });
    }
}