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Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking Windows Update reboot shitfuck - run as admin
rem KILL WINDOWS UPDATE REBOOT WITH FIRE!!!
SET mwuo=Microsoft\Windows\UpdateOrchestrator
schtasks /End /TN "\%mwuo%\Reboot"
schtasks /End /TN "\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_Display"
schtasks /End /TN "\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_ReadyToReboot"
schtasks /Change /TN "\%mwuo%\Reboot" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_Display" /DISABLE
schtasks /Change /TN "\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_ReadyToReboot" /DISABLE
icacls "%WINDIR%\System32\Tasks\%mwuo%\Reboot" /deny "*S-1-1-0:F"
icacls "%WINDIR%\System32\Tasks\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_Display" /deny "*S-1-1-0:F"
icacls "%WINDIR%\System32\Tasks\%mwuo%\USO_UxBroker_ReadyToReboot" /deny "*S-1-1-0:F"
pause
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Dear Windows,
STFU.

@TheAshladzz
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Hahaha! Love this :) Ten thumbs up...microsofts ass!

@mike-bruno-acquia
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The perfect solution....

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