git-ad

#! /bin/sh

# If you often mistype "git add", you could alias "ad=add". Or, you could use
# this script.

random=$(( RANDOM % 3 ));

case $random in
  0) echo "Buy Git! Now with 20% more rebase!";;
  1) echo "Merge, branch, AND rebase? But wait, there's more!";;
  2) echo "Order in the next 10 minutes and you get a free set of kitchen knives!";;
esac

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