Basic .emacs (should be multiplatform). Put it in $HOME (on mswin define $HOME as a user env variable)

.emacs

;; Loading plugins and shit
(add-to-list 'load-path "~/elisp")
(add-to-list 'custom-theme-load-path "~/elisp/themes/")
(require 'php-mode)

;; MELPA repo
(require 'package)
(add-to-list 'package-archives '("melpa" . "http://melpa.org/packages/") t)
(package-initialize)

(setq temporary-file-directory "~/tmp")

;; Common lisp SLIME
;;(setq inferior-lisp-program "clisp.exe")
;;(load "C:\\quicklisp\\slime-helper.el")

;; Reopen files on startup (session)
(desktop-save-mode 1)

;; Theme
;;(load-theme 'borland-blue t)

;; Font
(set-frame-font "Courier New-10")
;;(set-frame-font "Consolas-10");

;; Clock
(display-time)

;; Line numbers
;;(global-linum-mode)

;; Highlight current line
;;(global-hl-line-mode)

;; C-c to copy, C-v to paste, C-x to cut, C-z to cancel, IBM's Common User Access, for Muggles
(cua-mode t)

;; Menus
(menu-bar-mode -1)
(tool-bar-mode -1)
(scroll-bar-mode -1)

;; Shut the fuck up fucking bell
(setq ring-bell-function 'ignore)

; Prevent Emacs from making backup files
(setq make-backup-files nil)

;; C/C++ stuff
(setq-default c-basic-offset 4 tab-width 4 indent-tab-mode t) ; Global 4 spaces indentation
(setq c-default-style "k&r" c-basic-offset 4) ; switches from GNU style and sets it to 4 spaces

;; Custom functions
(defun load-config ()
  "Loads .emacs"
  (interactive)
  (load-file "~/.emacs"))

(defun edit-config ()
  "Loads .emacs for edition"
  (interactive)
  (find-file "~/.emacs")
  (emacs-lisp-mode))

;; Keyboard Shortcuts
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c k") 'delete-window) ; Kill split, i.e
(global-set-key (kbd "s-s") 'save-buffer) ; Mac style C-s, cmd = super
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c w") 'other-window) ; easier than C-x o
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c <right>") ' windmove-right) ; Switch to right window
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c <left>") ' windmove-left) ; Switch to left window
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c <up>") ' windmove-up) ; Switch to top window
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c <down>") ' windmove-down) ; Switch to bottom window
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c f") 'toggle-frame-maximized) ; C-c f to fullscreen
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c n") 'global-linum-mode) ; Toggle line numbers
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c d") 'dired) ; Opens file manager
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c m") 'buffer-menu) ; Lists buffers
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c v") 'split-window-right) ; vsplit
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c h") 'split-window-below) ; hsplit
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c l") 'load-config) ; Quickload
(global-set-key (kbd "C-c e") 'edit-config) ; Quickedit
(global-set-key (kbd "<f5>") 'compile) ; Only the first time to setup the build system (script, make...)
(global-set-key (kbd "<f8>") 'recompile) ; 'compile without prompt asking for setup

;; Hardcoded color scheme, 'list-colors-display'
(defun load-custom-colors ()
  "Loads the hardcoded theme"
  (set-background-color "black")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-builtin-face nil :foreground "blue violet") ; builtin functions
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-comment-face nil :foreground "dark slate grey")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-constant-face nil :foreground "SteelBlue") ; NULL, ...
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-function-name-face nil :foreground "SlateBlue")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-keyword-face nil :foreground "royal blue") ; if, while...
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-string-face nil :foreground "RoyalBlue4")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-type-face nil :foreground "steel blue") ; user defined datatypes
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-variable-name-face nil :foreground "dodger blue"))
;;(load-custom-colors)

;; Hardcoded color scheme inspired by Sean 'Nothings' Barrett
(defun load-barrett-colors ()
  "Loads the barrett hardcoded theme"
  (add-to-list 'default-frame-alist '(foreground-color . "#000000"))
  (add-to-list 'default-frame-alist '(background-color . "#FFFFFF"))
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-builtin-face nil :foreground "#000000") ; builtin functions
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-comment-face nil :foreground "green4")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-constant-face nil :foreground "black") ; NULL, ...
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-function-name-face nil :foreground "black")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-keyword-face nil :foreground "black") ; if, while...
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-string-face nil :foreground "black")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-type-face nil :foreground "black") ; user defined datatypes
  (set-face-attribute 'region nil :background "black") ;; selections...
  (set-face-attribute 'region nil :foreground "#FFFFFF")
  (set-face-attribute 'font-lock-variable-name-face nil :foreground "black"))
(load-barrett-colors)

;; **************************************************************************************
;; To launch Emacs with another .emacs than the $HOME one :
;; emacs -q(--no-init-file) -l .emacs_to_load
;; Equivalent of emacs -mm on Windows : (w32-send-sys-command 61488) ou
;; (toggle-frame-maximized) on line 1 of the file.
;; ABOUT KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS
;; The EmacsManual says that the combination of C-c
;; followed by a plain letter, and the function keys f5 through f9 are reserved for users. 

;; Emacs stuff