Creamy Things To Make ™️

creamy-things-to-make.md

Creamy Things

• SkipTheDishes tracker (No longer used)
• 🎊 Some ghetto NextCloud clone that I feel safe selfhosting (probably read only) (video version here, working and in use) (file version WIP)
• yet another IRC client for the 21st century
• selfhosted screensharing thing (like rabb.it, but not) alternative exists: https://github.com/m1k1o/neko
• a modern browser that isn't rounded
• some way to import normal cams to unify Unifi Video is losing support, moving to something like Shinobi instead (ctrl-f NVR)
• foss modern feedback tracker thing (can io)
• visual dice rolling bot to make hard life choices for me
• 🎊 slanger remake (works but limited functionality)
• a CI/CD tool licensed under AGPL-3.0 that runs a series of docker containers sharing the same mounted workspace (dr... dron... creamy-cream) Using GitLab CI
• giphy but with slightly-NSFW gifs because they're more fun
• free selfhosted alternative to Slack - maybe something like a very barebones matrix.org, but actually fast with working, supported, and nice-to-use E2E ;) (Matrix E2E is better now)
• extremely lightweight keyserver
• creamy-os
• skipthedishes-compatible group order system (No longer used)
• AGPL remake of regexr, my favorite regex tool, in golang and vue for fun
• a machine that makes guac at the push of a button
• 🍺 web-accessible service that does ffmpeg transcoding and thumbnail generation as a software substitute (nutty cocos?) (started but not finished, maybe never finished who knows) (it's 2020-08-11, creamy-transcode has been stale for at least 10 months, I could still really use this)
• completely free Craps game for mobile/web that's just like video craps at casinos
• 🎊 some actual healthcheck thing to see if my network shares are actually readable/writeable (using it at home now, works for me)
• the best slot emulator
• yet another web-accessible music player, but have it actually work well on mobile
• FOSS laravel dashboard like nova
• FOSS programming test/screening site :)
• web-based multiplayer puzzle-game-with-trademarked-name-that-uses-shaped-blocks-and-you-make-horizontal-lines
• SaaSS collaborative note taking site
• 🍺 selfhosted dashboard for that popular-enough E2E testing solution that requires a subscription to run unlimited tests in parallel (parallel functionalities replaced with --spec `find tests/e2e/specs/ -type f -name "*.js" | awk "NR % $CI_NODE_TOTAL == $CI_NODE_INDEX-1" | tr '\n' ',' | sed 's/,$/\n/'`)
• extension marketplace clone for code-oss Real ones exist: https://github.com/eclipse/openvsx
• arbitrary polled JSON into RSS feeds close-enough real ones exist https://github.com/damoeb/rss-proxy https://github.com/RSS-Bridge/rss-bridge
• 🎊 nice good enough hex diff viewer
• simple expense / money owed tracker that old people can use
• alternative performant WebUI for that popular Assaltian issue tracker
• some magical translation layer to make mongodb-only apps compatible with postgres :) FerretDB? https://github.com/FerretDB/FerretDB
• abuse Git, convert into a chatroom
• 🎊 Cantata feature for dynamic playlists, exclude 1-star songs, include unrated songs (can't get this to work with current featureset, not sure what "Include unrated" does when minimum rating is specified)
• android SSHFS app, if possible without root. There are ~2 on the playstore right now, both meh
• extensionless PHP gRPC support even if it's slow, see https://grpc.io/docs/languages/php/quickstart/
• selfhostable server for https://github.com/dwservice/agent/
• 🎊 inbound upload server, admins can generate links or keys, users can upload arbitrary files using those links/keys, only authorized uploads
• r extension for sharing chunks across known peers before reaching outwards
• console ui for forwarding across / pivoting through ssh hosts
• port 80 HTTP blocker for Android, maybe fork https://blokada.org/
• an NVR that doesn't suck eggs (this dude has the right idea)
• active ESP8266 killswitch, when around = alive, disappears = dead
• Fork Materialistic:
  • Fix crashing after "app hibernate" (use app -> send app to background for some amount of time -> come back to app, will crash on next network request)
  • Fix most sites not properly loading (choose "article" -> loading bar fills up, finishes, page is blank)
  • Fix links to HN comments/threads/whatever opening in the browser instead of the app
• Timezone comparison website that doesn't need JS
• 🎊 GNU bc currency conversion helpers
• 🎊 Cantata sort by filename
• NES emu
• OS: https://wiki.osdev.org/Bare_Bones
• 🎊 WebUSB / WebHID demo for controlling some expensive hardware devices without a Windows machine (Other pieces not published)
• Service that generates cool versions of text, with flames and stuff
• Dynamic QR code SaaS w/ analytics
• Zulip /shrug widget https://github.com/zulip/zulip/blob/main/docs/subsystems/widgets.md
• Portable https://github.com/mtrojnar/osslsigncode
• Open source way to do this to IPCam before the official solution disappears