Indescribable by Chris Tomlin. In Javascript.

indescribable.js

// The lyrics of Chris Tomlin 
// in the eyes of a Programmer
// Best read while listening to the song 
// (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvr755V8s)
// Enjoy!

var highest_of_highs = earth.getMountainByName("Everest").getTop();
var depths_of_the_sea = earth.getOceanByName("Artic").getBottom();

foreach ( creation in earth ) {	
	creation.revealMajesty("God");
}

var colors_of_fall = earth.getSeasonByName("Fall").getColors();
var fragrance_of_spring = earth.getSeasonByName("Spring").getFragrance();

foreach ( creature in earth) {	
	creature.singUniqueSong(chorus);
}

var chorus = (function(God, creature){
	
	var is_describable = God.describableBy(creature);
	// returns false
	
	var is_containable = God.containableBy(creature);
	// returns false
	
	var placed_stars_in_sky = God.createdStars;
	// returns true
	
	var knows_stars_name = God.knowsStarsName;
	// returns true
	
	var is_amazing = God.amazing;
	// returns true
	
	var powerlevel = God.powerlevel;
	// returns string "Over 9000!!!1"
	
	var is_tamable = God.tamableBy(creature);
	// returns false
	
	if (creature.awestruck == true ){
		
		try(creature.fallToKnee){
			
			creature.proclaim("You are amazing, God!");
		}	
	}	
	
})(God, creature);

foreach ( earth.lightning.bolts as bolt ){
	
	bolt.direction = bolt.getDirectionFrom(God);
}

var list_of_heavenly_storehouses_observer = heaven.storehouses.observers();
// returns God

var sun = getNearestStar(earth);

var sun_imagined_by = sun.imaginedBy;
// returns God

var source_of_sunlight = sun.energy.source;
// returns God

var concealer_of_sunlight = sun.conceal.creator;
// returns God

if (location.time == "night") {

	sun.conceal.init(location);
}

temperature = location.temperature;
// returns cool

can_fathom = earth.population.canFathomGod;
// returns 0

var chrisTomlin = earth.getPersonByName("Chris Tomlin");

chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus);
// returns 

// @Properties of God
// is_describable = false;
// is_containable = false;
// placed_stars_in_sky = true;
// knows_stars_name = true;
// is_amazing = true;
// is_powerful = true;
// is_tamable = false;

// @Properties of Chris Tomlin
// is_awestruck = true;
// can_fall_to_knees - true;
// can_proclaim = true;
// content_of_proclamation = "You are amazing, God. You are amazing, God!" 

chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus);
// returns 

// @Properties of God
// is_describable = false;
// is_containable = false;
// placed_stars_in_sky = true;
// knows_stars_name = true;
// is_amazing = true;
// is_powerful = true;
// is_tamable = false;

// @Properties of Chris Tomlin
// is_awestruck = true;
// can_fall_to_knees - true;
// can_proclaim = true;
// content_of_proclamation = "You are amaziiiiing, God!";

chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus);
// returns 

// @Properties of God
// is_describable = false;
// is_containable = false;
// placed_stars_in_sky = true;
// knows_stars_name = true;
// is_amazing = true;
// is_comparable = false;
// is_changeable = false;
// sees_depths_of_hearts = true;
// loves_all = true;