press-conf.xml

<object>
	<object name="actors">
		<string name="press-person">Rude Press Person</string>
		<string name="announcer">The Announcer</string>
		<string name="scientist">Scientist</string>
	</object>

	<object name="cinematic">
		<object>
			<integer>8</integer>
			<string>press-person</string>
			<string>When will this bloody thing start?</string>
		</object>
		
		<object>
			<integer>80</integer>
			<string>announcer</string>
			<string>May I have your attention please: The conference is about to start</string>
		</object>
		
		<object>
			<integer>24</integer>
			<string>world</string>
			<string>The lights dim, and the stage lights up.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>80</integer>
			<string>world</string>
			<string>The room goes quiet.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>160</integer>
			<string>scientist</string>
			<string>/me walks up onto the stage.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>80</integer>
			<string>scientist</string>
			<string>Welcome! Welcome! This is a press conferense to talk about our recent progress in the field of biometical alert dishes!</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>8</integer>
			<string>scientist</string>
			<string>As you all may know, us at Insane Science were the first to think to put alert devices inside ordinary dishware.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>8</integer>
			<string>scientist</string>
			<string>In order to keep this thriving business from going to the way-side, we have a new product to announce today! It's a biometical alert hatrack!</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>16</integer>
			<string>scientist</string>
			<string>My assistant will now show you how it works.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>4</integer>
			<string>world</string>
			<string>The assistant puts a rather strange looking afro-hat onto the hat rack, and it starts beeping and making obnoxious sounds.</string>
		</object>

		<object>
			<integer>8</integer>
			<string>world</string>
			<string>After a brief pause, the entire room erupts in cheer, some shouting for an encore.</string>
		</object>
	</object>
</object>