Poison in Python

poison.py

import random


class Poison:

    _artist = "Alice Cooper"
    _album = "Trash"
    _released = 1989


class Her(Poison):
    def __init__(self):

        # Your cruel device
        self.device = Device("cruel")

        # Your blood, like ice
        self.blood = Blood(celcius=0)

    # One look,
    def look(self, him):

        # Could kill
        if random.random() > 0.666:

            him.kill()

            # My pain, your thrill
            self.thrill = him.pain


class AliceCooper:
    def __init__(self, her):

        # I want
        try:

            # to love you
            self.love(her)

        # But I better not touch
        except TouchError:

            print("Don't touch!")

        # I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop.
        while all(sense.is_safe for sense in self.senses):

            self.hold(her)

        # I want to kiss you
        if self.kiss_desire > 0:

            # but I want it too much
            if self.kiss_desire < Alice.MAX_KISS_DESIRE:

                self.kiss(her)

            else:

                raise ValueError("Too much!")

        # I want to taste you but your lips are venemous poison
        if not her.lips.venemous_poison:

            self.taste(her)

        else:

            # Your poison running through my veins
            assert any([x.is_poison for x in self.veins])

            # You're poison
            assert Poison in her.__class__.__bases__

        # I don't wanna break these chains
        for chain in itertools.chain(*her.chains):

            if False:

                break