mhmda-83

[
   "The program has never collected that information",
   "That wasn't in the original specification",
   "The project manager told me to do it that way",
   "There's currently a problem with our hosting company",
   "Well done, you found my easter egg!",
   "That feature would be outside of the scope",
   "This code was not supposed to go in to production yet",
   "The client must have been hacked",
   "I'm still working on that as we speak",