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Run!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Gandalf the Gray</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;We're still friends, right?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Hawkeye</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The Answers you seek shall be yours, once I claim what is mine.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Thor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm like a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;The Joker</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Drax the Destroyer</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Yondu</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I can't do that Dave...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;HAL 9000</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Galadriel</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;When in doubt, go to the library.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ron Weasley</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Luna Lovegood</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Albus Dumbledore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Albus Dumbledore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Albus Dumbledore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Peter Quill</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I am Groot.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Groot</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;We're just like Kevin Bacon!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Peter Quill</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You just wanna suck the joy outta everything.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Rocket Raccoon</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Die, spaceship!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Drax The Destroyer</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I swear, I left him right here.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Loki</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm not doing 'Get Help'.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Loki</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Welcome, Strongest Avenger.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Quinjet Computer</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Goodbye, New Doug!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Korg</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Thor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Tony Stark</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Peggy...I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Steve Rogers</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Just because something works doesn't mean it can't be improved.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shuri</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shuri</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I never freeze.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;T'Challa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Are you done? Are you, are you done?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;M'Baku</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'll be back.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;T-101</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Live long and prosper.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Spock</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's only a flesh wound.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Knight of Knee</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Alright everyone: Chill!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Mr. Freeze</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I volunteer as tribute!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Katniss Everdeen</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm a leaf on the wind.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Wash</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Leeloo Dallas Multipass.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leeloo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;There is no spoon.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Child</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Witness me!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Bloodbag</h3>","<h2>&ldquo; Do... or do not. There is no try.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Yoda</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The Force will be with you. Always.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Obi-Wan Kenobi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Never tell me the odds!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;No. I am your father.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Darth Vader</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;...Pass on what you have learned.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Yoda</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;There's always a bigger fish.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Qui-Gon Jinn</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Power! Unlimited power!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Darth Sidious</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Chewie, we're home.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Judge me by my size, do you?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Yoda</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;These aren't the droids you're looking for.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Obi-Wan Kenobi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Into the garbage chute, fly boy!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leia Organa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's a trap!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Admiral Ackbar</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The garbage will do.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Rey</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;So who talks first, you talk first, I talk first?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Poe Dameron</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;That's not how the Force works!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I know.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Let the Wookie win.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;C-3PO</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;What an incredible smell you've discovered.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Who's the more foolish; the fool, or the fool who follows him?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Obi-Wan Kenobi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Bruce Banner</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Thank you, sweet rabbit.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Thor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Oh, we're using our made-up names. I'm Spider-Man then.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Peter Parker</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'll do YOU one better! WHY is Gamora?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Drax The Destoryer</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Psycho</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;No gods or kings. Only man.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Andrew Ryan</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Link</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's dangerous to go alone, take this!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Old Man</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Endure and survive.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ellie</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You are here, and it's beautiful, and escaping isn't always something bad.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Delilah</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Stay awhile, and listen!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Deckard Cain</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Toad</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Doomguy</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Finish him!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shang Tsung</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;The Colonel</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Wake me when you need me.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;John-117</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hey! Listen!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Na'vi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Do a barrel roll!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Peppy Hare</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Boy!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Kratos</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Silent Hill</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;GLaDOS</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Praise the sun!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Solaire of Astora</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You have died of dysentery.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Oregon Trail</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I've struggled a long time with survivin', but no matter what you have to find something to fight for.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Joel</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Victor Sullivan</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Elena Fisher. Last year's model.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Elena Fisher</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Oh man, I'm so tired of climbing s**t&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Nathan Drake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;That's my blood. That's a lot of my blood.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Nathan Drake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Victor Sullivan</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Kitty Got Wet&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Nathan Drake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm-a-Wario! I'ma gonna win!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Wario</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's a-me, Mario!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Mario Auditore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;If our lives are already written, it would take a courageous man to change the script.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Alan Wake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;GLaDOS</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Would you kindly...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Atlas</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Wakka wakka wakka.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Pac-Man</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;RAZOR HAIL&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Marcus Fenix</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You were almost a Jill sandwich!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Barry Burton</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The genius of the hole: No matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Max Payne</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;A winner is you&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Pro Wrestling</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;All your base are belong to us.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;CATS</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Jacked up and good to go.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Marine</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Zeus your son has returned?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Kratos</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Shall I find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;HK-47</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I will move your controller using only the power of my mind.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Psycho Mantis</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Your soul is mine.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shang Tsung</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm Commander Shepard, and this my favorite store on the citadel&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Commandar Shepard</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Sovereign</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Michael De Santa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Jason! Jaaaaaaaason!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ethan Mars</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Maaaaaaaaario?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Luigi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Medals don't help me sleep at night, Lambert.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Sam Fisher</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm Sorry I don't like the way you are looking at me&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Vass</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The monster you created has returned&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Kratos</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Wait, that's not how it happened.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;The Prince of Persia</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hey dudes thanks, for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger....Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;The President</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Shoryuken!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ken</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hadoken!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ryu</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Let's Blow This Joint&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Lucca</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;War has changed.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Old Snake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;G-Man</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;C-c-c-combo breaker!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Killer Instinct</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Congratulation. This story is happy end. Thank you.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ghosts 'N Globlins</h3>",'<h2>&ldquo;Conglaturation! You have completed a great game!" </h2><h3>&mdash;Ghostbusters</h3>','<h2>&ldquo;People who live in glass houses get pretty good at ducking&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Manuel "Manny" Calavera</h3>',"<h2>&ldquo;...&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Gordon Freeman</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hulk SMASH!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;The Hulk</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hodor&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Hodor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Bruce Banner</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;If you cage the beast, the east will get angry.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Wolverine</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;A day may come when the courage of men fails... but it is not THIS day.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Aragorn</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Remus Lupin</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Sirius Black</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Hey man, I'm Korg. We're gonna get out of here. Wanna come?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Korg</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;What happens now determines what happens to the rest of the world.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;T'Challa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Dr. Lazarus</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. &rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;T-800</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Are you the keymaster?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Dana</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Where we're going, we don't need roads.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Doc Brown</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leia Organa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You can't stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shmi Skywalker</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Obi-Wan Kenobi</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Han Solo</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Andrew Ryan</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;G-Man</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;A man chooses; a slave obeys.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Andrew Ryan</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The President Has Been Kidnapped By Ninjas.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Blade and Striker","<h2>&ldquo;With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Spiderman</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It Dosen't Matter Who we are, what matters is our plan&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Bane</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I Have seen the future Captain! There are no flags.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Red Skull</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;This city is afraid of me, for I have seen it's true face.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Rorschach</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I don't like bullies, I don't care where they're from.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Captain America</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;HAL 9000</h3>",'<h2>&ldquo;Your time will come. You will face the same Evil, and you will defeat it."<h3>&mdash;Arwen</h3>',"<h2>&ldquo;Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Gandalf the Grey</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Albus Dumbledore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Albus Dumbledore</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;After all these years, I've found you.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ego</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;No, I won. Easily.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Thor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;YES! That's what it feels like!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Loki</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Don't win the war 'til I get there.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Steve Rogers</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Guns. So primitive.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Okoye</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I invite you to my lab and you just kick things around.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Shuri</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I am loyal to the throne. What are you loyal to?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Okoye</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's hard for a good man to be king.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;T 'Chaka</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It was my duty to fight for what I love.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Nakia</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Taylor</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The needs of the many outweigh... the needs of the few... Or the one.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Spock</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Apes together strong.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ceasar</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I find your lack of faith disturbing.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Darth Vader</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leia Organa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Yoda</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Jango Fett</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leia Organa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it further.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Darth Vader</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;No! I don't think he likes you at all... No, I don't like you either.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;C-3PO</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm Luke Skywalker and I'm here to rescue you!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Luke Skywalker</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Leia Organa</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Why was she up there this whole time?!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Okoye</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I'm sorry. Earth is closed today. So pack it up, and get out of here.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Tony Stark</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Get over here!&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Scorpion</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Solid Snake</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Town Guard</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Gray Fox</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Sovereign</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Micro changes in air density, my a**.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Ellen Ripley</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the f**k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Private Hudson</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;Some men just want to watch the world burn&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Alfred Pennyworth</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;The Ring has awoken, it's heard its masters call.&rdquo;</h2><h3>&mdash;Gandalf</h3>","<h2>&ldquo;What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 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