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Hey, kiddo. | |
2 | |
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- What? | |
- I found something. | |
3 | |
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You gotta check this out. | |
4 | |
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"Jumanji." | |
5 | |
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Board game? | |
6 | |
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Who plays board games? | |
7 | |
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Parry. Parry. | |
8 | |
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Evade. Blam. | |
9 | |
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Uppercut. | |
10 | |
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Head slam. You're dead. | |
11 | |
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Strike. Strike. | |
Counterstrike. Head slam. | |
12 | |
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Ka-pow. | |
13 | |
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Get ready. Fight. | |
14 | |
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I got it. | |
15 | |
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"...Benjamin Franklin, | |
16 | |
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"and it was this sense | |
of national exceptionalism | |
17 | |
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that fueled the spreading | |
wildfire of westward expansion." | |
18 | |
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Spencer? Honey? | |
19 | |
00:03:47,722 --> 00:03:51,156 | |
Aah! Mom, what did we say | |
about the knocking? | |
20 | |
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I'm late for work. You going | |
to your father's after school? | |
21 | |
00:03:54,094 --> 00:03:56,095 | |
- Yeah, probably. | |
- Don't forget your EpiPen. | |
22 | |
00:03:56,097 --> 00:03:58,229 | |
Please, remember, | |
the world is terrifying. | |
23 | |
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Be careful of everything. | |
24 | |
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I love you | |
more than life itself. Bye. | |
25 | |
00:04:01,067 --> 00:04:02,366 | |
- See you Sunday night. | |
- Okay. | |
26 | |
00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:11,676 | |
- Later, Mama. | |
- Eat something. | |
27 | |
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I can't. | |
I gotta go meet Spencer. | |
28 | |
00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:15,847 | |
- Spencer Gilpin? | |
- Yeah, Spencer Gilpin. | |
29 | |
00:04:15,849 --> 00:04:17,249 | |
He's, uh... | |
He's been tutoring me. | |
30 | |
00:04:17,251 --> 00:04:19,918 | |
- He's helping get my grades up. | |
- I love to hear that. | |
31 | |
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- Little Spencer Gilpin. | |
- Yeah. | |
32 | |
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- Your grades gonna be okay? | |
- That's why I'm getting help. | |
33 | |
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I'd hate for you | |
to get dropped from the team... | |
34 | |
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I'm not gonna get dropped | |
from the team. | |
35 | |
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It's... It's gonna | |
be fine. Okay? | |
36 | |
00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:43,712 | |
Mm. | |
37 | |
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Okay. | |
38 | |
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That's cute, right? | |
39 | |
00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,795 | |
Yeah. | |
40 | |
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- Yo. | |
- Hey, Fridge. | |
41 | |
00:05:24,853 --> 00:05:26,753 | |
Why you wearing a raincoat? | |
42 | |
00:05:26,755 --> 00:05:29,054 | |
- What do you mean? | |
- I mean, it's not raining. | |
43 | |
00:05:29,056 --> 00:05:30,822 | |
Oh, well, it might. | |
44 | |
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I mean, you never know | |
what's gonna happen. | |
45 | |
00:05:34,829 --> 00:05:36,895 | |
- Oy vey. | |
- What the hell, man? | |
46 | |
00:05:36,897 --> 00:05:38,497 | |
Do you mind? | |
Can we speed this up? | |
47 | |
00:05:38,499 --> 00:05:41,066 | |
Freak House makes me | |
very uncomfortable. | |
48 | |
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Here you go. | |
49 | |
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- You proofread everything? | |
- Yeah, I proofed it. | |
50 | |
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And I gave it a beginning... | |
51 | |
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and an ending | |
and s-some in the middle. | |
52 | |
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I would've done it myself, | |
if I had the time or whatever, | |
53 | |
00:05:55,082 --> 00:05:57,217 | |
- but... | |
- Yeah, it's no big deal. | |
54 | |
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Hey, man, I was thinking, so... | |
I mean, it's been really fun, | |
55 | |
00:06:00,255 --> 00:06:02,789 | |
doing your papers | |
and your homework and stuff, | |
56 | |
00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:05,024 | |
but I don't know | |
what you're doing this weekend. | |
57 | |
00:06:05,026 --> 00:06:07,926 | |
- I was thinking maybe we could... | |
- This weekend. Yeah, ah... | |
58 | |
00:06:07,928 --> 00:06:10,896 | |
- Hey, Fridge. | |
- Hey. | |
59 | |
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You need a ride? | |
60 | |
00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,300 | |
- I'm going with her. | |
- You know what? | |
61 | |
00:06:15,302 --> 00:06:19,304 | |
That's actually better for me, | |
scheduling-wise, too, so... | |
62 | |
00:06:19,306 --> 00:06:21,109 | |
See you later, Refrigerator. | |
63 | |
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Sorry. Sorry. | |
64 | |
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What up, girl? | |
65 | |
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Whatever. | |
66 | |
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It's not like | |
I was your best friend | |
67 | |
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for your entire childhood. | |
68 | |
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- That's fine. | |
- What'd you say? | |
69 | |
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Uh, nothing, sir. | |
70 | |
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Oh, that guy is super weird. | |
71 | |
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That poor man. | |
72 | |
00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:47,970 | |
So awful what happened | |
to those people. | |
73 | |
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I was talking about the kid. | |
74 | |
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What are you doing out here? | |
75 | |
00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,976 | |
I was just talking to my friend. | |
76 | |
00:06:55,243 --> 00:06:56,442 | |
You should be more careful | |
77 | |
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where you loiter, you hear me? | |
78 | |
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Yes, Mr. Vreeke. I hear you. | |
79 | |
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This world swallows up | |
kids like you. | |
80 | |
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It's been over two | |
hours since I've posted, | |
81 | |
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and he hasn't commented. | |
He hasn't even liked it. | |
82 | |
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- You saw it. | |
- Yeah, gorge. | |
83 | |
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I don't know | |
what his problem is. | |
84 | |
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Thank you. It's not like | |
I post all the time, | |
85 | |
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just enough to stay relevant. | |
86 | |
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But it's cute enough | |
for Noah to... | |
87 | |
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Hey, there's | |
some rando behind you. | |
88 | |
00:07:37,854 --> 00:07:40,119 | |
- Hi. | |
- Hi. | |
89 | |
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Bethany, did you just make | |
a call during a quiz? | |
90 | |
00:07:43,059 --> 00:07:44,591 | |
Yeah. But I finished | |
my quiz already. | |
91 | |
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Oh, okay. Well, have you noticed | |
that other people haven't? | |
92 | |
00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:53,033 | |
- So? | |
- Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up. | |
93 | |
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You're aware there are other | |
people in the world, right? | |
94 | |
00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:59,607 | |
Look, um, you know, | |
95 | |
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I'm dealing with something | |
right now, | |
96 | |
00:08:02,176 --> 00:08:04,177 | |
and I'm no happier | |
about it than you are. | |
97 | |
00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,946 | |
I'm having a crisis, | |
and Lucinda, I mean, | |
98 | |
00:08:06,948 --> 00:08:08,615 | |
she's supporting me as a woman, | |
99 | |
00:08:08,617 --> 00:08:10,953 | |
and it feels like | |
maybe you should too. | |
100 | |
00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,487 | |
- Just hang up the phone. | |
- Okay, I'll wrap it up. | |
101 | |
00:08:14,489 --> 00:08:17,490 | |
- Bethany, hang it up now. | |
- Two minutes and we're done. | |
102 | |
00:08:17,492 --> 00:08:19,360 | |
And that's detention. | |
103 | |
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All right, keep | |
those arms pumping. | |
104 | |
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Let's go! | |
105 | |
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Bethany, you're late. | |
106 | |
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Sorry. | |
107 | |
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I heard she broke up | |
with that football guy. | |
108 | |
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This could be | |
your opening, Fussfeld. | |
109 | |
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We're gonna practice | |
110 | |
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catching and throwing. | |
111 | |
00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:42,152 | |
So partner up and grab | |
a football. Let's move! | |
112 | |
00:08:44,487 --> 00:08:45,653 | |
Hey, Martha. | |
113 | |
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Martha. You can't | |
play catch by yourself. | |
114 | |
00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,926 | |
Pair up. | |
115 | |
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Come on. Let's go. | |
116 | |
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No. No, I'm good. | |
117 | |
00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:56,430 | |
Okay. | |
118 | |
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You have to participate | |
just like everybody else. | |
119 | |
00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:05,405 | |
Otherwise, | |
why are you even here? | |
120 | |
00:09:05,407 --> 00:09:06,640 | |
It's a requirement. | |
121 | |
00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:08,276 | |
- Martha... | |
- I think it's pointless. | |
122 | |
00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:10,344 | |
Gym class is not gonna get me | |
into Princeton, | |
123 | |
00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:12,478 | |
and I don't understand | |
the obsession with throwing | |
124 | |
00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,115 | |
a ball into a hoop | |
and, "Touchdown, five points!" | |
125 | |
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Okay. There's a lot wrong | |
with that, but first of all... | |
126 | |
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It's physical activity, | |
which is good for you. | |
127 | |
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With other people, | |
also good for you. | |
128 | |
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And if you try it, | |
you might even have some fun. | |
129 | |
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Fun. That's what | |
we're doing here? Fun? | |
130 | |
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This is school. | |
131 | |
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We are supposed to be | |
learning things that matter. | |
132 | |
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- Okay, Martha... | |
- We don't have | |
133 | |
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a lot of time in this life, | |
and I personally | |
134 | |
00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:39,943 | |
don't wanna waste it on being, | |
like, a gym teacher. | |
135 | |
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- That... That came out wrong. | |
- Yeah, it sure did. | |
136 | |
00:09:45,148 --> 00:09:46,983 | |
That's detention. | |
137 | |
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That was hard-core. | |
138 | |
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Badass. | |
139 | |
00:09:52,621 --> 00:09:55,425 | |
Spencer Gilpin? | |
140 | |
00:09:58,662 --> 00:10:00,131 | |
Have a seat, Spencer. | |
141 | |
00:10:10,606 --> 00:10:12,206 | |
Miss Mathers? | |
142 | |
00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,709 | |
"And it was this sense | |
of national exceptionalism | |
143 | |
00:10:14,711 --> 00:10:18,747 | |
that fueled the spreading | |
wildfire of westward expansion." | |
144 | |
00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:21,485 | |
Does that sound familiar, | |
Mr. Gilpin? | |
145 | |
00:10:23,352 --> 00:10:26,022 | |
- It does not. | |
- It's the last sentence | |
146 | |
00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:28,224 | |
of Anthony's paper | |
on westward expansion. | |
147 | |
00:10:28,226 --> 00:10:30,691 | |
And, coincidentally, | |
it's the last sentence | |
148 | |
00:10:30,693 --> 00:10:34,064 | |
of your paper on westward | |
expansion from last year. | |
149 | |
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,632 | |
That's interesting. | |
150 | |
00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:40,402 | |
Is it? | |
151 | |
00:10:40,404 --> 00:10:43,671 | |
I think so. I mean, | |
what are the odds of that? | |
152 | |
00:10:43,673 --> 00:10:45,305 | |
Slim. | |
153 | |
00:10:45,307 --> 00:10:48,243 | |
Yeah, you also | |
used the same metaphor: | |
154 | |
00:10:48,245 --> 00:10:50,378 | |
"the spreading wildfire," | |
in your papers | |
155 | |
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:54,115 | |
on the Boston Tea Party, | |
the Battle of Gettysburg, | |
156 | |
00:10:54,117 --> 00:10:56,420 | |
and the women's suffrage | |
movement. | |
157 | |
00:10:59,056 --> 00:11:01,488 | |
It's so hot in this room. | |
158 | |
00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:05,260 | |
Anthony, I know how much | |
you need to pass my class, | |
159 | |
00:11:05,262 --> 00:11:06,661 | |
but this is not how you do it. | |
160 | |
00:11:06,663 --> 00:11:09,398 | |
- I will not tolerate cheating. | |
- Cheating? | |
161 | |
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,566 | |
I didn't... I didn't... | |
I didn't cheat. | |
162 | |
00:11:11,568 --> 00:11:13,004 | |
It was my fault. | |
163 | |
00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:16,138 | |
I made him do it. | |
164 | |
00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:21,346 | |
You made him... | |
have you write his paper? | |
165 | |
00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:24,278 | |
Yeah. | |
166 | |
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,815 | |
Mm-hm. | |
167 | |
00:11:28,218 --> 00:11:31,287 | |
Look. | |
I'm sorry, okay? | |
168 | |
00:11:31,289 --> 00:11:33,422 | |
No, no, it's not okay. | |
169 | |
00:11:33,424 --> 00:11:36,156 | |
What the hell, man? | |
You got me kicked off the team. | |
170 | |
00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,258 | |
Yeah, well, you could've | |
gotten me expelled. | |
171 | |
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:41,162 | |
It's not like you're the only | |
one who's living dangerously. | |
172 | |
00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:42,629 | |
- Living dangerously? | |
- Yes. | |
173 | |
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:46,368 | |
This is the most dangerous thing | |
I've ever done in my life. | |
174 | |
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:49,471 | |
And now look at me. | |
I'm paying the price. | |
175 | |
00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:52,173 | |
Well... | |
176 | |
00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:54,243 | |
isn't this a fun group? | |
177 | |
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:57,182 | |
Welcome to detention. | |
178 | |
00:11:57,746 --> 00:11:58,781 | |
Yes, Spencer? | |
179 | |
00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,416 | |
I wanna say that I'm sorry. | |
180 | |
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,784 | |
- Thank you. | |
- Bentley, all I did was make... | |
181 | |
00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:05,321 | |
Bethany, please. | |
You're all here for a reason. | |
182 | |
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You know what it is. | |
183 | |
00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:08,858 | |
But this is what | |
you should be thinking about: | |
184 | |
00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,893 | |
Who you are... | |
185 | |
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in this moment in time, | |
186 | |
00:12:13,664 --> 00:12:16,599 | |
and who you want to be. | |
187 | |
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,901 | |
You get one life. | |
188 | |
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:21,269 | |
You decide | |
how you're gonna spend it. | |
189 | |
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,773 | |
Fortunately... | |
190 | |
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,810 | |
there is no better place | |
for self-reflection | |
191 | |
00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:29,279 | |
than detention. | |
192 | |
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,116 | |
Get up, everybody. Let's go. | |
193 | |
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:46,795 | |
We are turning this | |
into a new computer center. | |
194 | |
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:49,431 | |
But before we do, | |
it has to be cleaned out. | |
195 | |
00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:52,234 | |
These old magazines are bound | |
for the recycling plant. | |
196 | |
00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:54,836 | |
But they have to be prepped | |
before they go. | |
197 | |
00:12:54,838 --> 00:12:58,674 | |
It seems all the staples | |
must be removed. | |
198 | |
00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:01,577 | |
Whatever you don't finish today, | |
you finish tomorrow. | |
199 | |
00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:03,712 | |
- Tomorrow's Saturday. | |
- Because I wouldn't play? | |
200 | |
00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:05,681 | |
- I don't think that'll work. | |
- That's fair. | |
201 | |
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:09,784 | |
- Shut up. | |
- So I suggest you get started. | |
202 | |
00:13:09,786 --> 00:13:12,323 | |
Choose your weapons. | |
203 | |
00:13:17,661 --> 00:13:20,563 | |
Hey, what the hell | |
they need with a bowling ball? | |
204 | |
00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:23,667 | |
Seriously, no reception? | |
205 | |
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:27,302 | |
- Okay, can today get any worse? | |
- Are you gonna help? | |
206 | |
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:28,772 | |
Or are you too pretty? | |
207 | |
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,672 | |
I'm too pretty. | |
208 | |
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,514 | |
Hey. I was watching you | |
with Coach Web today. | |
209 | |
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:40,382 | |
I wasn't watching you, | |
I wasn't... | |
210 | |
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,985 | |
Not, like, in a weird way. | |
I just... | |
211 | |
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,919 | |
I was in the room. | |
We're in the same class. | |
212 | |
00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:46,990 | |
Um, but I thought you were | |
saying some really smart things | |
213 | |
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:50,293 | |
about why P.E. sucks and, um... | |
214 | |
00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:52,461 | |
about other subjects. | |
215 | |
00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:54,599 | |
Thanks. | |
216 | |
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,235 | |
Yeah. | |
217 | |
00:14:01,739 --> 00:14:03,639 | |
Yo. What's this? | |
218 | |
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,309 | |
- I don't know. | |
- What is it, like, | |
219 | |
00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:09,646 | |
some type of old-school | |
Nintendo or something? | |
220 | |
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,380 | |
I don't think so. | |
221 | |
00:14:11,382 --> 00:14:13,451 | |
I don't recognize it. | |
222 | |
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:33,803 | |
"A game for those | |
who seek to find... | |
223 | |
00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:36,674 | |
"a way to leave | |
their world behind. | |
224 | |
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,809 | |
Jumanji." | |
225 | |
00:14:40,811 --> 00:14:42,412 | |
Staples, people. Staples. | |
226 | |
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:43,746 | |
"Jumanji"? | |
What does that mean? | |
227 | |
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:45,782 | |
I have no idea. | |
Never heard of it. | |
228 | |
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,352 | |
Hm... | |
229 | |
00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:51,856 | |
Uh, which one do I pick? | |
230 | |
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,490 | |
I don't know. I don't | |
think it matters that much. | |
231 | |
00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:57,294 | |
"Jefferson 'Seaplane' McDonough. | |
232 | |
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,563 | |
Pilot and rascal." | |
233 | |
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,533 | |
- It's not working. | |
- Okay, try another one. | |
234 | |
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,303 | |
"Franklin 'Moose' Finbar." | |
235 | |
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,769 | |
Hm. | |
236 | |
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:08,039 | |
He sounds like a badass. | |
237 | |
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,478 | |
And he's a zoology expert, | |
which is awesome. | |
238 | |
00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:16,248 | |
- You pick. | |
- Okay. | |
239 | |
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,752 | |
"Dr. Smolder Bravestone." | |
240 | |
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,689 | |
Bethany, you in? | |
241 | |
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,292 | |
Fine. | |
242 | |
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,660 | |
I'll be... | |
243 | |
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:33,797 | |
Shelly Oberon... | |
244 | |
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,098 | |
the curvy genius. | |
245 | |
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:38,935 | |
Hey, yo, Staples, come on. | |
It's your turn. | |
246 | |
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,438 | |
Uh, no. | |
247 | |
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,939 | |
- No, thanks. | |
- Wait. Just for a few minutes? | |
248 | |
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,942 | |
It'll be fun. | |
249 | |
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,346 | |
She's not big on fun. | |
250 | |
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:52,418 | |
Okay. Fine. | |
251 | |
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:58,555 | |
This may be the | |
lamest thing I've ever done. | |
252 | |
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,358 | |
I highly doubt that. | |
253 | |
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,701 | |
Welcome to Jumanji! | |
254 | |
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,511 | |
What's going on? | |
255 | |
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,451 | |
I think it's shorting out. | |
256 | |
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,394 | |
Unplug it! | |
257 | |
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,734 | |
Whoa! | |
258 | |
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,668 | |
What's going on? | |
What's happening to your hands? | |
259 | |
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,940 | |
- What's wrong with you? | |
- I don't know. | |
260 | |
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:51,745 | |
Spencer! | |
261 | |
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,179 | |
Oh, my God! | |
262 | |
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,750 | |
Oh-oh-oh... | |
263 | |
00:17:00,888 --> 00:17:02,153 | |
Aah! | |
264 | |
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:05,023 | |
What the hell, man? | |
265 | |
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,524 | |
Oh, no. | |
266 | |
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,398 | |
Holy shit... | |
267 | |
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,036 | |
Whoa! | |
268 | |
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,643 | |
Aah. | |
269 | |
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,863 | |
Guys? | |
270 | |
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:49,569 | |
Guys? Why do I | |
sound like this? | |
271 | |
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,445 | |
Where's my hair? | |
272 | |
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,822 | |
What the...? | |
273 | |
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,627 | |
Oh, God! | |
274 | |
00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:16,527 | |
Ow, unh. | |
275 | |
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,579 | |
Huh? | |
276 | |
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,145 | |
Oh... | |
277 | |
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,752 | |
What kind of stupid-ass...? | |
278 | |
00:18:39,721 --> 00:18:41,988 | |
- Who are you? | |
- Who are you? | |
279 | |
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:45,624 | |
Who is she? | |
280 | |
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,760 | |
Who are you guys? Huh? | |
281 | |
00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,729 | |
Okay, what the hell? | |
282 | |
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:52,564 | |
God! Oh, my God! | |
283 | |
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,999 | |
- Get off of me! | |
- I am suing... | |
284 | |
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,668 | |
- What's wrong with my voice? | |
- Get off of me! | |
285 | |
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:59,073 | |
- Where am I? | |
- You're crushing me! Get off! | |
286 | |
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:01,777 | |
Get... | |
287 | |
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:10,749 | |
What the hell? | |
What happened to the rest of me? | |
288 | |
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,286 | |
What is this? | |
What is this on my back? | |
289 | |
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:14,286 | |
What is this? | |
290 | |
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:16,756 | |
Oh, my God. | |
291 | |
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:17,726 | |
Fridge? | |
292 | |
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,062 | |
Yeah, I'm Fridge. | |
Who are you? | |
293 | |
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,598 | |
I'm Spencer. | |
294 | |
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,170 | |
What? The hell you are. | |
What is going on? Huh? | |
295 | |
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,971 | |
I think... | |
296 | |
00:19:32,973 --> 00:19:34,172 | |
we're in the game. | |
297 | |
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,608 | |
- Sorry, excuse me? | |
- What are you talking about? | |
298 | |
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,210 | |
Somehow, I don't know how... | |
299 | |
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:41,613 | |
I think we got, like, | |
sucked into the game. | |
300 | |
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,783 | |
And we've become the avatars | |
that we chose. | |
301 | |
00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:47,319 | |
So it's me, Spencer, | |
but yet I look and sound... | |
302 | |
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:51,526 | |
like Dr. Smolder Bravestone. | |
303 | |
00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,898 | |
You're telling me | |
that you're Spencer? | |
304 | |
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,800 | |
Yes, yes, yes. That's it. | |
305 | |
00:20:00,802 --> 00:20:04,670 | |
Fridge, I'm Spencer. | |
Which means you're Moose Finbar. | |
306 | |
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:07,009 | |
It says it right there | |
on your vest. And... | |
307 | |
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,741 | |
- Martha? | |
- Yeah. | |
308 | |
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,943 | |
You're Ruby Roundhouse. | |
309 | |
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:15,748 | |
And, Bethany, | |
you're Professor Shelly Oberon. | |
310 | |
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,682 | |
Only Shelly must be | |
short for Sheldon. | |
311 | |
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,950 | |
What are you talking about? | |
312 | |
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,987 | |
Oh, my God. | |
Oh, my God, he's right. | |
313 | |
00:20:20,989 --> 00:20:23,255 | |
And you... | |
314 | |
00:20:23,257 --> 00:20:25,324 | |
you're Spencer? You? | |
315 | |
00:20:25,326 --> 00:20:26,859 | |
Yes. Guys, I'm telling you. | |
316 | |
00:20:26,861 --> 00:20:29,229 | |
I am Spencer. I'm... Aah! | |
317 | |
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:30,729 | |
Yep, that's Spencer. | |
318 | |
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,265 | |
Whoa. Whoa! | |
319 | |
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,834 | |
So that means I... | |
320 | |
00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:36,171 | |
I'm... | |
321 | |
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,772 | |
Wait, Bethany. | |
Bethany, don't! | |
322 | |
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:42,610 | |
No! | |
323 | |
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,082 | |
I'm an overweight, | |
middle-aged man. | |
324 | |
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,784 | |
Uh, I have a tattoo. | |
325 | |
00:20:50,786 --> 00:20:53,653 | |
My mom always said she'd | |
kill me if I ever got a tattoo. | |
326 | |
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,021 | |
What is this? | |
327 | |
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:56,724 | |
I have one too. | |
328 | |
00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:00,393 | |
Sometimes. | |
329 | |
00:21:00,395 --> 00:21:02,762 | |
Wait a second. | |
330 | |
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:05,231 | |
Where's my phone? | |
331 | |
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:08,668 | |
Aah. | |
332 | |
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:10,737 | |
Why am I wearing this outfit | |
in a jungle? | |
333 | |
00:21:10,739 --> 00:21:13,140 | |
Tiny, little shorts | |
and a leather halter top. | |
334 | |
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:14,708 | |
I mean, what is this? | |
335 | |
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,076 | |
I look like a living | |
garden gnome. Where is my phone? | |
336 | |
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,680 | |
- Who cares? | |
- We are in different bodies! | |
337 | |
00:21:19,682 --> 00:21:22,114 | |
It doesn't seem like | |
the most pressing concern | |
338 | |
00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,050 | |
- at this moment. | |
- Really? You don't think | |
339 | |
00:21:24,052 --> 00:21:26,118 | |
this would be a good moment | |
to make a call | |
340 | |
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,020 | |
or text somebody | |
or change your status | |
341 | |
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,355 | |
to "stuck in a video game"? | |
342 | |
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:32,759 | |
All I'm saying is, | |
I don't have my Claritin, okay? | |
343 | |
00:21:32,761 --> 00:21:34,694 | |
And I'm allergic to | |
almost everything. | |
344 | |
00:21:34,696 --> 00:21:36,028 | |
Oh, no. | |
345 | |
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,765 | |
You got allergies, | |
Spencer? Huh? | |
346 | |
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,767 | |
I don't have the top two feet | |
of my body! | |
347 | |
00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:43,470 | |
You guys, this can't | |
actually be happening. | |
348 | |
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,038 | |
Maybe we're all in a coma. | |
349 | |
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,009 | |
Together? | |
We're all in a coma together? | |
350 | |
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,310 | |
It's the only explanation. | |
That old game machine | |
351 | |
00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:53,814 | |
must have electrocuted us, | |
and now we're... | |
352 | |
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:58,818 | |
- Oh, my God, Bethany! | |
- Oh, my God, oh, my God! | |
353 | |
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,187 | |
Stop it! | |
354 | |
00:22:07,129 --> 00:22:10,063 | |
Oh, my God! You better get | |
in there and go save her. | |
355 | |
00:22:10,065 --> 00:22:11,964 | |
I'm not getting in there! | |
You get in. | |
356 | |
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:14,000 | |
I'm not going anywhere. | |
I got a backpack on. | |
357 | |
00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:16,737 | |
You don't get in water with a | |
backpack. Everybody knows that. | |
358 | |
00:22:25,079 --> 00:22:26,011 | |
Ow! | |
359 | |
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,213 | |
What the...? | |
360 | |
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:29,819 | |
- Bethany! | |
- What just...? | |
361 | |
00:22:31,221 --> 00:22:32,452 | |
Are you okay? | |
362 | |
00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:34,820 | |
That was so intense. | |
363 | |
00:22:34,822 --> 00:22:36,790 | |
I, like, can't even | |
with this place. | |
364 | |
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,093 | |
- What just happened to you? | |
- I got eaten by a rhino, | |
365 | |
00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:41,828 | |
and then I fell, like, | |
a thousand feet from the sky. | |
366 | |
00:22:41,830 --> 00:22:43,529 | |
Yeah, that's what | |
it looked like. | |
367 | |
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:45,433 | |
That was a hippo. | |
They're omnivorous. | |
368 | |
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:47,933 | |
They're fast as a horse | |
over short distances, | |
369 | |
00:22:47,935 --> 00:22:50,305 | |
and they have the bite force | |
of 8100 newtons. | |
370 | |
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:52,239 | |
How do I know this? | |
371 | |
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:53,775 | |
You're an expert in zoology. | |
372 | |
00:22:53,777 --> 00:22:55,541 | |
- What? | |
- I'm still an old fat guy, right? | |
373 | |
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:58,078 | |
- I'm afraid so. | |
- Wait. | |
374 | |
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:02,349 | |
Why is everybody okay with this? | |
I mean, she fell out of the sky. | |
375 | |
00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:03,954 | |
Um, guys? | |
376 | |
00:23:07,522 --> 00:23:11,558 | |
Bethany, get up. | |
Bethany, get up. Get up! | |
377 | |
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:18,900 | |
Go, go, go! | |
378 | |
00:23:18,902 --> 00:23:21,102 | |
Go, go, go! | |
379 | |
00:23:23,906 --> 00:23:28,011 | |
Ah! Dr. Bravestone! | |
Welcome to Jumanji! | |
380 | |
00:23:29,846 --> 00:23:32,413 | |
Don't just stand there. | |
In you go. | |
381 | |
00:23:32,415 --> 00:23:34,182 | |
- Go, go, go. | |
- Yeah. | |
382 | |
00:23:46,162 --> 00:23:47,494 | |
Dr. Bravestone. | |
383 | |
00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:50,530 | |
Famed archaeologist | |
and international explorer. | |
384 | |
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:52,166 | |
Known across | |
the seven continents | |
385 | |
00:23:52,168 --> 00:23:54,035 | |
for your courageous exploits. | |
386 | |
00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:56,002 | |
Is there a seat belt? | |
387 | |
00:23:56,004 --> 00:23:59,106 | |
I can't tell you what an honor | |
it is to finally meet you. | |
388 | |
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:02,442 | |
I'm not embarrassed to say | |
you're more dashing in person. | |
389 | |
00:24:02,444 --> 00:24:04,478 | |
Um, thanks. | |
390 | |
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,579 | |
Who are you? | |
391 | |
00:24:05,581 --> 00:24:07,215 | |
Nigel Billingsly | |
at your service, | |
392 | |
00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,483 | |
Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men. | |
393 | |
00:24:09,485 --> 00:24:11,184 | |
Welcome to Jumanji. | |
394 | |
00:24:11,186 --> 00:24:14,422 | |
I've been so anxious | |
for your arrival. | |
395 | |
00:24:14,424 --> 00:24:16,523 | |
As you know, | |
Jumanji is in grave danger. | |
396 | |
00:24:16,525 --> 00:24:19,427 | |
We're counting on the four | |
of you to lift the curse. | |
397 | |
00:24:19,429 --> 00:24:21,163 | |
- Curse? | |
- What curse? | |
398 | |
00:24:21,165 --> 00:24:24,332 | |
Excuse me. | |
Have you seen my phone anywhere? | |
399 | |
00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:26,934 | |
Professor Sheldon Oberon. | |
400 | |
00:24:26,936 --> 00:24:28,469 | |
Welcome to Jumanji. | |
401 | |
00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,404 | |
Nigel Billingsly | |
at your service. | |
402 | |
00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:33,008 | |
I've been so anxious | |
for your arrival. | |
403 | |
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:34,542 | |
What's with this guy? | |
404 | |
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:36,345 | |
I think he's an NPC. | |
405 | |
00:24:36,347 --> 00:24:37,879 | |
A what? English, please. | |
406 | |
00:24:37,881 --> 00:24:39,982 | |
A non-player character. | |
He's part of the game. | |
407 | |
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:41,348 | |
So anything we ask him, | |
408 | |
00:24:41,350 --> 00:24:43,651 | |
he only has his programmed | |
series of responses. | |
409 | |
00:24:43,653 --> 00:24:45,386 | |
Got it. It's all clear now. | |
410 | |
00:24:45,388 --> 00:24:47,588 | |
Franklin "Mouse" Finbar. | |
411 | |
00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:49,155 | |
Welcome to Jumanji. | |
412 | |
00:24:49,157 --> 00:24:50,992 | |
It's Moose. It's not Mouse. | |
413 | |
00:24:50,994 --> 00:24:53,494 | |
No, good sir. | |
I'm quite sure it's Mouse. | |
414 | |
00:24:53,496 --> 00:24:55,062 | |
- Mouse? | |
- A nickname given | |
415 | |
00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,933 | |
for your diminutive stature | |
and adorable manner. | |
416 | |
00:24:57,935 --> 00:24:59,100 | |
I knew you'd be here. | |
417 | |
00:24:59,102 --> 00:25:00,934 | |
Dr. Bravestone | |
doesn't go anywhere | |
418 | |
00:25:00,936 --> 00:25:02,637 | |
without his trusty sidekick. | |
419 | |
00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:04,238 | |
Sidekick? | |
420 | |
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,241 | |
Ever since Dr. Bravestone | |
rescued you | |
421 | |
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,643 | |
from the clutches of a warlord | |
422 | |
00:25:07,645 --> 00:25:10,479 | |
in the jungles of Peru, | |
you've never left his side. | |
423 | |
00:25:10,481 --> 00:25:11,646 | |
Right. | |
424 | |
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,382 | |
Can we go back | |
to the curse thing? | |
425 | |
00:25:13,384 --> 00:25:15,917 | |
It's all documented | |
in the letter I sent you. | |
426 | |
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:17,519 | |
Perhaps you should | |
read it aloud. | |
427 | |
00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:19,090 | |
I don't have a let... | |
428 | |
00:25:22,493 --> 00:25:23,427 | |
Whoa. | |
429 | |
00:25:27,363 --> 00:25:29,064 | |
Right, uh... | |
430 | |
00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:31,400 | |
"Dr. Bravestone, | |
I am writing to you | |
431 | |
00:25:31,402 --> 00:25:33,502 | |
"regarding | |
the desperate situation | |
432 | |
00:25:33,504 --> 00:25:36,305 | |
In Jumanji. | |
We need your help at once." | |
433 | |
00:25:36,307 --> 00:25:39,273 | |
- Whoa... Guys? | |
- What's happening? | |
434 | |
00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:41,243 | |
What the hell is going on? | |
435 | |
00:25:41,245 --> 00:25:43,611 | |
It's a cut scene. | |
A lot of games have them. | |
436 | |
00:25:43,613 --> 00:25:46,414 | |
It's like a little movie | |
to tell you the back-story. | |
437 | |
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,517 | |
My name is Nigel Billingsly, | |
438 | |
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:51,020 | |
Jumanji field guide. | |
439 | |
00:25:51,022 --> 00:25:53,089 | |
I was hired | |
by your former partner, | |
440 | |
00:25:53,091 --> 00:25:55,723 | |
now nemesis, | |
Professor Russel Van Pelt | |
441 | |
00:25:55,725 --> 00:25:57,463 | |
to lead a fateful expedition. | |
442 | |
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:03,231 | |
You see, Professor Van Pelt | |
443 | |
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,567 | |
had come in search | |
of the fabled Jaguar Shrine, | |
444 | |
00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:09,237 | |
resting place | |
of the sacred jewel of Jumanji. | |
445 | |
00:26:09,239 --> 00:26:11,272 | |
As you know better than anyone, | |
446 | |
00:26:11,274 --> 00:26:13,107 | |
the jewel was his | |
great obsession. | |
447 | |
00:26:13,109 --> 00:26:15,309 | |
And after years of research, | |
he believed | |
448 | |
00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:17,311 | |
that he had discovered | |
its whereabouts. | |
449 | |
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:19,081 | |
Could it be? | |
450 | |
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,184 | |
Have I finally found it? | |
451 | |
00:26:21,186 --> 00:26:24,387 | |
Van Pelt told me that | |
he wanted to find the jewel | |
452 | |
00:26:24,389 --> 00:26:27,090 | |
in order to document it | |
in his writings. | |
453 | |
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:31,659 | |
- It's real! | |
- What I did not know | |
454 | |
00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:35,500 | |
was that he intended | |
to take the jewel for himself. | |
455 | |
00:26:44,442 --> 00:26:47,076 | |
I found it. | |
456 | |
00:26:47,078 --> 00:26:51,215 | |
I found it! | |
457 | |
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:56,219 | |
Legend tells that the | |
Jaguar watches over Jumanji | |
458 | |
00:26:56,221 --> 00:26:58,387 | |
and anyone who dares | |
to blind him | |
459 | |
00:26:58,389 --> 00:27:01,960 | |
will be consumed | |
by a dark power. | |
460 | |
00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:05,094 | |
Van Pelt assumed dominion | |
461 | |
00:27:05,096 --> 00:27:07,195 | |
over all of Jumanji's creatures, | |
462 | |
00:27:07,197 --> 00:27:10,500 | |
possessing them, | |
controlling them. | |
463 | |
00:27:10,502 --> 00:27:15,107 | |
And a terrible curse befell | |
this once-placid land. | |
464 | |
00:27:16,507 --> 00:27:18,540 | |
I begged him to put it back, | |
465 | |
00:27:18,542 --> 00:27:20,675 | |
but once he had it in his grasp, | |
466 | |
00:27:20,677 --> 00:27:24,480 | |
he could never let it go. | |
467 | |
00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:27,617 | |
So I waited | |
till they slept that night, | |
468 | |
00:27:27,619 --> 00:27:29,355 | |
and I made my move. | |
469 | |
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:53,542 | |
Bring me that jewel! | |
470 | |
00:27:53,544 --> 00:27:57,148 | |
And slaughter anyone | |
who tries to stop you. | |
471 | |
00:27:58,183 --> 00:28:00,219 | |
Right, then. Here you go. | |
472 | |
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:04,088 | |
With the invaluable help | |
of your associates, | |
473 | |
00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,856 | |
you must use your | |
complementary skills | |
474 | |
00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,823 | |
to return the jewel | |
to the Jaguar's eye | |
475 | |
00:28:07,825 --> 00:28:10,194 | |
and lift the curse. | |
476 | |
00:28:10,196 --> 00:28:12,529 | |
I'm sure you'll want | |
to get started right away. | |
477 | |
00:28:12,531 --> 00:28:14,429 | |
- Actually, I think... | |
- Good luck! | |
478 | |
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,566 | |
The fate of Jumanji | |
is in your hands. | |
479 | |
00:28:18,503 --> 00:28:20,236 | |
- What? Oh... | |
- And remember: | |
480 | |
00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:22,473 | |
The goal for you, | |
I'll recite in verse | |
481 | |
00:28:22,475 --> 00:28:25,108 | |
Return the jewel | |
and lift the curse | |
482 | |
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:26,676 | |
If you wish to leave the game | |
483 | |
00:28:26,678 --> 00:28:31,247 | |
You must save Jumanji | |
And call out its name | |
484 | |
00:28:31,249 --> 00:28:34,217 | |
Good luck! The fate | |
of Jumanji is in your hands. | |
485 | |
00:28:34,219 --> 00:28:36,552 | |
- And remember: | |
- He's saying the same thing over. | |
486 | |
00:28:36,554 --> 00:28:38,186 | |
I'll recite in verse | |
487 | |
00:28:38,188 --> 00:28:40,322 | |
Return the jewel | |
and lift the curse | |
488 | |
00:28:40,324 --> 00:28:41,524 | |
If you wish to leave the game | |
489 | |
00:28:41,526 --> 00:28:45,597 | |
You must save Jumanji | |
And call out its name | |
490 | |
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:52,269 | |
It's okay. You can handle this. | |
In real life, people love you. | |
491 | |
00:28:52,271 --> 00:28:53,803 | |
You can hook up | |
with anyone you want. | |
492 | |
00:28:53,805 --> 00:28:56,473 | |
Is that what you tell yourself | |
when you're scared? | |
493 | |
00:28:56,475 --> 00:28:58,841 | |
Can you not judge me | |
for two seconds? | |
494 | |
00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:00,878 | |
I split up with Noah, | |
I turned into a guy, | |
495 | |
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,613 | |
and I cannot find my phone. | |
I am allowed to be upset. | |
496 | |
00:29:03,615 --> 00:29:06,750 | |
Dr. Bravestone, | |
here's a map of Jumanji. | |
497 | |
00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:09,520 | |
You must go to the bazaar | |
and find the missing piece. | |
498 | |
00:29:09,522 --> 00:29:11,588 | |
- The bazaar. | |
- Missing piece of what? | |
499 | |
00:29:11,590 --> 00:29:13,590 | |
- Cheerio! | |
- You can't give us a ride | |
500 | |
00:29:13,592 --> 00:29:15,559 | |
- to the statue? | |
- And remember: | |
501 | |
00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:17,528 | |
If you wish to leave the game | |
502 | |
00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:21,469 | |
You must save Jumanji | |
And call out its name | |
503 | |
00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:32,276 | |
- You want to, uh, put this in there? | |
- No. | |
504 | |
00:29:32,278 --> 00:29:35,347 | |
Come on, you're the only one | |
with a backpack, Fridge. | |
505 | |
00:29:36,314 --> 00:29:37,916 | |
So what? We have a map. | |
506 | |
00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:39,917 | |
So now we're supposed | |
to go and find...? | |
507 | |
00:29:39,919 --> 00:29:41,417 | |
The bazaar, I guess? | |
508 | |
00:29:41,419 --> 00:29:44,354 | |
So we return the jewel | |
to the Jaguar statue, | |
509 | |
00:29:44,356 --> 00:29:46,889 | |
and then we go home. | |
No problem. | |
510 | |
00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:48,825 | |
Why can't we just leave, | |
stop the game, | |
511 | |
00:29:48,827 --> 00:29:50,895 | |
without doing all this stuff? | |
512 | |
00:29:50,897 --> 00:29:53,399 | |
We have to finish the game. | |
513 | |
00:29:54,632 --> 00:29:56,303 | |
I think... | |
514 | |
00:29:57,469 --> 00:30:00,406 | |
I think we have to save Jumanji. | |
515 | |
00:30:08,448 --> 00:30:11,485 | |
Damn, that is a man right there. | |
516 | |
00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:17,889 | |
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. | |
517 | |
00:30:17,891 --> 00:30:18,956 | |
Don't cry. | |
518 | |
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,425 | |
Ah... | |
519 | |
00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:23,227 | |
There are so many diseases | |
out here. | |
520 | |
00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:24,661 | |
It's hot. | |
521 | |
00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,898 | |
Okay, this is what I'm good at. | |
522 | |
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:29,299 | |
Playing video games. | |
It's what I do. | |
523 | |
00:30:29,301 --> 00:30:31,568 | |
It's literally | |
the main thing that I do. | |
524 | |
00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:33,637 | |
Play a game like this, | |
there'll be levels. | |
525 | |
00:30:33,639 --> 00:30:36,440 | |
In order to finish, you gotta | |
complete all the levels. | |
526 | |
00:30:36,442 --> 00:30:38,508 | |
Levels are gonna get harder | |
as we go along. | |
527 | |
00:30:38,510 --> 00:30:39,977 | |
- We complete the levels... | |
- Do you | |
528 | |
00:30:39,979 --> 00:30:41,812 | |
even know where we're going? | |
529 | |
00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:43,680 | |
- Kind of. | |
- Kind of? | |
530 | |
00:30:43,682 --> 00:30:46,583 | |
Oh, that's good, then. | |
We're in good hands. | |
531 | |
00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:49,454 | |
Okay, the missing piece, | |
I'm guessing. | |
532 | |
00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,321 | |
That must be | |
what we're looking for, | |
533 | |
00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:52,590 | |
the missing piece of the map. | |
534 | |
00:30:52,592 --> 00:30:54,628 | |
The problem is, | |
there's nothing here. | |
535 | |
00:30:56,729 --> 00:31:00,331 | |
What do you mean? | |
It's a map, just like he said. | |
536 | |
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,735 | |
It's a map of Jumanji. | |
537 | |
00:31:03,036 --> 00:31:04,502 | |
Cartography. | |
538 | |
00:31:04,504 --> 00:31:06,504 | |
- What's that? | |
- The study of maps. | |
539 | |
00:31:06,506 --> 00:31:08,639 | |
It was one of | |
Professor Oberon's skills. | |
540 | |
00:31:08,641 --> 00:31:09,841 | |
Yes. That's right. | |
541 | |
00:31:09,843 --> 00:31:12,476 | |
Oh, so you can't see this, | |
but I can? | |
542 | |
00:31:12,478 --> 00:31:15,046 | |
The characters we chose, | |
we all have certain skills. | |
543 | |
00:31:15,048 --> 00:31:17,049 | |
So there's gotta be | |
a way to access our... | |
544 | |
00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:20,220 | |
Oh! | |
545 | |
00:31:21,654 --> 00:31:22,853 | |
Wow. | |
546 | |
00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,354 | |
What'd you just do? | |
547 | |
00:31:24,356 --> 00:31:26,623 | |
"Strengths: | |
Fearless. Climbing. | |
548 | |
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,493 | |
Speed. Boomerang. | |
549 | |
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,994 | |
Smoldering intensity." | |
550 | |
00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:36,601 | |
What the hell are you doing? | |
551 | |
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,707 | |
- What just happened? | |
- Um, you just smoldered. | |
552 | |
00:31:40,975 --> 00:31:42,409 | |
"Weakness. | |
553 | |
00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:45,008 | |
None"? | |
554 | |
00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:47,745 | |
How'd you do that? | |
That, uh, list? | |
555 | |
00:31:47,747 --> 00:31:52,950 | |
Well, I just... I think I just | |
pressed my enormous left pec. | |
556 | |
00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,387 | |
It's like the boob area. | |
Let me show you. | |
557 | |
00:31:55,389 --> 00:31:56,587 | |
Get away from me. | |
558 | |
00:31:56,589 --> 00:31:58,390 | |
At least press it | |
in front of us... | |
559 | |
00:31:58,392 --> 00:32:00,525 | |
...so we know exactly how... | |
560 | |
00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:05,429 | |
"Strengths: Karate. T'ai chi. | |
Aikido. Dance fighting"? | |
561 | |
00:32:05,431 --> 00:32:07,799 | |
Dance fighting? | |
Is that even a thing? | |
562 | |
00:32:07,802 --> 00:32:09,667 | |
"Weakness: | |
563 | |
00:32:09,669 --> 00:32:10,935 | |
Venom." | |
564 | |
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,674 | |
Seriously? | |
565 | |
00:32:15,676 --> 00:32:19,078 | |
"Paleontology." | |
What does that even mean? | |
566 | |
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,812 | |
Study of fossils, I think. | |
567 | |
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:24,783 | |
- That's kind of cool. | |
- Says the gorgeous karate badass | |
568 | |
00:32:24,785 --> 00:32:27,686 | |
to the old fossil guy | |
who doesn't have any endurance. | |
569 | |
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,792 | |
I hate this game. | |
570 | |
00:32:33,794 --> 00:32:36,061 | |
"Weakness: Cake." | |
571 | |
00:32:36,063 --> 00:32:39,097 | |
Yes, cake is my weakness. | |
572 | |
00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:41,800 | |
Along with speed and strength. | |
573 | |
00:32:41,802 --> 00:32:42,834 | |
Huh... | |
574 | |
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,703 | |
Strength is my weakness. | |
575 | |
00:32:44,705 --> 00:32:47,072 | |
Hey, can I...? | |
Quick question. | |
576 | |
00:32:47,074 --> 00:32:48,873 | |
How is strength my weakness? | |
577 | |
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:52,009 | |
Somebody explain that to me. | |
And why would I need speed? | |
578 | |
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:54,713 | |
Why would I need to be fast | |
when I'm being chased | |
579 | |
00:32:54,715 --> 00:32:58,484 | |
by an enormous killer zebra or | |
some shit in this dumb-ass hat? | |
580 | |
00:32:58,486 --> 00:33:00,853 | |
You're also | |
a good weapons valet. | |
581 | |
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:04,023 | |
- What does that mean? | |
- Well, I think it means | |
582 | |
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:05,858 | |
you carry my weapons | |
in your backpack, | |
583 | |
00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:09,598 | |
and you give them to me | |
when and if I need them? | |
584 | |
00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:14,933 | |
You guys. The map, | |
it's changing. | |
585 | |
00:33:14,935 --> 00:33:16,135 | |
What do you mean? | |
586 | |
00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:17,736 | |
- What's it say? | |
- Okay, well, | |
587 | |
00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:19,171 | |
there's not | |
a lot of information. | |
588 | |
00:33:19,173 --> 00:33:22,140 | |
But a minute ago, it didn't | |
say this and now it does. | |
589 | |
00:33:22,142 --> 00:33:25,612 | |
It says, | |
"The Mighty Roar." | |
590 | |
00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:34,986 | |
I don't like that. | |
591 | |
00:33:34,988 --> 00:33:36,921 | |
- I'm done. | |
- What else? | |
592 | |
00:33:36,923 --> 00:33:40,826 | |
Okay. And right here, | |
it says "From The Deep." | |
593 | |
00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:43,129 | |
The hippo came from the deep. | |
The one that... | |
594 | |
00:33:43,131 --> 00:33:46,599 | |
Yes, the thing that did | |
the thing. That's it. Moving on. | |
595 | |
00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:48,802 | |
So if "From The Deep" | |
is the first level, | |
596 | |
00:33:48,804 --> 00:33:51,737 | |
then "The Mighty Roar" must be | |
the second level. | |
597 | |
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:53,773 | |
Which way? | |
598 | |
00:33:53,775 --> 00:33:55,175 | |
Okay. | |
599 | |
00:33:55,177 --> 00:33:57,645 | |
If that is that... | |
600 | |
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,450 | |
and that is here... | |
601 | |
00:34:02,115 --> 00:34:03,949 | |
Right here, I think. | |
602 | |
00:34:17,198 --> 00:34:18,733 | |
What is this game? | |
603 | |
00:34:20,201 --> 00:34:21,770 | |
Run! | |
604 | |
00:34:24,038 --> 00:34:25,573 | |
Wait! | |
605 | |
00:34:30,044 --> 00:34:31,913 | |
Ha! | |
606 | |
00:34:42,991 --> 00:34:44,727 | |
Come on, legs! | |
607 | |
00:34:47,562 --> 00:34:49,464 | |
Why am I running so slow? | |
608 | |
00:34:55,102 --> 00:34:57,005 | |
Oh, my God, oh, my God, | |
oh, my God! | |
609 | |
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,978 | |
Aah! | |
This sucks! | |
610 | |
00:35:05,181 --> 00:35:06,848 | |
Split up! | |
611 | |
00:35:20,962 --> 00:35:22,532 | |
Oh, my God. | |
612 | |
00:35:38,046 --> 00:35:39,782 | |
Aah! | |
613 | |
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:44,184 | |
Whoa. | |
614 | |
00:35:44,186 --> 00:35:46,619 | |
Come on! | |
615 | |
00:35:46,621 --> 00:35:48,322 | |
- Those guys have huge guns. | |
- Oh, really? | |
616 | |
00:35:48,324 --> 00:35:49,889 | |
Is that what those are, Spencer? | |
617 | |
00:35:49,891 --> 00:35:51,724 | |
- Let me see your backpack. | |
- For what? | |
618 | |
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:53,927 | |
Inside your backpack, | |
you have my weapons. | |
619 | |
00:35:53,929 --> 00:35:55,065 | |
Get down. | |
620 | |
00:35:57,967 --> 00:36:00,300 | |
Got your weapons? | |
621 | |
00:36:00,302 --> 00:36:02,802 | |
I can't feel no... | |
What's this? | |
622 | |
00:36:02,804 --> 00:36:05,104 | |
Oh, yes. Boomerang, | |
it's one of my strengths. | |
623 | |
00:36:05,106 --> 00:36:06,639 | |
What are you gonna do with it? | |
624 | |
00:36:06,641 --> 00:36:08,175 | |
I don't know. | |
Kill them, I guess. | |
625 | |
00:36:08,177 --> 00:36:09,208 | |
Kill them with that? | |
626 | |
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,311 | |
You got a better idea? | |
627 | |
00:36:10,313 --> 00:36:11,913 | |
Oh, watch yourself. | |
628 | |
00:36:13,248 --> 00:36:14,247 | |
Watch this. | |
629 | |
00:36:18,352 --> 00:36:20,621 | |
- Nice work. | |
- There! | |
630 | |
00:36:20,623 --> 00:36:22,356 | |
Want me to see | |
if I got a hacky sack | |
631 | |
00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:24,628 | |
for you to throw | |
and do nothing with? | |
632 | |
00:36:37,106 --> 00:36:38,371 | |
Oh! | |
633 | |
00:36:38,373 --> 00:36:41,075 | |
- Wait, wait. | |
- Oh, no. | |
634 | |
00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,684 | |
It worked. | |
635 | |
00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:50,919 | |
Here they come. We gotta go. | |
636 | |
00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:52,688 | |
I can't outrun those guys. | |
637 | |
00:36:54,389 --> 00:36:55,822 | |
We gotta go now! | |
638 | |
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:57,858 | |
- Get on my back. | |
- I would rather die. | |
639 | |
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,392 | |
- Jump on my back! | |
- Nope. I'll die. | |
640 | |
00:36:59,394 --> 00:37:01,128 | |
Put me down! | |
641 | |
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:03,868 | |
Spencer! Put me down! | |
642 | |
00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,977 | |
Whew! | |
643 | |
00:37:15,979 --> 00:37:18,648 | |
You have got to be kidding me. | |
644 | |
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:22,085 | |
Oh, no, no, no! | |
645 | |
00:37:26,088 --> 00:37:28,122 | |
- We have to jump! | |
- Are you out of your mind? | |
646 | |
00:37:28,124 --> 00:37:30,423 | |
I would rather do | |
anything else now but that. | |
647 | |
00:37:30,425 --> 00:37:32,426 | |
Jump! | |
648 | |
00:37:32,428 --> 00:37:34,328 | |
- Martha! | |
- Jump! | |
649 | |
00:37:34,330 --> 00:37:37,866 | |
We gotta jump! | |
650 | |
00:37:37,868 --> 00:37:40,000 | |
We don't know | |
how deep that water is. | |
651 | |
00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:41,870 | |
- We gotta go! | |
- No, no! | |
652 | |
00:37:41,872 --> 00:37:45,742 | |
- You gonna jump. Jump! | |
- No! | |
653 | |
00:38:04,026 --> 00:38:06,026 | |
Oh! I think | |
I'm having a coronary. | |
654 | |
00:38:06,028 --> 00:38:07,761 | |
I'm having difficulty breathing. | |
655 | |
00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:10,464 | |
That was the most | |
humiliating moment of my life. | |
656 | |
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:12,466 | |
Don't you do that again. | |
657 | |
00:38:12,468 --> 00:38:14,301 | |
I took in a lot of water. | |
658 | |
00:38:19,276 --> 00:38:21,142 | |
They got me. | |
659 | |
00:38:21,144 --> 00:38:22,912 | |
Oh, no. | |
660 | |
00:38:24,046 --> 00:38:25,649 | |
Martha? | |
661 | |
00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:35,058 | |
- Wait, what just happened to her? | |
- Is she dead? Did she die? | |
662 | |
00:38:37,493 --> 00:38:39,928 | |
Wait a second. | |
663 | |
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,164 | |
What the hell is hap...? | |
664 | |
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,331 | |
Ow! | |
665 | |
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,200 | |
- Get off of my back! | |
- Are you okay? | |
666 | |
00:38:45,202 --> 00:38:47,267 | |
- I think so. | |
- Off of me! | |
667 | |
00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:49,937 | |
- Goodness gracious, get off! | |
- I'm getting off of you. | |
668 | |
00:38:49,939 --> 00:38:51,172 | |
Anybody care if I'm okay? | |
669 | |
00:38:51,174 --> 00:38:53,210 | |
What am I, a human landing pad? | |
670 | |
00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:57,480 | |
That's what I thought. | |
671 | |
00:38:57,482 --> 00:38:59,080 | |
We each have three lives, guys. | |
672 | |
00:38:59,082 --> 00:39:01,982 | |
These little tattoos | |
on our arms... | |
673 | |
00:39:01,984 --> 00:39:04,518 | |
Jesus, would you look | |
at the size of that thing? | |
674 | |
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,288 | |
- Spencer! | |
- What? | |
675 | |
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:09,758 | |
- You were saying? | |
- It's our life count. | |
676 | |
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,060 | |
Bethany got eaten by a hippo, | |
so now she only has two lines. | |
677 | |
00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:14,328 | |
He's right. | |
678 | |
00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:17,835 | |
Wait. What happens | |
if we use up all our lives? | |
679 | |
00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:21,705 | |
Well, usually that would mean... | |
680 | |
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,472 | |
...game over. | |
681 | |
00:39:24,474 --> 00:39:26,207 | |
What do you mean, "game over"? | |
682 | |
00:39:26,209 --> 00:39:28,978 | |
Are you saying that | |
we can actually die in here? | |
683 | |
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:30,846 | |
I mean, I don't know | |
for sure, but... | |
684 | |
00:39:30,848 --> 00:39:32,347 | |
You're not sure? | |
You're not sure, | |
685 | |
00:39:32,349 --> 00:39:35,284 | |
- Mr. Video-Game-Genius? | |
- I've never been stuck in one! | |
686 | |
00:39:35,286 --> 00:39:40,556 | |
So I'm not certain, but, yes, | |
I'm afraid we all could die. | |
687 | |
00:39:42,526 --> 00:39:45,063 | |
That is my big concern | |
right now. | |
688 | |
00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,567 | |
We better find | |
the missing piece, then. | |
689 | |
00:39:51,569 --> 00:39:53,739 | |
Okay. | |
690 | |
00:39:56,139 --> 00:39:57,840 | |
It looks like there's a village | |
691 | |
00:39:57,842 --> 00:39:59,541 | |
on the other side | |
of this mountain. | |
692 | |
00:39:59,543 --> 00:40:01,577 | |
Maybe that's the bazaar. | |
693 | |
00:40:01,579 --> 00:40:04,049 | |
- Let's do it. | |
- Wait. | |
694 | |
00:40:05,081 --> 00:40:07,115 | |
I gotta take a leak first. | |
695 | |
00:40:07,117 --> 00:40:10,286 | |
I've been dreading this all day, | |
696 | |
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:12,886 | |
but so do I. | |
697 | |
00:40:12,889 --> 00:40:16,027 | |
Can I come with you | |
and you show me how it's done? | |
698 | |
00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:19,394 | |
I may need your help. | |
699 | |
00:40:19,396 --> 00:40:25,201 | |
Uh, yeah, sure. | |
Yeah, I'm... I'll help you out. | |
700 | |
00:40:27,538 --> 00:40:29,538 | |
So how do we do this? | |
701 | |
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,472 | |
Uh. Easy. | |
You just, uh... | |
702 | |
00:40:31,474 --> 00:40:33,909 | |
You unzip, take it out, | |
fire away. | |
703 | |
00:40:33,911 --> 00:40:37,884 | |
Remember to aim. | |
It's very important. | |
704 | |
00:40:40,217 --> 00:40:42,483 | |
My God, you guys, | |
there is literally a penis | |
705 | |
00:40:42,485 --> 00:40:43,985 | |
attached to my body right now. | |
706 | |
00:40:43,987 --> 00:40:45,588 | |
Martha, come look at my penis! | |
707 | |
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,389 | |
No, thanks. | |
708 | |
00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:50,226 | |
- This the first you've seen it? | |
- Yes. I didn't wanna look. | |
709 | |
00:40:50,228 --> 00:40:52,928 | |
I looked at mine | |
the first 20 seconds here. | |
710 | |
00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:54,396 | |
I'm happy to report | |
that I was able | |
711 | |
00:40:54,398 --> 00:40:56,934 | |
to bring one thing | |
from the outside world. | |
712 | |
00:40:58,001 --> 00:40:59,602 | |
Are you...? What are you doing? | |
713 | |
00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:00,969 | |
- Are you looking? | |
- Sorry. | |
714 | |
00:41:00,971 --> 00:41:02,237 | |
You don't look over! | |
715 | |
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,472 | |
Yeah, you never look. | |
It's a thing. | |
716 | |
00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:06,374 | |
Okay, good boy. | |
717 | |
00:41:06,376 --> 00:41:08,377 | |
We're gonna take this | |
nice and slow, | |
718 | |
00:41:08,379 --> 00:41:09,644 | |
and nobody's gonna get hurt. | |
719 | |
00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:11,448 | |
- Now what? | |
- Now blast off. | |
720 | |
00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,947 | |
And aim. | |
Don't forget to aim. | |
721 | |
00:41:12,949 --> 00:41:15,050 | |
What is with you and aiming? | |
What happened? | |
722 | |
00:41:15,052 --> 00:41:16,653 | |
Can we not talk about this? | |
723 | |
00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:19,554 | |
Wow, wow, wow! | |
724 | |
00:41:19,556 --> 00:41:21,956 | |
Oh, this is so much easier! | |
725 | |
00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:23,459 | |
It's cool, right? | |
726 | |
00:41:23,461 --> 00:41:26,094 | |
Yeah, because you have, | |
like, a handle. | |
727 | |
00:41:26,096 --> 00:41:28,564 | |
The fact that I'm not | |
Instagramming this | |
728 | |
00:41:28,566 --> 00:41:30,267 | |
right now is insane. | |
729 | |
00:41:33,138 --> 00:41:35,238 | |
- This looks all right. | |
- Up ahead! | |
730 | |
00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,127 | |
Bravestone. | |
731 | |
00:41:57,129 --> 00:41:59,198 | |
Him and that whole lot. | |
732 | |
00:42:00,464 --> 00:42:01,901 | |
They got away? | |
733 | |
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:04,269 | |
We lost them in the jungle. | |
734 | |
00:42:05,137 --> 00:42:07,039 | |
I should have known. | |
735 | |
00:42:09,474 --> 00:42:12,042 | |
H-how do you mean, sir? | |
736 | |
00:42:12,044 --> 00:42:15,312 | |
I will summon every creature | |
and every soldier | |
737 | |
00:42:15,314 --> 00:42:17,379 | |
to hunt them down. | |
738 | |
00:42:17,381 --> 00:42:20,118 | |
Reclaim what is mine. | |
739 | |
00:42:23,455 --> 00:42:24,891 | |
Find them. | |
740 | |
00:42:28,526 --> 00:42:30,459 | |
Be careful of the ground, guys. | |
741 | |
00:42:30,461 --> 00:42:33,196 | |
It's uneven. I'd hate | |
for anybody to twist an ankle. | |
742 | |
00:42:33,198 --> 00:42:35,365 | |
- I did that once... | |
- Please stop talking? | |
743 | |
00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:37,968 | |
- Okay, sure. No problem. | |
- Please! | |
744 | |
00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:39,669 | |
- Can I borrow your jacket? | |
- Yeah, sure. | |
745 | |
00:42:39,671 --> 00:42:41,172 | |
- Thanks. | |
- What are you doing? | |
746 | |
00:42:41,174 --> 00:42:43,439 | |
I feel like I'm wearing | |
a bikini at school. | |
747 | |
00:42:43,441 --> 00:42:45,709 | |
I did that once. | |
They sent me to the office. | |
748 | |
00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:47,142 | |
Of course. | |
749 | |
00:42:47,144 --> 00:42:49,011 | |
Noah likes it | |
when I show some skin. | |
750 | |
00:42:49,013 --> 00:42:50,715 | |
It's like the key | |
to our relationship. | |
751 | |
00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:52,448 | |
Ew. | |
752 | |
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:56,320 | |
Judgy much? Seriously, I can't | |
even open my mouth around you. | |
753 | |
00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:59,724 | |
You don't even know me, but you, | |
like, decided you hate me. | |
754 | |
00:42:59,726 --> 00:43:02,228 | |
Oh, wait a minute. | |
I don't hate you. | |
755 | |
00:43:04,029 --> 00:43:06,296 | |
- You don't? | |
- No. | |
756 | |
00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:08,598 | |
Look, I just think | |
you live in, like, | |
757 | |
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,066 | |
the "hot popular girl" bubble. | |
758 | |
00:43:10,069 --> 00:43:11,634 | |
Where everybody | |
either treats you | |
759 | |
00:43:11,636 --> 00:43:13,704 | |
like a princess | |
or like an object. | |
760 | |
00:43:13,706 --> 00:43:18,946 | |
Maybe it makes you a little... | |
self-absorbed or something? | |
761 | |
00:43:22,114 --> 00:43:24,013 | |
That's fair. | |
762 | |
00:43:24,015 --> 00:43:26,115 | |
But do you think maybe | |
the reason why you're | |
763 | |
00:43:26,117 --> 00:43:28,619 | |
so judgy is because | |
you're, like, afraid that | |
764 | |
00:43:28,621 --> 00:43:30,087 | |
people aren't gonna like you, | |
765 | |
00:43:30,089 --> 00:43:32,155 | |
so you decide | |
not to like them first? | |
766 | |
00:43:32,157 --> 00:43:34,194 | |
No. | |
767 | |
00:43:35,027 --> 00:43:38,063 | |
Maybe. Maybe. | |
768 | |
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:41,231 | |
Okay, then. | |
769 | |
00:43:41,233 --> 00:43:44,103 | |
I'm just saying, | |
you're a babe. Own it. | |
770 | |
00:43:46,272 --> 00:43:47,736 | |
Thanks. | |
771 | |
00:43:47,738 --> 00:43:49,706 | |
I guess. | |
772 | |
00:43:56,449 --> 00:43:59,516 | |
So sick of this game. | |
Just stay out of my way, Spencer. | |
773 | |
00:43:59,518 --> 00:44:01,351 | |
What are you mad at me for? | |
774 | |
00:44:01,353 --> 00:44:03,487 | |
Why? Are you | |
seriously asking me that? | |
775 | |
00:44:03,489 --> 00:44:05,288 | |
You got me kicked off the team. | |
776 | |
00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:08,525 | |
Then you got me stuck in | |
whatever... Whatever this is. | |
777 | |
00:44:08,527 --> 00:44:10,561 | |
And you wonder | |
why we not friends no more. | |
778 | |
00:44:10,563 --> 00:44:12,496 | |
This is why | |
we're not friends anymore? | |
779 | |
00:44:12,498 --> 00:44:15,331 | |
You didn't wanna get stuck | |
in Jumanji? I don't think so. | |
780 | |
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,467 | |
We're not friends | |
because I'm not cool enough | |
781 | |
00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:19,402 | |
to hang out with you, | |
so you pretended | |
782 | |
00:44:19,404 --> 00:44:21,639 | |
not to even know me anymore, | |
until you needed me | |
783 | |
00:44:21,641 --> 00:44:24,308 | |
to do your homework because | |
you couldn't do it yourself. | |
784 | |
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:25,843 | |
No wonder | |
you don't know anything | |
785 | |
00:44:25,845 --> 00:44:27,244 | |
about westward expansion. | |
786 | |
00:44:27,246 --> 00:44:29,612 | |
Okay, you see that? | |
You know what? | |
787 | |
00:44:29,614 --> 00:44:31,216 | |
I'm not stupid, Spencer. | |
788 | |
00:44:31,218 --> 00:44:33,285 | |
I asked you to do me | |
one simple favor. | |
789 | |
00:44:33,287 --> 00:44:34,652 | |
Do my homework, so I don't | |
790 | |
00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:37,253 | |
get kicked off the team, | |
and you messed that up. | |
791 | |
00:44:37,255 --> 00:44:39,556 | |
Now I can't do the one thing | |
that I'm good at, | |
792 | |
00:44:39,558 --> 00:44:41,826 | |
and it's all your fault. | |
793 | |
00:44:41,828 --> 00:44:44,265 | |
I should kick | |
the shit out you right now. | |
794 | |
00:44:52,505 --> 00:44:53,637 | |
I'd like to see you try. | |
795 | |
00:44:53,639 --> 00:44:55,043 | |
What did you say? | |
796 | |
00:44:56,842 --> 00:44:59,310 | |
Oh, okay. | |
797 | |
00:44:59,312 --> 00:45:00,844 | |
I see what's going on here. | |
798 | |
00:45:00,846 --> 00:45:02,481 | |
Guys. | |
799 | |
00:45:02,483 --> 00:45:04,850 | |
You think because you... | |
You, what, 6'4 ", 6'5", | |
800 | |
00:45:04,852 --> 00:45:06,382 | |
270 pounds of pure muscle, | |
801 | |
00:45:06,384 --> 00:45:08,153 | |
I'm supposed | |
to be afraid of you? | |
802 | |
00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:09,524 | |
Is that what you think? | |
803 | |
00:45:10,822 --> 00:45:12,193 | |
Maybe. | |
804 | |
00:45:16,362 --> 00:45:18,329 | |
Let me tell you something. | |
805 | |
00:45:18,331 --> 00:45:20,131 | |
You're still | |
the same annoying kid | |
806 | |
00:45:20,133 --> 00:45:22,469 | |
I've been trying to shake | |
since seventh grade. | |
807 | |
00:45:23,570 --> 00:45:25,269 | |
Ain't nothing changed. | |
808 | |
00:45:25,271 --> 00:45:28,472 | |
Don't let this new body | |
get your butt whupped. | |
809 | |
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:35,249 | |
Dumb-ass. | |
810 | |
00:45:41,421 --> 00:45:42,854 | |
- No! | |
- Spencer! | |
811 | |
00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:44,689 | |
Spencer! | |
812 | |
00:45:44,691 --> 00:45:47,292 | |
- You killed him! | |
- Fridge, you lunatic! | |
813 | |
00:45:47,294 --> 00:45:49,464 | |
Chill out. He'll be back. | |
814 | |
00:46:07,315 --> 00:46:09,149 | |
Don't call me a dumb-ass. | |
815 | |
00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:12,216 | |
Don't push me. | |
816 | |
00:46:12,218 --> 00:46:13,617 | |
Or what, Spencer? | |
817 | |
00:46:13,619 --> 00:46:15,489 | |
Or I'll push you back. | |
818 | |
00:46:23,896 --> 00:46:25,398 | |
- Oh! | |
- Oh! | |
819 | |
00:46:27,969 --> 00:46:29,504 | |
Did you just smack me? | |
820 | |
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:32,571 | |
You gonna smack me? | |
821 | |
00:46:32,573 --> 00:46:35,974 | |
- Fridge, no. | |
- Yeah, yeah. | |
822 | |
00:46:35,976 --> 00:46:37,710 | |
Huh? You wanna smack...? | |
823 | |
00:46:38,745 --> 00:46:40,413 | |
Oh, no, no, no! | |
824 | |
00:46:41,582 --> 00:46:42,550 | |
Enough. | |
825 | |
00:46:43,816 --> 00:46:45,520 | |
We can't waste lives. | |
826 | |
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:48,220 | |
We need each other. | |
827 | |
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:52,757 | |
Like it or not, | |
we have to do this together. | |
828 | |
00:46:55,964 --> 00:46:57,796 | |
Could you say that | |
one more time, please? | |
829 | |
00:46:57,798 --> 00:47:00,632 | |
- We have to do this together? | |
- But with the smolder. | |
830 | |
00:47:00,634 --> 00:47:04,501 | |
Do you have control of that, | |
or does that happen naturally? | |
831 | |
00:47:04,503 --> 00:47:06,504 | |
It just happens naturally. | |
832 | |
00:47:35,569 --> 00:47:37,335 | |
What are we supposed | |
to be doing? | |
833 | |
00:47:37,337 --> 00:47:38,904 | |
Looking for | |
the missing map piece. | |
834 | |
00:47:38,906 --> 00:47:40,605 | |
So we just start asking for it? | |
835 | |
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,275 | |
No, I think we look around, | |
scope the place out, | |
836 | |
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,344 | |
but most importantly, guys, | |
837 | |
00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:47,248 | |
be discreet. | |
838 | |
00:47:48,016 --> 00:47:50,750 | |
Rations! Get your rations! | |
839 | |
00:47:50,752 --> 00:47:53,451 | |
Does anyone have any money? | |
I'm literally starving. | |
840 | |
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:56,589 | |
Rations! Get your rations! | |
841 | |
00:47:56,591 --> 00:47:58,723 | |
Rations! | |
842 | |
00:47:58,725 --> 00:48:00,993 | |
Guys, I think the game | |
is trying to tell us | |
843 | |
00:48:00,995 --> 00:48:02,060 | |
to keep our health up. | |
844 | |
00:48:02,062 --> 00:48:04,030 | |
We need to eat. | |
845 | |
00:48:04,032 --> 00:48:05,764 | |
Okay, stop doing that. | |
846 | |
00:48:05,766 --> 00:48:07,366 | |
Oh, my God, this is so good. | |
847 | |
00:48:07,368 --> 00:48:09,369 | |
I haven't had bread | |
since I was, like, 9. | |
848 | |
00:48:09,371 --> 00:48:10,503 | |
Are you serious? | |
849 | |
00:48:10,505 --> 00:48:12,606 | |
How do you think | |
I got these abs? | |
850 | |
00:48:12,608 --> 00:48:14,543 | |
Let me try some of that. | |
851 | |
00:48:15,542 --> 00:48:17,245 | |
Mm. | |
852 | |
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:20,813 | |
Wait, what...? | |
What is this? | |
853 | |
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,081 | |
That's my famous pound cake. | |
854 | |
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:25,317 | |
Cake? | |
855 | |
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:26,787 | |
Bethany, you said | |
this was bread. | |
856 | |
00:48:26,789 --> 00:48:29,388 | |
It's been so long, | |
I forgot what it tastes like. | |
857 | |
00:48:29,390 --> 00:48:30,855 | |
How do you forget what...? | |
858 | |
00:48:30,857 --> 00:48:33,058 | |
What's hap... | |
Something happening to me? | |
859 | |
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:34,593 | |
- No. | |
- Am I... Am I shaking? | |
860 | |
00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:36,061 | |
- Huh-uh. | |
- Am I breaking out? | |
861 | |
00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:37,929 | |
No. | |
862 | |
00:48:37,931 --> 00:48:40,098 | |
- Am I still black? | |
- Yes. | |
863 | |
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:43,802 | |
Okay. Okay, right? | |
864 | |
00:48:43,804 --> 00:48:45,971 | |
We're fine. | |
Everything is fine. | |
865 | |
00:48:45,973 --> 00:48:47,474 | |
Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay. | |
866 | |
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:49,443 | |
It probably just meant | |
that I love cake. | |
867 | |
00:48:49,445 --> 00:48:51,409 | |
That I couldn't resist it. | |
Yeah. | |
868 | |
00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:53,511 | |
Hey, it's all good... | |
869 | |
00:49:06,929 --> 00:49:08,095 | |
God! | |
870 | |
00:49:08,097 --> 00:49:10,997 | |
Oh! Ow! | |
871 | |
00:49:10,999 --> 00:49:12,769 | |
What the hell? Ugh! | |
872 | |
00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:16,001 | |
Like I said, | |
important to be discreet. | |
873 | |
00:49:16,003 --> 00:49:17,470 | |
Hey, you also said eat. | |
874 | |
00:49:17,472 --> 00:49:19,106 | |
Rations! | |
Get your... | |
875 | |
00:49:19,108 --> 00:49:20,743 | |
You better shut your ass up! | |
876 | |
00:49:22,443 --> 00:49:24,844 | |
Dr. Bravestone. | |
Thank goodness you're here. | |
877 | |
00:49:24,846 --> 00:49:26,046 | |
Jumanji needs you. | |
878 | |
00:49:26,048 --> 00:49:29,782 | |
Uh. Thanks. Good to be here. | |
879 | |
00:49:29,784 --> 00:49:31,450 | |
Ask about the missing piece. | |
880 | |
00:49:31,452 --> 00:49:33,585 | |
Oh, right. | |
Hi. I'm Bethany. | |
881 | |
00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:36,756 | |
I mean... | |
Professor Shelly, something. | |
882 | |
00:49:36,758 --> 00:49:38,157 | |
I'm a map doctor, | |
883 | |
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:41,727 | |
and I have this map that, | |
like, has a missing piece. | |
884 | |
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,097 | |
Dr. Bravestone. | |
Thank goodness you're here. | |
885 | |
00:49:44,099 --> 00:49:45,432 | |
Jumanji needs you. | |
886 | |
00:49:45,434 --> 00:49:46,700 | |
Rude. | |
887 | |
00:49:46,702 --> 00:49:49,472 | |
We need to find | |
the missing piece. | |
888 | |
00:50:23,005 --> 00:50:26,641 | |
What you need is in the basket | |
889 | |
00:50:26,643 --> 00:50:29,443 | |
One false move, | |
you're in a casket | |
890 | |
00:50:29,445 --> 00:50:32,778 | |
Trust one another, | |
and never blink | |
891 | |
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:36,620 | |
The missing piece | |
is not what you think | |
892 | |
00:50:37,754 --> 00:50:38,985 | |
Oy vey. | |
893 | |
00:50:38,987 --> 00:50:40,888 | |
Good luck, mighty hero. | |
894 | |
00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:43,190 | |
- Jumanji needs you. | |
- Jumanji needs him. We know. | |
895 | |
00:50:43,192 --> 00:50:45,395 | |
You said it several times. | |
896 | |
00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:54,768 | |
So thinking there's a, um... | |
897 | |
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:57,237 | |
A snake in there or something? | |
898 | |
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,671 | |
Yep. | |
899 | |
00:50:58,673 --> 00:51:00,574 | |
Sounds like | |
a Bravestone thing to me. | |
900 | |
00:51:00,576 --> 00:51:02,477 | |
Why would this be | |
a Bravestone thing? | |
901 | |
00:51:02,479 --> 00:51:04,244 | |
You're the hero. | |
You heard what he said. | |
902 | |
00:51:04,246 --> 00:51:05,848 | |
"Jumanji needs you." | |
Now, get. | |
903 | |
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:23,498 | |
I don't wanna do this! | |
904 | |
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,665 | |
Just go. | |
905 | |
00:51:46,055 --> 00:51:47,554 | |
Black mamba! | |
906 | |
00:51:47,556 --> 00:51:49,524 | |
That's a black mamba. | |
907 | |
00:51:49,526 --> 00:51:52,058 | |
A quarter milligram of its venom | |
is enough to kill an adult. | |
908 | |
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:54,261 | |
You'll feel a tingling | |
in your mouth and extremities, | |
909 | |
00:51:54,263 --> 00:51:56,797 | |
followed by a fever, foaming | |
at the mouth, and ataxia, | |
910 | |
00:51:56,799 --> 00:51:58,566 | |
which means | |
loss of muscle control. | |
911 | |
00:51:58,568 --> 00:52:00,134 | |
- How do I know that? | |
- What do we do? | |
912 | |
00:52:00,136 --> 00:52:02,603 | |
- See anything else in there? | |
- I didn't have time. | |
913 | |
00:52:02,605 --> 00:52:04,005 | |
- Oh, my God. | |
- Okay. | |
914 | |
00:52:04,007 --> 00:52:06,707 | |
"Trust one another | |
and never blink." Never blink. | |
915 | |
00:52:06,709 --> 00:52:09,777 | |
You guys, I think | |
it's a staring contest. | |
916 | |
00:52:09,779 --> 00:52:11,279 | |
- What? | |
- What are you talking about? | |
917 | |
00:52:11,281 --> 00:52:14,214 | |
- Think about it. "Never blink"? | |
- Guys, I think she's right. | |
918 | |
00:52:14,216 --> 00:52:15,883 | |
At camp, they used to tell us | |
919 | |
00:52:15,885 --> 00:52:18,186 | |
if you see a rattlesnake, | |
don't move. I think someone | |
920 | |
00:52:18,188 --> 00:52:20,888 | |
has to make direct eye contact | |
and not blink. | |
921 | |
00:52:20,890 --> 00:52:22,823 | |
And then Spencer | |
will reach in and grab | |
922 | |
00:52:22,825 --> 00:52:25,292 | |
- whatever else is in there. | |
- What? Why me again? | |
923 | |
00:52:25,294 --> 00:52:27,628 | |
- Because you're Bravestone. | |
- Okay, fine. | |
924 | |
00:52:27,630 --> 00:52:31,001 | |
Who's good at staring | |
and not blinking? | |
925 | |
00:52:32,935 --> 00:52:34,202 | |
I'm amazing at it. | |
926 | |
00:52:34,204 --> 00:52:36,170 | |
Then this is your moment. | |
927 | |
00:52:39,308 --> 00:52:41,645 | |
Come on, Bethany. | |
928 | |
00:52:46,182 --> 00:52:47,518 | |
Okay. | |
929 | |
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,055 | |
Just say when. | |
930 | |
00:52:54,925 --> 00:52:56,027 | |
Now. | |
931 | |
00:53:04,267 --> 00:53:06,266 | |
Oh! | |
932 | |
00:53:06,268 --> 00:53:08,538 | |
What do we do? | |
933 | |
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:12,307 | |
You gotta defang it. | |
934 | |
00:53:12,309 --> 00:53:14,943 | |
I gotta what? | |
935 | |
00:53:14,945 --> 00:53:16,644 | |
You gotta pull his mouth back | |
936 | |
00:53:16,646 --> 00:53:18,613 | |
from the blind spot | |
to disorient it. | |
937 | |
00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:20,615 | |
But be very careful | |
of the venom gland | |
938 | |
00:53:20,617 --> 00:53:22,717 | |
and the exposed | |
secondary venom duct. | |
939 | |
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,251 | |
Then you gotta snap its teeth... | |
940 | |
00:53:26,824 --> 00:53:28,322 | |
...out of its head. | |
941 | |
00:53:28,324 --> 00:53:30,961 | |
Oh, oh! | |
942 | |
00:53:33,097 --> 00:53:35,831 | |
I guess it wasn't | |
a staring contest. | |
943 | |
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:39,101 | |
"Trust each other | |
and never blink." | |
944 | |
00:53:39,103 --> 00:53:41,168 | |
You trusted me. | |
945 | |
00:53:41,170 --> 00:53:43,371 | |
You trusted me, | |
and I defanged the snake. | |
946 | |
00:53:43,373 --> 00:53:45,307 | |
I did it. | |
I did that. | |
947 | |
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,943 | |
Yeah. | |
Yeah, you did it. | |
948 | |
00:53:47,945 --> 00:53:49,378 | |
Thank you. | |
949 | |
00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:51,984 | |
Oh, yeah. Sure. | |
950 | |
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,926 | |
You guys? | |
951 | |
00:54:03,928 --> 00:54:06,394 | |
This does not look like | |
a piece of a map. | |
952 | |
00:54:06,396 --> 00:54:09,831 | |
The missing piece | |
is an elephant? | |
953 | |
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:12,800 | |
Oh, wait, there's something | |
written on the wrapping paper. | |
954 | |
00:54:12,802 --> 00:54:16,104 | |
"When you see me, | |
begin the climb." | |
955 | |
00:54:16,106 --> 00:54:20,012 | |
"Begin the climb"? | |
When you see an elephant? | |
956 | |
00:54:22,147 --> 00:54:24,012 | |
I defanged a snake. | |
957 | |
00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:28,951 | |
So keep your eyes | |
peeled for an elephant, I guess? | |
958 | |
00:54:28,953 --> 00:54:31,219 | |
That's, like, | |
the next level of the game? | |
959 | |
00:54:37,462 --> 00:54:38,895 | |
Hey! | |
960 | |
00:54:38,897 --> 00:54:40,198 | |
Run! | |
961 | |
00:54:44,467 --> 00:54:46,767 | |
Oh, God. | |
962 | |
00:54:46,769 --> 00:54:48,806 | |
Watch out! | |
963 | |
00:54:51,141 --> 00:54:52,240 | |
Jump! | |
964 | |
00:54:52,242 --> 00:54:54,046 | |
- Jump. | |
- Go, go, go! | |
965 | |
00:54:54,912 --> 00:54:56,080 | |
Hey! | |
966 | |
00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:07,122 | |
I have to warn you, I think | |
I'm a very strong puncher. | |
967 | |
00:55:07,124 --> 00:55:08,192 | |
Parry. | |
968 | |
00:55:09,327 --> 00:55:12,027 | |
Parry. Parry. Evade. Block. | |
969 | |
00:55:12,029 --> 00:55:13,328 | |
Uppercut. | |
970 | |
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,237 | |
Oh. Oh. | |
971 | |
00:55:19,337 --> 00:55:21,069 | |
Duck! Head smash! | |
972 | |
00:55:23,308 --> 00:55:24,306 | |
Kerpow! | |
973 | |
00:55:27,111 --> 00:55:29,178 | |
Duck! Block! | |
974 | |
00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:30,683 | |
Ka-blam! | |
975 | |
00:55:32,082 --> 00:55:34,750 | |
Evade! Punch! | |
976 | |
00:55:34,752 --> 00:55:37,386 | |
Wall toss! | |
977 | |
00:55:37,388 --> 00:55:39,792 | |
That is insane. | |
978 | |
00:55:47,298 --> 00:55:50,065 | |
Let's do this. | |
979 | |
00:55:50,067 --> 00:55:51,035 | |
Do what? | |
980 | |
00:55:52,437 --> 00:55:55,141 | |
Put... Put it | |
in my backpack. | |
981 | |
00:55:56,175 --> 00:55:58,875 | |
Dodge! Head slam! | |
982 | |
00:55:58,877 --> 00:56:00,109 | |
Throw through ceiling! | |
983 | |
00:56:09,054 --> 00:56:10,155 | |
- Ah! - Ah! | |
- Ah! | |
984 | |
00:56:25,404 --> 00:56:27,871 | |
Hello, doctor. | |
985 | |
00:56:27,873 --> 00:56:29,976 | |
Been a long time. | |
986 | |
00:56:32,509 --> 00:56:36,282 | |
I believe you have something | |
that belongs to me. | |
987 | |
00:56:37,483 --> 00:56:39,181 | |
We just wanna go home. | |
988 | |
00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:46,523 | |
Come on! Come with me! Hurry! | |
989 | |
00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:47,890 | |
Get him! | |
990 | |
00:56:55,366 --> 00:56:56,836 | |
Come on. | |
991 | |
00:57:00,905 --> 00:57:03,809 | |
Down here. | |
Come on. Quick! | |
992 | |
00:57:19,592 --> 00:57:21,057 | |
Shh! | |
993 | |
00:57:21,059 --> 00:57:22,425 | |
Okay. | |
994 | |
00:57:22,427 --> 00:57:25,429 | |
I need you to follow me | |
and do exactly as I say. | |
995 | |
00:57:25,431 --> 00:57:28,298 | |
Let's move. | |
996 | |
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,034 | |
Oh, my God, you guys, | |
I am so stoked you are here. | |
997 | |
00:57:31,036 --> 00:57:33,370 | |
- You have no idea. So stoked. | |
- You are? | |
998 | |
00:57:33,372 --> 00:57:35,371 | |
I mean, I saw you | |
guys in the bazaar, | |
999 | |
00:57:35,373 --> 00:57:37,206 | |
and I thought | |
to myself, "No way." | |
1000 | |
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,008 | |
Then I was like, yeah, that's... | |
1001 | |
00:57:39,010 --> 00:57:40,948 | |
Backs against the wall! | |
1002 | |
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,949 | |
Oh, my goodness! | |
1003 | |
00:57:46,385 --> 00:57:48,087 | |
Let's keep moving. | |
1004 | |
00:57:49,255 --> 00:57:51,621 | |
- Watch your step in here. | |
- Um, who are you? | |
1005 | |
00:57:51,623 --> 00:57:53,091 | |
And who do you think we are? | |
1006 | |
00:57:53,093 --> 00:57:55,093 | |
Right. | |
Sorry, okay, my bad. | |
1007 | |
00:57:55,095 --> 00:57:57,160 | |
Um. Let me back up | |
a little bit here. | |
1008 | |
00:57:57,162 --> 00:57:59,330 | |
Wait, are you the pilot? | |
"Seaplane" somebody? | |
1009 | |
00:57:59,332 --> 00:58:01,264 | |
- Yeah, that's me. | |
- Wait a minute. | |
1010 | |
00:58:01,266 --> 00:58:03,333 | |
You're the other | |
character that was taken. | |
1011 | |
00:58:03,335 --> 00:58:06,503 | |
- So you're in the game too? | |
- Stay off the white bricks... | |
1012 | |
00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:07,971 | |
- What? | |
- And freeze. | |
1013 | |
00:58:07,973 --> 00:58:09,639 | |
- Aah! | |
- Oh! | |
1014 | |
00:58:15,313 --> 00:58:17,649 | |
So gnarly. | |
1015 | |
00:58:17,651 --> 00:58:20,254 | |
This game sucks. | |
1016 | |
00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:23,956 | |
Hup! | |
1017 | |
00:58:29,128 --> 00:58:32,132 | |
All right. Get this plank. | |
1018 | |
00:58:36,502 --> 00:58:39,036 | |
Follow me. | |
1019 | |
00:58:39,038 --> 00:58:41,571 | |
Careful. | |
It's a horrible way to die. | |
1020 | |
00:58:41,573 --> 00:58:43,877 | |
Oh, God. | |
1021 | |
00:58:45,444 --> 00:58:47,046 | |
There you go. All right. | |
1022 | |
00:58:53,954 --> 00:58:55,320 | |
Come on. | |
1023 | |
00:58:56,722 --> 00:58:59,256 | |
I got it, I got it. | |
I just defanged a snake. | |
1024 | |
00:58:59,258 --> 00:59:01,194 | |
Give me a little respect. | |
1025 | |
00:59:06,298 --> 00:59:08,299 | |
Okay. | |
1026 | |
00:59:17,142 --> 00:59:19,914 | |
- Hi there. | |
- Hi. | |
1027 | |
00:59:26,051 --> 00:59:27,488 | |
Come on. | |
1028 | |
00:59:40,165 --> 00:59:43,067 | |
Anyway, I'm Alex. | |
1029 | |
00:59:43,069 --> 00:59:45,137 | |
Spencer Gilpin. | |
1030 | |
00:59:45,139 --> 00:59:48,238 | |
Martha, Fridge and Bethany. | |
1031 | |
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,608 | |
Bethany? You're a girl? | |
1032 | |
00:59:50,610 --> 00:59:53,176 | |
Woman. | |
1033 | |
00:59:53,178 --> 00:59:55,415 | |
In real life, you'd probably | |
wanna hit that. | |
1034 | |
01:00:02,222 --> 01:00:04,960 | |
They got away. | |
Looks like they had help. | |
1035 | |
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:07,725 | |
Seaplane. | |
1036 | |
01:00:07,727 --> 01:00:09,998 | |
He must've crawled out | |
of his hole. | |
1037 | |
01:00:11,165 --> 01:00:13,498 | |
I'm sorry, boss. | |
1038 | |
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,436 | |
It won't happen again. | |
1039 | |
01:00:18,405 --> 01:00:20,638 | |
I know it won't. | |
1040 | |
01:00:34,754 --> 01:00:36,288 | |
What are you making? | |
1041 | |
01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:38,456 | |
Margaritas. It's actually | |
one of my strengths. | |
1042 | |
01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,191 | |
That and piloting, | |
although I did get shot down | |
1043 | |
01:00:41,193 --> 01:00:43,429 | |
by a couple orangutans | |
in fighter jets, | |
1044 | |
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:45,566 | |
so maybe not that great at it. | |
1045 | |
01:00:46,665 --> 01:00:48,599 | |
Anyway, cheers. | |
1046 | |
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:50,369 | |
Ah. | |
1047 | |
01:00:50,371 --> 01:00:53,105 | |
- Oh. Thanks. | |
- Sure. | |
1048 | |
01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,605 | |
I've never had alcohol before. | |
1049 | |
01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:56,675 | |
- Me either. | |
- Know what? | |
1050 | |
01:00:56,677 --> 01:00:59,047 | |
- What the hell? Woo! | |
- Lehayim. | |
1051 | |
01:01:05,152 --> 01:01:08,287 | |
- And I'm done with that. | |
- It's good. | |
1052 | |
01:01:08,289 --> 01:01:09,721 | |
Can I get one more of those? | |
1053 | |
01:01:09,723 --> 01:01:11,090 | |
- Yeah. | |
- Alex? | |
1054 | |
01:01:11,092 --> 01:01:12,491 | |
What's up with | |
all these candles? | |
1055 | |
01:01:12,493 --> 01:01:14,393 | |
ALEX? Citronella. One | |
of my weaknesses | |
1056 | |
01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:17,228 | |
is mosquitoes, | |
which is kind of a bummer | |
1057 | |
01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:19,664 | |
when you live alone | |
in an open hut in the jungle. | |
1058 | |
01:01:20,835 --> 01:01:22,270 | |
He's single. | |
1059 | |
01:01:23,203 --> 01:01:24,537 | |
Who's this? | |
1060 | |
01:01:24,539 --> 01:01:27,139 | |
Who's Alan Parrish? | |
1061 | |
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,574 | |
He's the guy | |
who built this place. | |
1062 | |
01:01:28,576 --> 01:01:31,543 | |
Wait, other people have | |
been stuck here too? | |
1063 | |
01:01:31,545 --> 01:01:34,446 | |
Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's | |
house. I'm just living in it. | |
1064 | |
01:01:34,448 --> 01:01:36,582 | |
So, Alex, tell me, | |
1065 | |
01:01:36,584 --> 01:01:39,250 | |
how long have | |
you been in the game? | |
1066 | |
01:01:39,252 --> 01:01:40,752 | |
Oh, it's tough to say. | |
1067 | |
01:01:40,754 --> 01:01:42,856 | |
Time is kind of funny here. | |
1068 | |
01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:44,323 | |
But a few months, at least. | |
1069 | |
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,724 | |
- A few months? | |
- What? | |
1070 | |
01:01:45,726 --> 01:01:47,227 | |
Yeah, I can't seem to make it | |
1071 | |
01:01:47,229 --> 01:01:48,727 | |
past the transportation shed. | |
1072 | |
01:01:48,729 --> 01:01:50,696 | |
Transportation shed? | |
What's that? | |
1073 | |
01:01:50,698 --> 01:01:52,431 | |
It's the next level. | |
1074 | |
01:01:52,433 --> 01:01:55,200 | |
First time, my hot-air balloon | |
wouldn't even take off. | |
1075 | |
01:01:55,202 --> 01:01:58,106 | |
And then there was the whole | |
plane thing I mentioned. | |
1076 | |
01:01:59,207 --> 01:02:02,841 | |
And once I got down | |
to my last life, | |
1077 | |
01:02:02,843 --> 01:02:04,711 | |
I realized I was screwed. | |
1078 | |
01:02:04,713 --> 01:02:07,545 | |
And that I was never gonna | |
get out of here by myself. | |
1079 | |
01:02:07,547 --> 01:02:10,517 | |
Half the stuff that came at me, | |
I had zero way to deal with. | |
1080 | |
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,685 | |
You can't kill a black mamba | |
with a margarita. | |
1081 | |
01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:16,589 | |
You sure can't. | |
You need a zoologist for that. | |
1082 | |
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:20,792 | |
Alex, we can help each other. | |
1083 | |
01:02:20,794 --> 01:02:23,396 | |
You've been here a long time, | |
you know the game, | |
1084 | |
01:02:23,398 --> 01:02:25,497 | |
and between us, | |
we have a lot of strengths. | |
1085 | |
01:02:25,499 --> 01:02:28,503 | |
Yeah. We're actually | |
pretty good together. | |
1086 | |
01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:31,236 | |
I don't know, bro. | |
1087 | |
01:02:31,238 --> 01:02:34,540 | |
Okay, I mess up | |
one more time, I'm toast. | |
1088 | |
01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,575 | |
Totally freaks me out | |
even thinking about | |
1089 | |
01:02:36,577 --> 01:02:38,613 | |
going back to | |
the transportation shed. | |
1090 | |
01:02:40,582 --> 01:02:42,414 | |
I don't wanna die in Jumanji. | |
1091 | |
01:02:42,416 --> 01:02:44,316 | |
We just gotta stick together. | |
1092 | |
01:02:44,318 --> 01:02:46,421 | |
If we do that, we can win. | |
I know we can. | |
1093 | |
01:02:49,256 --> 01:02:51,691 | |
Oh, my God. | |
You're our missing piece. | |
1094 | |
01:02:51,693 --> 01:02:53,760 | |
You were the thing | |
we needed to find. | |
1095 | |
01:02:53,762 --> 01:02:56,261 | |
So the clue was to, what, | |
1096 | |
01:02:56,263 --> 01:02:58,698 | |
go to the bazaar | |
to find the missing piece? | |
1097 | |
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:00,535 | |
It wasn't the elephant. | |
1098 | |
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:04,672 | |
- It was me. | |
- Yeah. | |
1099 | |
01:03:07,675 --> 01:03:10,377 | |
Dudes, let's do this. | |
1100 | |
01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:11,678 | |
- Yeah. | |
- Yeah. | |
1101 | |
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,214 | |
- Let's do this. | |
- Let's do this. | |
1102 | |
01:03:14,216 --> 01:03:16,348 | |
Hey, Spencer, | |
you gonna drink that margarita? | |
1103 | |
01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:17,550 | |
I... You're done. | |
1104 | |
01:03:17,552 --> 01:03:19,818 | |
This is one good margarita. | |
1105 | |
01:03:27,696 --> 01:03:30,662 | |
There it is. The | |
transportation shed. | |
1106 | |
01:03:30,664 --> 01:03:32,765 | |
There's all sorts | |
of vehicles inside. | |
1107 | |
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,968 | |
We gotta get one, | |
get across the canyon, | |
1108 | |
01:03:34,970 --> 01:03:37,705 | |
and get to the Jaguar statue. | |
1109 | |
01:03:37,707 --> 01:03:39,739 | |
Okay, I see | |
the transportation shed, | |
1110 | |
01:03:39,741 --> 01:03:42,408 | |
I see the canyon, but | |
I still can't see the statue, | |
1111 | |
01:03:42,410 --> 01:03:44,544 | |
which is weird 'cause | |
it's the most important thing | |
1112 | |
01:03:44,546 --> 01:03:45,778 | |
in Jumanji and it's huge. | |
1113 | |
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,248 | |
That's what she said. | |
1114 | |
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,383 | |
You drunk, Fridge? | |
1115 | |
01:03:51,385 --> 01:03:53,452 | |
What are you talking about? | |
I ain't drunk. | |
1116 | |
01:03:53,454 --> 01:03:56,388 | |
- He is drunk. | |
- I had three little margaritas. | |
1117 | |
01:03:56,390 --> 01:03:57,991 | |
You're about | |
half your usual size. | |
1118 | |
01:03:57,993 --> 01:03:59,592 | |
Whatever, whatever. | |
1119 | |
01:03:59,594 --> 01:04:02,362 | |
Alex, what do we do? | |
How do we get past these guards? | |
1120 | |
01:04:02,364 --> 01:04:03,998 | |
Last time, | |
I waited till they left. | |
1121 | |
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,330 | |
How long did that take? | |
1122 | |
01:04:05,332 --> 01:04:07,868 | |
- Three weeks? | |
- Oh, we gonna die. | |
1123 | |
01:04:07,870 --> 01:04:09,635 | |
Okay. Plan B. | |
1124 | |
01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,538 | |
Maybe there's | |
another door somewhere. | |
1125 | |
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:14,375 | |
But we gotta distract | |
those guys first. | |
1126 | |
01:04:14,377 --> 01:04:15,743 | |
I've got it. | |
1127 | |
01:04:15,745 --> 01:04:18,310 | |
Distracting guys is, like, | |
the main thing I do. | |
1128 | |
01:04:18,312 --> 01:04:19,880 | |
He plays video games, | |
I distract guys. | |
1129 | |
01:04:19,882 --> 01:04:22,649 | |
Bethany, I hate to break it | |
to you right now, | |
1130 | |
01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:25,852 | |
but you don't exactly | |
have the, um, the tool kit. | |
1131 | |
01:04:25,854 --> 01:04:30,357 | |
- Not me. | |
- What? | |
1132 | |
01:04:30,359 --> 01:04:33,027 | |
- You have to go down there and flirt with those guys... | |
- No. | |
1133 | |
01:04:33,029 --> 01:04:35,496 | |
- ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. | |
- No! | |
1134 | |
01:04:35,498 --> 01:04:37,331 | |
I can't just go over there | |
and flirt | |
1135 | |
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:38,898 | |
with some weird soldiers | |
I don't know. | |
1136 | |
01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:41,534 | |
I know, but right now | |
we don't have a better idea. | |
1137 | |
01:04:41,536 --> 01:04:44,774 | |
You don't understand. | |
I actually can't do it. | |
1138 | |
01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:47,875 | |
I can't talk to guys. | |
1139 | |
01:04:47,877 --> 01:04:49,710 | |
I'm terrible at it. | |
1140 | |
01:04:49,712 --> 01:04:52,378 | |
I can give you some pointers. | |
1141 | |
01:04:52,380 --> 01:04:55,949 | |
No, I'm sorry. We | |
have to come up with another plan. | |
1142 | |
01:04:55,951 --> 01:04:59,786 | |
I'm not... No. Heh. | |
Not doing that. | |
1143 | |
01:04:59,788 --> 01:05:02,422 | |
Martha, you just have to | |
distract them long enough | |
1144 | |
01:05:02,424 --> 01:05:03,690 | |
for us to get into the shed. | |
1145 | |
01:05:03,692 --> 01:05:05,592 | |
I really don't think | |
I can, I'm not... | |
1146 | |
01:05:05,594 --> 01:05:09,663 | |
Like, I'm not actually | |
some badass girl. | |
1147 | |
01:05:09,665 --> 01:05:13,402 | |
What are you talking about? | |
You're a total badass. | |
1148 | |
01:05:15,738 --> 01:05:18,308 | |
You could do anything. | |
1149 | |
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,814 | |
That's beautiful, Spencer. | |
1150 | |
01:05:25,816 --> 01:05:28,649 | |
Why don't I set you up | |
with a nice candlelight dinner? | |
1151 | |
01:05:28,651 --> 01:05:31,652 | |
Or do you guys wanna get | |
the hell out of here? | |
1152 | |
01:05:31,654 --> 01:05:33,053 | |
All right. | |
1153 | |
01:05:33,055 --> 01:05:35,054 | |
Show me how it's done. | |
1154 | |
01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,090 | |
Class is in session. | |
1155 | |
01:05:37,092 --> 01:05:38,559 | |
- Come on, girl. | |
- Okay. | |
1156 | |
01:05:38,561 --> 01:05:40,527 | |
Watch and learn. | |
1157 | |
01:05:40,530 --> 01:05:43,030 | |
Hey, what did you mean by | |
that candlelight-dinner thing? | |
1158 | |
01:05:43,032 --> 01:05:45,833 | |
- What are you talking about? | |
- You said it, me and Martha, | |
1159 | |
01:05:45,835 --> 01:05:48,135 | |
candlelight dinner. | |
What does that even mean? | |
1160 | |
01:05:48,137 --> 01:05:50,504 | |
The girl is into you, Spencer. | |
1161 | |
01:05:50,506 --> 01:05:51,805 | |
What? | |
1162 | |
01:06:00,982 --> 01:06:02,915 | |
Okay, in flirting situations, | |
1163 | |
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,651 | |
the key is making them | |
check you out | |
1164 | |
01:06:04,653 --> 01:06:05,986 | |
without letting them know | |
1165 | |
01:06:05,988 --> 01:06:07,921 | |
that you know that | |
they're checking you out. | |
1166 | |
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,457 | |
You're like, "Whatever." | |
When they try to talk to you, | |
1167 | |
01:06:10,459 --> 01:06:11,992 | |
you can play it | |
one of three ways: | |
1168 | |
01:06:11,994 --> 01:06:14,562 | |
dumb, super into it, or nasty. | |
1169 | |
01:06:14,564 --> 01:06:17,030 | |
Which way you play it depends on | |
what guy you deal with. | |
1170 | |
01:06:17,032 --> 01:06:19,867 | |
This is like my dream and my | |
nightmare all at one time. | |
1171 | |
01:06:19,869 --> 01:06:21,836 | |
I'm not gonna | |
take that personally. | |
1172 | |
01:06:21,838 --> 01:06:23,670 | |
Now, hair is everything. | |
1173 | |
01:06:23,672 --> 01:06:26,740 | |
Touch it. Move it. | |
Play with it. | |
1174 | |
01:06:26,742 --> 01:06:29,811 | |
Move it around a lot. | |
Hypnotize them with it. | |
1175 | |
01:06:29,813 --> 01:06:33,548 | |
Give me a flip like that. | |
Okay, now angle your eyes down. | |
1176 | |
01:06:33,550 --> 01:06:34,849 | |
Now, head down. | |
1177 | |
01:06:34,851 --> 01:06:36,554 | |
Tilt up. Eyes big. | |
1178 | |
01:06:37,186 --> 01:06:38,787 | |
- Now sparkle. | |
- Sparkle? | |
1179 | |
01:06:38,789 --> 01:06:41,056 | |
Like an anime character. | |
Now sparkle. | |
1180 | |
01:06:46,963 --> 01:06:48,896 | |
Needs work. | |
1181 | |
01:06:56,139 --> 01:06:57,738 | |
Do you really think | |
she likes me? | |
1182 | |
01:06:57,740 --> 01:06:59,574 | |
Why are we still | |
talking about this? | |
1183 | |
01:06:59,576 --> 01:07:01,508 | |
I mean, what if | |
she tries to kiss me? | |
1184 | |
01:07:01,510 --> 01:07:02,977 | |
Then you just | |
kiss her back, man. | |
1185 | |
01:07:02,979 --> 01:07:05,613 | |
What if she tries | |
to kiss me, like... | |
1186 | |
01:07:05,615 --> 01:07:07,749 | |
Like, without warning? | |
1187 | |
01:07:07,751 --> 01:07:10,818 | |
What are you talking about? | |
Haven't you ever kissed anyone? | |
1188 | |
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:12,787 | |
Don't... You gonna tell | |
the whole jungle? | |
1189 | |
01:07:12,789 --> 01:07:14,723 | |
Guys, I found | |
a side door. Over here. | |
1190 | |
01:07:14,725 --> 01:07:16,859 | |
- Guess what I found. | |
- No, no, don't tell him. | |
1191 | |
01:07:16,861 --> 01:07:18,626 | |
Okay, let's talk about | |
your walk. | |
1192 | |
01:07:18,628 --> 01:07:19,995 | |
Take your time. | |
1193 | |
01:07:19,997 --> 01:07:23,165 | |
Make a meal of it. | |
Like a gorgeous gazelle. | |
1194 | |
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:26,502 | |
Or a horse. High-step it. | |
One foot in front of the other. | |
1195 | |
01:07:26,504 --> 01:07:28,470 | |
And bring it. | |
Boom, boom... | |
1196 | |
01:07:28,472 --> 01:07:29,804 | |
That's not it. | |
1197 | |
01:07:29,806 --> 01:07:31,105 | |
Yikes. | |
1198 | |
01:07:31,107 --> 01:07:33,675 | |
Anything you can do to | |
draw attention to the lips. | |
1199 | |
01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:34,943 | |
A little nibble like this. | |
1200 | |
01:07:34,945 --> 01:07:37,979 | |
A nibble goes | |
a long way, girlfriend. | |
1201 | |
01:07:37,981 --> 01:07:40,215 | |
Good. That's better. | |
1202 | |
01:07:40,217 --> 01:07:42,083 | |
Now smile. | |
You look terrified. | |
1203 | |
01:07:42,085 --> 01:07:43,617 | |
Oh, God, you're so funny. | |
1204 | |
01:07:43,619 --> 01:07:45,687 | |
- You're so funny. | |
- Oh, God, you're so funny. | |
1205 | |
01:07:45,689 --> 01:07:47,689 | |
Oh, my God, you're so funny. | |
1206 | |
01:07:47,691 --> 01:07:50,259 | |
- I think I'm getting it. | |
- You are getting it. Go, girl. | |
1207 | |
01:07:50,261 --> 01:07:52,560 | |
Now, keep your lips | |
slightly parted, like... | |
1208 | |
01:07:52,562 --> 01:07:54,596 | |
Yeah, not-not gross, | |
just relaxed. | |
1209 | |
01:07:54,598 --> 01:07:56,497 | |
Touch your tongue | |
to the roof of your mouth. | |
1210 | |
01:07:56,499 --> 01:07:58,500 | |
- Like this. | |
- Like this? | |
1211 | |
01:07:58,502 --> 01:08:00,168 | |
- Like this. | |
- Like this? | |
1212 | |
01:08:00,170 --> 01:08:02,804 | |
Like this. | |
1213 | |
01:08:02,806 --> 01:08:04,772 | |
Like this. | |
1214 | |
01:08:04,774 --> 01:08:06,609 | |
Like this? | |
1215 | |
01:08:06,611 --> 01:08:07,976 | |
I think you're ready. | |
1216 | |
01:08:09,247 --> 01:08:11,112 | |
- Cool. | |
- Okay, flirt | |
1217 | |
01:08:11,114 --> 01:08:12,982 | |
like our lives depend on it. | |
1218 | |
01:08:12,984 --> 01:08:14,116 | |
'Cause they do. | |
1219 | |
01:08:14,118 --> 01:08:15,717 | |
Okay, there's the door. | |
1220 | |
01:08:15,719 --> 01:08:17,853 | |
We just need something | |
to cut through the fence. | |
1221 | |
01:08:17,855 --> 01:08:20,723 | |
Okay, Fridge, you got anything | |
like that in the backpack? | |
1222 | |
01:08:20,725 --> 01:08:23,591 | |
Uh, yeah, I should. What...? | |
1223 | |
01:08:23,593 --> 01:08:26,795 | |
Here you go. I got some... | |
Some bolt cutters. | |
1224 | |
01:08:26,797 --> 01:08:29,265 | |
Does that seem like a good tool | |
for the situation? | |
1225 | |
01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:31,567 | |
Perfect, actually. | |
1226 | |
01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:33,234 | |
It's called backpack power, | |
baby. | |
1227 | |
01:08:34,872 --> 01:08:36,604 | |
You guys, | |
1228 | |
01:08:36,606 --> 01:08:38,239 | |
I think this is gonna work. | |
1229 | |
01:08:38,241 --> 01:08:40,141 | |
I think so too. | |
She's pretty fly. | |
1230 | |
01:08:40,143 --> 01:08:42,845 | |
And those guys don't meet | |
a lot of new people. | |
1231 | |
01:08:42,847 --> 01:08:43,946 | |
"Fly"? | |
1232 | |
01:08:43,948 --> 01:08:45,747 | |
Well, not like | |
Cindy Crawford fly, | |
1233 | |
01:08:45,749 --> 01:08:48,016 | |
but for Jumanji, she the bomb. | |
1234 | |
01:08:48,018 --> 01:08:49,551 | |
"The bomb"? | |
1235 | |
01:08:49,553 --> 01:08:51,287 | |
- Cindy Crawford? | |
- That's your go-to? | |
1236 | |
01:08:51,289 --> 01:08:52,787 | |
I'm just saying, I'm sure | |
1237 | |
01:08:52,789 --> 01:08:54,859 | |
they'd like to | |
get jiggy with her. | |
1238 | |
01:08:59,797 --> 01:09:00,765 | |
Alex. | |
1239 | |
01:09:01,767 --> 01:09:03,769 | |
What year do you think it is? | |
1240 | |
01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:07,037 | |
- What do you mean? | |
- Oh, no. | |
1241 | |
01:09:07,039 --> 01:09:09,540 | |
It's 1996. | |
1242 | |
01:09:12,243 --> 01:09:14,743 | |
You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you? | |
1243 | |
01:09:14,745 --> 01:09:16,045 | |
Yeah, that's right. | |
1244 | |
01:09:16,047 --> 01:09:17,948 | |
Wait a minute, | |
you mean Freak House? | |
1245 | |
01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:20,715 | |
Wait, what are you... | |
What are you guys talking about? | |
1246 | |
01:09:20,717 --> 01:09:21,819 | |
How do you know me? | |
1247 | |
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,955 | |
Alex, I don't know how | |
to tell you this... | |
1248 | |
01:09:25,957 --> 01:09:27,891 | |
You've been in this game | |
for 20 years. | |
1249 | |
01:09:27,893 --> 01:09:30,894 | |
That's probably not | |
how I would've done it. | |
1250 | |
01:09:30,896 --> 01:09:32,261 | |
What? | |
1251 | |
01:09:32,263 --> 01:09:34,331 | |
No. You guys are messing | |
with me, right? | |
1252 | |
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:36,332 | |
No, we're not. | |
Alex Vreeke. | |
1253 | |
01:09:36,334 --> 01:09:38,734 | |
Everybody in Brantford | |
knows about you. | |
1254 | |
01:09:38,736 --> 01:09:41,637 | |
You're the kid that disappeared. | |
1255 | |
01:09:41,639 --> 01:09:43,206 | |
Twenty years ago. | |
1256 | |
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,175 | |
Twenty years? | |
1257 | |
01:09:45,177 --> 01:09:47,944 | |
Twenty years, man. | |
1258 | |
01:09:47,946 --> 01:09:50,680 | |
I don't even know | |
how to say this, but | |
1259 | |
01:09:50,682 --> 01:09:52,882 | |
Cindy Crawford, dude, | |
she's like 50 years old. | |
1260 | |
01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:56,185 | |
- But still fly. | |
- Eh. | |
1261 | |
01:09:56,187 --> 01:09:58,689 | |
Wait... | |
1262 | |
01:10:03,629 --> 01:10:04,864 | |
There she is. | |
1263 | |
01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,039 | |
Hey. | |
1264 | |
01:10:15,773 --> 01:10:18,108 | |
We're gonna get you home. | |
1265 | |
01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:20,776 | |
Yeah. | |
1266 | |
01:10:40,866 --> 01:10:42,966 | |
The hell is | |
going on with her butt? | |
1267 | |
01:10:42,968 --> 01:10:44,900 | |
Bethany, what did | |
you tell her to do? | |
1268 | |
01:10:44,902 --> 01:10:46,970 | |
Did she twist her ankle, | |
maybe, or...? | |
1269 | |
01:10:46,972 --> 01:10:49,208 | |
She's never flirted before. | |
Give her a break. | |
1270 | |
01:10:53,778 --> 01:10:56,113 | |
Hello, little lady. | |
1271 | |
01:10:56,115 --> 01:10:58,150 | |
What are you doing | |
out here all alone? | |
1272 | |
01:11:00,452 --> 01:11:02,185 | |
Hey, you guys. | |
1273 | |
01:11:02,187 --> 01:11:04,754 | |
I seem to be lost. | |
1274 | |
01:11:04,756 --> 01:11:07,289 | |
Can you guys help me? | |
1275 | |
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:12,061 | |
Hello, little lady. | |
1276 | |
01:11:12,063 --> 01:11:14,165 | |
What are you doing | |
out here all alone? | |
1277 | |
01:11:18,036 --> 01:11:20,137 | |
You guys are so | |
interesting and funny. | |
1278 | |
01:11:20,139 --> 01:11:21,438 | |
What's she doing? | |
1279 | |
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:23,473 | |
What, she got a bug in her hair? | |
1280 | |
01:11:23,475 --> 01:11:26,042 | |
She's forgotten | |
all of our training. | |
1281 | |
01:11:26,044 --> 01:11:27,648 | |
Let's go. | |
1282 | |
01:11:31,718 --> 01:11:34,918 | |
Wait! I... I... I | |
have to tell you | |
1283 | |
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,221 | |
about this book | |
that I've been reading. | |
1284 | |
01:11:37,223 --> 01:11:39,154 | |
About microbiology. | |
1285 | |
01:11:39,156 --> 01:11:43,162 | |
Which is one of | |
my favorite biologies. | |
1286 | |
01:11:49,469 --> 01:11:51,134 | |
Hello, little lady. | |
1287 | |
01:11:51,136 --> 01:11:54,405 | |
What are you doing | |
out here all alone? | |
1288 | |
01:11:59,377 --> 01:12:02,782 | |
You are a badass. | |
1289 | |
01:12:05,116 --> 01:12:08,753 | |
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪ | |
1290 | |
01:12:08,755 --> 01:12:12,222 | |
♪ Every day, yeah ♪ | |
1291 | |
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:13,824 | |
Hey. | |
1292 | |
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:15,392 | |
You guys like to dance? | |
1293 | |
01:12:15,394 --> 01:12:17,261 | |
♪ ...every day ♪ | |
1294 | |
01:12:17,263 --> 01:12:23,366 | |
♪ Shadows grow so long | |
Before my eyes ♪ | |
1295 | |
01:12:23,368 --> 01:12:24,534 | |
♪ And they're moving ♪ | |
1296 | |
01:12:24,536 --> 01:12:27,404 | |
Oh, yeah, there we go. | |
1297 | |
01:12:27,406 --> 01:12:30,173 | |
♪ Across the page ♪ | |
1298 | |
01:12:30,175 --> 01:12:35,178 | |
♪ Suddenly the day | |
Turns into night ♪ | |
1299 | |
01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:36,481 | |
♪ Ooh ♪ | |
1300 | |
01:12:36,483 --> 01:12:42,352 | |
♪ Far away from the city ♪ | |
1301 | |
01:12:42,354 --> 01:12:44,789 | |
Which one, which one, which one? | |
1302 | |
01:12:46,893 --> 01:12:48,859 | |
I hate this place. | |
1303 | |
01:12:48,861 --> 01:12:52,964 | |
♪ 'Cause your love | |
Just won't... ♪ | |
1304 | |
01:12:52,966 --> 01:12:55,466 | |
Her strength is dance fighting. | |
1305 | |
01:12:55,468 --> 01:12:58,269 | |
Alex, what do you think, huh? | |
What's the move? | |
1306 | |
01:12:58,271 --> 01:12:59,936 | |
- What? | |
- What do we take? | |
1307 | |
01:12:59,938 --> 01:13:01,838 | |
- Which one? | |
- I don't know, man, okay? | |
1308 | |
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,274 | |
- I told you, I... | |
- We gotta fly. | |
1309 | |
01:13:03,276 --> 01:13:05,075 | |
The helicopter? We gotta fly. | |
1310 | |
01:13:05,077 --> 01:13:06,346 | |
I told you I don't know. | |
1311 | |
01:13:08,413 --> 01:13:09,814 | |
♪ ...light the skies ♪ | |
1312 | |
01:13:11,451 --> 01:13:17,288 | |
♪ With the help | |
Of some fireflies ♪ | |
1313 | |
01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:19,156 | |
She's kicking their ass. | |
1314 | |
01:13:19,158 --> 01:13:20,423 | |
That's our girl. | |
1315 | |
01:13:20,425 --> 01:13:22,525 | |
Yes, queen! | |
1316 | |
01:13:22,527 --> 01:13:24,396 | |
♪ ...the power to shine ♪ | |
1317 | |
01:13:24,398 --> 01:13:30,333 | |
♪ I can see them | |
Under the pine ♪ | |
1318 | |
01:13:30,335 --> 01:13:32,369 | |
She is destroying them. | |
1319 | |
01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:35,540 | |
♪ But don't hesitate ♪ | |
1320 | |
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:37,174 | |
♪ La di dah ♪ | |
1321 | |
01:13:37,176 --> 01:13:39,611 | |
♪ 'Cause your love ♪ | |
1322 | |
01:13:39,613 --> 01:13:41,580 | |
♪ Just won't wait ♪ | |
1323 | |
01:13:43,015 --> 01:13:46,317 | |
♪ Just won't wait ♪ | |
1324 | |
01:13:48,055 --> 01:13:51,989 | |
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪ | |
1325 | |
01:13:51,991 --> 01:13:54,992 | |
♪ Every day ♪ | |
1326 | |
01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:57,361 | |
♪ Wanna tell you | |
I love your way ♪ | |
1327 | |
01:13:57,363 --> 01:14:01,299 | |
♪ I wanna tell you | |
I love your way ♪ | |
1328 | |
01:14:01,301 --> 01:14:04,068 | |
♪ Wanna be with you | |
Night and day ♪ | |
1329 | |
01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:08,906 | |
♪ Every day and every way ♪ | |
1330 | |
01:14:08,908 --> 01:14:11,375 | |
- You go, girl! | |
- Yeah. | |
1331 | |
01:14:11,377 --> 01:14:13,210 | |
Woo! Woo-hoo! | |
1332 | |
01:14:13,212 --> 01:14:15,614 | |
Go, go! | |
1333 | |
01:14:15,616 --> 01:14:19,550 | |
Yes! Yes! You're my hero. | |
1334 | |
01:14:21,020 --> 01:14:22,954 | |
- We gotta go. | |
- You should give me | |
1335 | |
01:14:22,956 --> 01:14:24,289 | |
lessons in kicking ass. | |
1336 | |
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:25,322 | |
Give me a hug. | |
1337 | |
01:14:25,324 --> 01:14:26,491 | |
- Oh, my God. | |
- You did it. | |
1338 | |
01:14:26,493 --> 01:14:28,326 | |
- I did. | |
- Yeah, give me a hug, girlfriend. | |
1339 | |
01:14:28,328 --> 01:14:31,130 | |
As great of a moment as that is, | |
we ain't got the time. | |
1340 | |
01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:32,597 | |
- Yeah. | |
- They coming. | |
1341 | |
01:14:32,599 --> 01:14:34,233 | |
The motorcycle freaks is coming. | |
1342 | |
01:14:34,235 --> 01:14:36,402 | |
Seaplane! | |
We got to fly, man. | |
1343 | |
01:14:36,404 --> 01:14:39,004 | |
Nope. I can't do it. | |
1344 | |
01:14:39,006 --> 01:14:41,373 | |
Okay? I told you, | |
I'm not a good pilot. | |
1345 | |
01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:44,042 | |
Maybe we should take | |
the school bus. | |
1346 | |
01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:46,411 | |
We can't outrun no motorcycle | |
on no damn bus! | |
1347 | |
01:14:46,413 --> 01:14:48,447 | |
You picked the plane | |
and hot-air balloon. | |
1348 | |
01:14:48,449 --> 01:14:49,682 | |
Maybe pick the helicopter. | |
1349 | |
01:14:49,684 --> 01:14:52,384 | |
No, I can't do it. Okay? | |
I don't wanna die. | |
1350 | |
01:14:52,386 --> 01:14:55,519 | |
I'm freaking out a little bit. | |
1351 | |
01:14:55,521 --> 01:14:58,656 | |
Fine. I'll do it. | |
1352 | |
01:14:58,658 --> 01:15:00,660 | |
How hard can it be? | |
It's a helicopter. | |
1353 | |
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:02,560 | |
You... You press | |
a button, the... | |
1354 | |
01:15:02,562 --> 01:15:04,228 | |
They gonna spin. Okay. | |
1355 | |
01:15:04,230 --> 01:15:06,666 | |
Then after that, I got my... | |
The... The lever. | |
1356 | |
01:15:06,668 --> 01:15:08,465 | |
That's how... | |
That's how you getting | |
1357 | |
01:15:08,467 --> 01:15:09,935 | |
the forward-backward action. | |
1358 | |
01:15:09,937 --> 01:15:12,571 | |
Once we in the air, | |
I'mma be all right. | |
1359 | |
01:15:12,573 --> 01:15:14,439 | |
This, I just gotta get... | |
1360 | |
01:15:14,441 --> 01:15:16,408 | |
'Cause it ain't got | |
no step stool, so... | |
1361 | |
01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,678 | |
Let me see something. | |
I can probably just... | |
1362 | |
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,179 | |
Get in, but be careful. | |
1363 | |
01:15:20,181 --> 01:15:22,180 | |
- No, you're drunk. | |
- No way. Nuh-uh. | |
1364 | |
01:15:22,182 --> 01:15:24,450 | |
Fridge, you're drunk. | |
Give me the keys. | |
1365 | |
01:15:24,452 --> 01:15:27,052 | |
- I'm? | |
- Alex. Alex. | |
1366 | |
01:15:27,054 --> 01:15:28,386 | |
If I can fight those guys, | |
1367 | |
01:15:28,388 --> 01:15:31,189 | |
you can fly this helicopter. | |
I know you can. | |
1368 | |
01:15:31,191 --> 01:15:32,557 | |
Come on. | |
1369 | |
01:15:34,694 --> 01:15:37,228 | |
Alex. | |
1370 | |
01:15:37,230 --> 01:15:39,598 | |
This is where we need you. | |
1371 | |
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:43,038 | |
Remember, | |
you're the missing piece. | |
1372 | |
01:15:45,471 --> 01:15:49,407 | |
Seaplane McDonough | |
reporting for duty. | |
1373 | |
01:15:49,409 --> 01:15:50,608 | |
Let's go, people. | |
1374 | |
01:16:11,598 --> 01:16:13,032 | |
Whoa! | |
1375 | |
01:16:13,034 --> 01:16:15,070 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
1376 | |
01:16:22,176 --> 01:16:24,578 | |
- What's wrong? | |
- Something's broken! | |
1377 | |
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,645 | |
- What? | |
- What do you mean? | |
1378 | |
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:28,613 | |
Hang on! | |
1379 | |
01:16:34,155 --> 01:16:36,221 | |
Oh, my God, we're about to die! | |
1380 | |
01:16:36,223 --> 01:16:37,526 | |
We're about to die! | |
1381 | |
01:16:45,432 --> 01:16:47,800 | |
- Oh, my God! | |
- It won't go up! | |
1382 | |
01:16:47,802 --> 01:16:49,668 | |
- What? | |
- What do you mean? | |
1383 | |
01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:51,069 | |
The collective is busted. | |
1384 | |
01:16:51,071 --> 01:16:52,538 | |
- What? | |
- It controls the plate up there, | |
1385 | |
01:16:52,540 --> 01:16:55,074 | |
which tilts the rotors | |
and controls the pitch. | |
1386 | |
01:16:55,076 --> 01:16:57,179 | |
It's how we go up and down. | |
1387 | |
01:17:04,385 --> 01:17:06,251 | |
You guys? | |
1388 | |
01:17:06,253 --> 01:17:08,991 | |
- That can't be good. | |
- It's no way that's good news. | |
1389 | |
01:17:16,597 --> 01:17:18,132 | |
Albino rhinos! | |
1390 | |
01:17:22,170 --> 01:17:23,602 | |
They're indigenous to Jumanji. | |
1391 | |
01:17:23,604 --> 01:17:25,704 | |
They're huge, | |
white, scary, and stupid, | |
1392 | |
01:17:25,706 --> 01:17:27,477 | |
- and they eat people. | |
- No. | |
1393 | |
01:17:30,278 --> 01:17:31,645 | |
They're getting close! | |
1394 | |
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,146 | |
My stomach's starting | |
to bother me a bit. | |
1395 | |
01:17:34,148 --> 01:17:36,382 | |
- Go up! | |
- I can't go up! | |
1396 | |
01:17:36,384 --> 01:17:38,251 | |
I think I had | |
too many margaritas. | |
1397 | |
01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:45,091 | |
You guys, what are we gonna do? | |
1398 | |
01:17:45,093 --> 01:17:46,426 | |
I'll fix the helicopter. | |
1399 | |
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:47,860 | |
- Yes! | |
- Tell me what to do. | |
1400 | |
01:17:47,862 --> 01:17:50,130 | |
You gotta connect | |
the flight-control rod | |
1401 | |
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,564 | |
to the mesh plate | |
under the rotors. | |
1402 | |
01:17:51,566 --> 01:17:54,301 | |
Flight-control rod, mesh plate, | |
under the rotors. | |
1403 | |
01:17:54,303 --> 01:17:56,270 | |
- Wait, what? | |
- I'll be right back. | |
1404 | |
01:17:56,272 --> 01:18:00,273 | |
- Spencer, where are you going? | |
- Hurry up. | |
1405 | |
01:18:00,275 --> 01:18:01,808 | |
- Be careful! | |
- No, no, just hurry up! | |
1406 | |
01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:04,478 | |
All right, just | |
gonna stand on this thingy, | |
1407 | |
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,418 | |
pull myself up towards these | |
deadly helicopter blades. Okay. | |
1408 | |
01:18:10,651 --> 01:18:12,719 | |
There's the mesh plate. | |
1409 | |
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:14,453 | |
Here's that rod thingy. | |
1410 | |
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,669 | |
- Spencer! | |
- Speed it up, Alex! | |
1411 | |
01:18:36,513 --> 01:18:38,147 | |
Spencer! | |
1412 | |
01:18:40,817 --> 01:18:44,088 | |
Hurry! Come on, fix it! | |
1413 | |
01:18:49,591 --> 01:18:52,158 | |
- Oh, my God! | |
- Running out of time! | |
1414 | |
01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:54,097 | |
- Fix it, please! | |
- No, no, no. | |
1415 | |
01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:56,566 | |
Got it! | |
1416 | |
01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:06,908 | |
We made it! You did it! | |
I thought we were gonna die. | |
1417 | |
01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:08,208 | |
- Oh. | |
- Yes! | |
1418 | |
01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:09,744 | |
- Nice! | |
- Thank you. | |
1419 | |
01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:12,579 | |
- Thank you, guys. | |
- You did it. That was scary. | |
1420 | |
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:13,913 | |
Oops. | |
1421 | |
01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:15,518 | |
What? | |
1422 | |
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:18,350 | |
I dropped the jewel. | |
1423 | |
01:19:18,352 --> 01:19:19,787 | |
What? | |
1424 | |
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:20,855 | |
You dropped the jewel? | |
1425 | |
01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,323 | |
I leaned over, | |
1426 | |
01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:23,958 | |
thought I had to puke, | |
and I didn't. | |
1427 | |
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,392 | |
It came out of my backpack. | |
1428 | |
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:27,528 | |
- We need the freaking jewel! | |
- I know. | |
1429 | |
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:30,530 | |
That's-that's-that's the crazy | |
part 'cause I know we need it. | |
1430 | |
01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:32,499 | |
So we're in a pickle. | |
We're in a pickle. | |
1431 | |
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,267 | |
Turn around. | |
We gotta go get it. | |
1432 | |
01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:36,270 | |
Yeah, let's loop around. | |
Look for it. | |
1433 | |
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:37,437 | |
Everybody open your eyes. | |
1434 | |
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,343 | |
Let's all look for it | |
as a group. | |
1435 | |
01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:48,251 | |
There! I see it! | |
1436 | |
01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,525 | |
What are they doing? | |
1437 | |
01:19:57,527 --> 01:19:59,760 | |
It's like they're | |
protecting it or something. | |
1438 | |
01:19:59,762 --> 01:20:03,263 | |
- How are we gonna do this? | |
- I don't know. | |
1439 | |
01:20:03,265 --> 01:20:05,298 | |
Well, you gotta go get it, | |
right, buddy? | |
1440 | |
01:20:08,905 --> 01:20:10,837 | |
What do you need? | |
Your boomerang? | |
1441 | |
01:20:10,839 --> 01:20:12,607 | |
Maybe some scissors? | |
1442 | |
01:20:12,609 --> 01:20:14,842 | |
A pipe wrench? | |
Some shoelaces? | |
1443 | |
01:20:14,844 --> 01:20:17,846 | |
I'm your valet. Whatever | |
you need, I can get it for you. | |
1444 | |
01:20:17,848 --> 01:20:20,513 | |
Okay? You just say the word. | |
1445 | |
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:22,316 | |
- What? | |
- I'm sorry, buddy. | |
1446 | |
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:23,317 | |
Sorry for what? | |
1447 | |
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,621 | |
Ow! | |
1448 | |
01:20:33,763 --> 01:20:35,266 | |
No. | |
1449 | |
01:20:48,045 --> 01:20:49,678 | |
Turn us around. | |
1450 | |
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:51,215 | |
No! | |
1451 | |
01:20:53,716 --> 01:20:56,617 | |
Heel! Heel! Stop! | |
1452 | |
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:58,485 | |
Oh, my God! | |
1453 | |
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:00,887 | |
- No! | |
- Alex, get ready to roll us | |
1454 | |
01:21:00,889 --> 01:21:02,356 | |
- to the side. | |
- What? | |
1455 | |
01:21:03,894 --> 01:21:06,698 | |
SPENCER; When I tell you, | |
roll 90 degrees to the right. | |
1456 | |
01:21:08,032 --> 01:21:09,030 | |
Now! | |
1457 | |
01:21:13,437 --> 01:21:16,405 | |
You pushed me out | |
the helicopter, jackass! | |
1458 | |
01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:20,909 | |
Oh, wow! | |
1459 | |
01:21:20,911 --> 01:21:23,644 | |
- Spencer, you're amazing. | |
- Thank you. | |
1460 | |
01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:25,547 | |
You are a killer pilot, Alex. | |
1461 | |
01:21:25,549 --> 01:21:27,516 | |
- Thanks. | |
- You too, Spencer, | |
1462 | |
01:21:27,518 --> 01:21:29,517 | |
- you were incredible! | |
- Thank you... | |
1463 | |
01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:31,652 | |
- Hey! | |
- ...but he was amazing, our pilot. | |
1464 | |
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,387 | |
- Excuse me. | |
- You killed it. | |
1465 | |
01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:34,556 | |
Excuse me. | |
1466 | |
01:21:34,558 --> 01:21:35,723 | |
Excuse me! | |
1467 | |
01:21:35,725 --> 01:21:37,793 | |
I'm the one that | |
was a human sacrifice. | |
1468 | |
01:21:37,795 --> 01:21:41,530 | |
You don't know what's on | |
the underside of those rhinos. | |
1469 | |
01:21:41,532 --> 01:21:43,464 | |
And you don't wanna know. | |
1470 | |
01:21:43,466 --> 01:21:45,800 | |
I've seen a lot of things. | |
1471 | |
01:21:45,802 --> 01:21:47,768 | |
Felt them on my face too. | |
1472 | |
01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:50,706 | |
Things that I will never be able | |
to erase from memory. | |
1473 | |
01:21:52,076 --> 01:21:53,541 | |
Oh, that's funny to you guys. | |
1474 | |
01:21:53,543 --> 01:21:55,880 | |
Go ahead, laugh it up. | |
Get it out. | |
1475 | |
01:21:58,515 --> 01:22:00,482 | |
Guys, I've been trying | |
to get across | |
1476 | |
01:22:00,484 --> 01:22:02,416 | |
this canyon for, like, | |
20 years, okay? | |
1477 | |
01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,018 | |
Do you realize how huge this is? | |
1478 | |
01:22:08,826 --> 01:22:10,057 | |
Mosquito. | |
1479 | |
01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:12,727 | |
No, no, no! | |
Alex, no, no, no! | |
1480 | |
01:22:12,729 --> 01:22:14,929 | |
- Alex. | |
- Alex, no, no. | |
1481 | |
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:16,365 | |
Alex? | |
1482 | |
01:22:16,367 --> 01:22:18,633 | |
Alex, talk to me. | |
Wake up. Here we go. | |
1483 | |
01:22:18,635 --> 01:22:20,435 | |
Alex? He's dying. | |
1484 | |
01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:22,438 | |
No, we can't let him die. | |
We're too close! | |
1485 | |
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:23,938 | |
Does anyone know how to do CPR? | |
1486 | |
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:27,075 | |
Yeah, start with three chest | |
compressions and mouth-to-mouth. | |
1487 | |
01:22:27,077 --> 01:22:29,010 | |
One, two, three. | |
1488 | |
01:22:29,012 --> 01:22:30,713 | |
How do I do this? | |
1489 | |
01:22:30,715 --> 01:22:32,547 | |
Okay, pinch his nose, | |
open his mouth, | |
1490 | |
01:22:32,549 --> 01:22:33,815 | |
- full lip-lock. | |
- Okay. | |
1491 | |
01:22:33,817 --> 01:22:37,456 | |
Ah, one breath, two breaths, | |
then repeat. | |
1492 | |
01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:47,465 | |
Come on, Alex. | |
1493 | |
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,604 | |
Bethany, stop. Your tattoo. | |
1494 | |
01:22:53,872 --> 01:22:56,675 | |
It looks like you're giving him | |
one of your lives. | |
1495 | |
01:22:58,443 --> 01:22:59,775 | |
I'm okay with that. | |
1496 | |
01:22:59,777 --> 01:23:01,544 | |
What if you need it | |
for yourself? | |
1497 | |
01:23:01,546 --> 01:23:03,749 | |
I want Alex to come home too. | |
1498 | |
01:23:17,996 --> 01:23:20,028 | |
Oh! | |
1499 | |
01:23:26,938 --> 01:23:28,670 | |
- What happened? | |
- Alex, | |
1500 | |
01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:31,107 | |
Bethany gave you | |
one of her lives. | |
1501 | |
01:23:31,109 --> 01:23:32,474 | |
Bethany, you okay? | |
1502 | |
01:23:32,476 --> 01:23:33,675 | |
I think so. | |
1503 | |
01:23:33,677 --> 01:23:35,143 | |
Bethany, is that true? | |
1504 | |
01:23:35,145 --> 01:23:37,479 | |
You gave me one of your lives? | |
1505 | |
01:23:37,481 --> 01:23:39,482 | |
I mean, yeah, of course. | |
1506 | |
01:23:39,484 --> 01:23:41,787 | |
Thank you. | |
1507 | |
01:23:50,828 --> 01:23:52,495 | |
What? What are | |
you looking at? | |
1508 | |
01:23:52,497 --> 01:23:53,798 | |
You got a situation. | |
1509 | |
01:23:56,967 --> 01:23:59,869 | |
Oh, my God, | |
these things are crazy. | |
1510 | |
01:24:14,652 --> 01:24:16,722 | |
Twenty years, huh? | |
1511 | |
01:24:17,690 --> 01:24:19,793 | |
Yeah, I guess so. | |
1512 | |
01:24:23,761 --> 01:24:24,960 | |
You know, | |
1513 | |
01:24:24,962 --> 01:24:27,898 | |
I just keep thinking about | |
my poor parents. | |
1514 | |
01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:29,867 | |
And what they must've | |
been through. | |
1515 | |
01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:32,870 | |
And why, because I was sitting | |
in my hideout, | |
1516 | |
01:24:32,872 --> 01:24:34,706 | |
too afraid to finish the game? | |
1517 | |
01:24:38,576 --> 01:24:40,076 | |
I'm sorry. | |
1518 | |
01:24:40,078 --> 01:24:43,246 | |
I don't mean to lay this on you. | |
I'm just... | |
1519 | |
01:24:43,248 --> 01:24:45,181 | |
You're really easy to talk to. | |
1520 | |
01:24:45,183 --> 01:24:48,018 | |
No, I get it. | |
I mean, sometimes | |
1521 | |
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:51,019 | |
it's easy to get so focused | |
on your own stuff | |
1522 | |
01:24:51,021 --> 01:24:54,694 | |
that you forget other people | |
have problems too. | |
1523 | |
01:24:55,727 --> 01:24:57,126 | |
That's really deep. | |
1524 | |
01:24:57,128 --> 01:25:00,596 | |
Thanks. I feel like | |
ever since I lost my phone, | |
1525 | |
01:25:00,598 --> 01:25:02,701 | |
my other senses have | |
kind of heightened. | |
1526 | |
01:25:04,068 --> 01:25:07,606 | |
Does "phone" mean something | |
different in the future? | |
1527 | |
01:25:11,877 --> 01:25:13,911 | |
What about you, Alex? | |
What are you like? | |
1528 | |
01:25:13,913 --> 01:25:16,850 | |
In the real world. | |
What's your vibe? | |
1529 | |
01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:19,649 | |
Full-on metalhead. | |
1530 | |
01:25:19,651 --> 01:25:22,622 | |
A drummer, like my dad. | |
1531 | |
01:25:37,235 --> 01:25:38,771 | |
Hey. | |
1532 | |
01:25:40,739 --> 01:25:42,305 | |
- Hey. | |
- What are you doing? | |
1533 | |
01:25:42,307 --> 01:25:44,741 | |
I, uh, I was just | |
filling these up. | |
1534 | |
01:25:44,743 --> 01:25:46,946 | |
- Cool. | |
- Yeah. | |
1535 | |
01:25:50,915 --> 01:25:52,852 | |
I'm glad you're here. | |
I, uh, ahem... | |
1536 | |
01:25:54,686 --> 01:25:57,355 | |
- I have something to tell you. | |
- Yeah? | |
1537 | |
01:25:57,357 --> 01:25:58,988 | |
And I wanna tell you now, | |
1538 | |
01:25:58,990 --> 01:26:00,324 | |
just in case the next time | |
1539 | |
01:26:00,326 --> 01:26:04,697 | |
that we talk | |
I'm no longer brave. | |
1540 | |
01:26:07,032 --> 01:26:08,634 | |
I like you, Martha. | |
1541 | |
01:26:09,701 --> 01:26:12,270 | |
I, like, like you. | |
1542 | |
01:26:13,673 --> 01:26:16,372 | |
Like, I'm fully into you. | |
1543 | |
01:26:16,374 --> 01:26:19,208 | |
- You are? | |
- I am. | |
1544 | |
01:26:19,210 --> 01:26:20,979 | |
And I have been | |
1545 | |
01:26:20,981 --> 01:26:23,549 | |
since, like, the seventh grade. | |
1546 | |
01:26:24,850 --> 01:26:25,817 | |
Really? | |
1547 | |
01:26:27,218 --> 01:26:30,187 | |
Wowza. I don't think | |
this has ever happened before. | |
1548 | |
01:26:30,189 --> 01:26:32,957 | |
- What do you mean? | |
- Oh, I mean, like, I don't think | |
1549 | |
01:26:32,959 --> 01:26:36,893 | |
anyone's ever liked me that I... | |
I can't believe I'm doing this. | |
1550 | |
01:26:36,895 --> 01:26:38,998 | |
I never tell anyone how I fe... | |
1551 | |
01:26:41,934 --> 01:26:44,571 | |
I'm into you too, Spencer. | |
1552 | |
01:26:45,671 --> 01:26:47,904 | |
- You are? | |
- Yes. Yes! Heh, heh! | |
1553 | |
01:26:47,906 --> 01:26:51,842 | |
God, you're smart | |
and sweet and cute. | |
1554 | |
01:26:51,844 --> 01:26:53,977 | |
Yeah, I'm pretty into you. | |
1555 | |
01:26:56,116 --> 01:27:01,751 | |
Wait. Are you sure it's not | |
because of, like, all of...? | |
1556 | |
01:27:01,753 --> 01:27:03,820 | |
What? Oh, my God, no, no. | |
1557 | |
01:27:03,822 --> 01:27:06,391 | |
That is not my type. | |
I'm into nerds. | |
1558 | |
01:27:06,393 --> 01:27:08,760 | |
Really? | |
1559 | |
01:27:08,762 --> 01:27:10,227 | |
I'm a nerd. | |
1560 | |
01:27:30,050 --> 01:27:32,783 | |
- That was... I was so awful. | |
- I've never kissed anyone. | |
1561 | |
01:27:32,785 --> 01:27:35,019 | |
- You've never...? | |
- Never. That was the first time. | |
1562 | |
01:27:35,021 --> 01:27:36,454 | |
- I have never. | |
- Oh, you haven't? | |
1563 | |
01:27:36,456 --> 01:27:37,822 | |
- No. | |
- Okay. Cool. | |
1564 | |
01:27:37,824 --> 01:27:40,193 | |
You can't tell, right? | |
1565 | |
01:27:43,163 --> 01:27:45,029 | |
Come on. Hey! | |
1566 | |
01:27:45,031 --> 01:27:47,864 | |
I don't wanna see that. | |
I don't, not today. | |
1567 | |
01:27:47,866 --> 01:27:49,934 | |
While you're down here | |
professing your love | |
1568 | |
01:27:49,936 --> 01:27:52,771 | |
for one another, | |
I found the Jaguar. | |
1569 | |
01:27:52,773 --> 01:27:56,373 | |
Let's go. God! Ugh! | |
1570 | |
01:28:06,285 --> 01:28:08,920 | |
- There it is. | |
- There it is. | |
1571 | |
01:28:08,922 --> 01:28:11,026 | |
We'd better get walking. | |
1572 | |
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,884 | |
I think we just | |
follow this path. | |
1573 | |
01:28:36,983 --> 01:28:39,254 | |
No. It can't be that easy. | |
1574 | |
01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:43,190 | |
"The Defenders." | |
1575 | |
01:28:44,492 --> 01:28:46,061 | |
What does that mean? | |
1576 | |
01:28:47,127 --> 01:28:49,063 | |
There's only one way | |
to find out. | |
1577 | |
01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:53,164 | |
Fridge, | |
1578 | |
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,432 | |
give me the jewel. | |
1579 | |
01:28:58,005 --> 01:28:59,274 | |
Spencer. | |
1580 | |
01:29:14,988 --> 01:29:16,888 | |
Something's about to happen. | |
1581 | |
01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:18,923 | |
I hate those drums. | |
1582 | |
01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:22,026 | |
What, you're just gonna | |
walk in there? | |
1583 | |
01:29:22,028 --> 01:29:23,396 | |
No. | |
1584 | |
01:29:23,398 --> 01:29:27,335 | |
That's what the game wants us | |
to do. Follow the path. | |
1585 | |
01:29:28,536 --> 01:29:30,739 | |
It's a trap. | |
1586 | |
01:29:36,143 --> 01:29:38,145 | |
"When you see the elephant... | |
1587 | |
01:29:39,279 --> 01:29:41,751 | |
begin the climb." | |
1588 | |
01:29:46,987 --> 01:29:48,454 | |
I'll go through the trees. | |
1589 | |
01:29:48,456 --> 01:29:49,887 | |
- The trees? | |
- Yeah. | |
1590 | |
01:29:49,889 --> 01:29:51,390 | |
Do you think | |
that's what that means? | |
1591 | |
01:29:51,392 --> 01:29:52,490 | |
That must be it. | |
1592 | |
01:29:52,492 --> 01:29:54,293 | |
That's the move. | |
1593 | |
01:29:54,295 --> 01:29:57,162 | |
This is the final level | |
of the game. | |
1594 | |
01:29:57,164 --> 01:30:00,269 | |
And I'm pretty sure | |
this is a Bravestone thing. | |
1595 | |
01:30:05,104 --> 01:30:07,539 | |
Did he just refer to himself | |
in the third person? | |
1596 | |
01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:11,012 | |
Um, fourth person, I think. | |
1597 | |
01:30:17,452 --> 01:30:19,484 | |
How does he do that? | |
1598 | |
01:30:19,486 --> 01:30:21,920 | |
Climbing is one | |
of his strengths. | |
1599 | |
01:30:21,922 --> 01:30:24,089 | |
Oh. Gotcha. | |
1600 | |
01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:26,928 | |
Cake makes me explode. | |
1601 | |
01:30:47,614 --> 01:30:51,217 | |
- No! Spencer! | |
- Oh, my God! | |
1602 | |
01:30:51,219 --> 01:30:53,486 | |
Spencer! | |
1603 | |
01:30:53,488 --> 01:30:56,455 | |
Spencer! | |
1604 | |
01:31:00,929 --> 01:31:02,495 | |
Oh, my God, you guys. | |
Panthers. | |
1605 | |
01:31:02,497 --> 01:31:04,099 | |
No. | |
1606 | |
01:31:08,336 --> 01:31:10,873 | |
Those are jaguars. | |
1607 | |
01:31:31,393 --> 01:31:33,160 | |
Spencer! | |
1608 | |
01:31:33,162 --> 01:31:34,994 | |
Oh, my God. | |
Are you okay? | |
1609 | |
01:31:34,996 --> 01:31:37,129 | |
Yeah. I think so. | |
1610 | |
01:31:37,131 --> 01:31:40,032 | |
You still have the jewel, right? | |
1611 | |
01:31:40,034 --> 01:31:41,534 | |
- I got it. | |
- Oh, thank God. | |
1612 | |
01:31:41,536 --> 01:31:42,669 | |
Hey, what happened? | |
1613 | |
01:31:42,671 --> 01:31:45,171 | |
I don't wanna talk about it. | |
1614 | |
01:31:45,173 --> 01:31:46,973 | |
Okay, we need a new plan. | |
1615 | |
01:31:46,975 --> 01:31:48,207 | |
- Yeah. | |
- Right. | |
1616 | |
01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:50,446 | |
- Totally. | |
- Spencer, any ideas? | |
1617 | |
01:31:52,380 --> 01:31:55,051 | |
Can I speak with you | |
for a minute? | |
1618 | |
01:31:56,283 --> 01:31:57,452 | |
Now? | |
1619 | |
01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:01,891 | |
What's going on? | |
1620 | |
01:32:02,624 --> 01:32:04,156 | |
I can't do this. | |
1621 | |
01:32:04,158 --> 01:32:07,460 | |
- What are you talking about? | |
- I can't do this. | |
1622 | |
01:32:07,462 --> 01:32:10,629 | |
Okay, who am I kidding? | |
I'm not some adventurer. | |
1623 | |
01:32:10,631 --> 01:32:13,166 | |
I'm not actually brave. | |
1624 | |
01:32:13,168 --> 01:32:15,568 | |
Spencer, I just saw you | |
hanging out of a helicopter. | |
1625 | |
01:32:15,570 --> 01:32:19,038 | |
It's a lot easier to be brave | |
when you have lives to spare. | |
1626 | |
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:20,376 | |
It's a lot harder... | |
1627 | |
01:32:21,509 --> 01:32:23,710 | |
when you only have one life. | |
1628 | |
01:32:25,114 --> 01:32:28,614 | |
We-we always only have | |
one life, man. | |
1629 | |
01:32:28,616 --> 01:32:32,553 | |
Okay? That's... That's all | |
we get. That's how it works. | |
1630 | |
01:32:32,555 --> 01:32:36,255 | |
The question is, | |
is how are you gonna live it? | |
1631 | |
01:32:36,257 --> 01:32:39,162 | |
Which guy are | |
you gonna decide to be? | |
1632 | |
01:32:41,230 --> 01:32:42,729 | |
Did I just quote our principal? | |
1633 | |
01:32:42,731 --> 01:32:46,332 | |
What the hell is this game doing | |
to me? I gotta get out of here. | |
1634 | |
01:32:46,334 --> 01:32:47,600 | |
Look. | |
1635 | |
01:32:47,602 --> 01:32:50,006 | |
We can do this, man. | |
1636 | |
01:32:50,772 --> 01:32:52,342 | |
We can do it together. | |
1637 | |
01:32:56,012 --> 01:32:59,215 | |
- Together. | |
- Together. | |
1638 | |
01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:03,219 | |
You're a good friend, Fridge. | |
1639 | |
01:33:06,588 --> 01:33:08,191 | |
All right. | |
1640 | |
01:33:09,226 --> 01:33:11,493 | |
Okay. I don't know | |
video games, | |
1641 | |
01:33:11,495 --> 01:33:13,760 | |
but what I do know is football. | |
1642 | |
01:33:13,762 --> 01:33:16,697 | |
Now, those lightning-fast, | |
man-eating cats out there? | |
1643 | |
01:33:16,699 --> 01:33:18,232 | |
They're the Defenders. | |
1644 | |
01:33:18,234 --> 01:33:20,634 | |
Which means we gotta run | |
one hell of an offense. | |
1645 | |
01:33:20,636 --> 01:33:21,769 | |
You guys. | |
1646 | |
01:33:24,606 --> 01:33:26,105 | |
We gotta go. | |
1647 | |
01:33:26,107 --> 01:33:28,144 | |
All right. | |
Here's what we're gonna do. | |
1648 | |
01:33:30,678 --> 01:33:33,314 | |
We're gonna fan out | |
and run a play that I call: | |
1649 | |
01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:35,581 | |
"The Double Reverse | |
Refrigerator." | |
1650 | |
01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:38,586 | |
Bethany, | |
you go up the left side. | |
1651 | |
01:33:38,588 --> 01:33:40,254 | |
I'll go up the right. | |
1652 | |
01:33:40,256 --> 01:33:42,156 | |
Alex, you'll draw the defense, | |
1653 | |
01:33:42,158 --> 01:33:43,624 | |
so Spencer can go up the middle. | |
1654 | |
01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:45,526 | |
- I'll go with Spencer. | |
- No. | |
1655 | |
01:33:45,528 --> 01:33:47,528 | |
There's something else | |
we need you to do. | |
1656 | |
01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:52,399 | |
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪ | |
1657 | |
01:33:52,401 --> 01:33:55,402 | |
♪ Every day, yeah ♪ | |
1658 | |
01:33:55,404 --> 01:33:58,839 | |
♪ Ooh, baby I love your way ♪ | |
1659 | |
01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,475 | |
You guys like to dance? | |
1660 | |
01:34:02,312 --> 01:34:07,417 | |
♪ Shadows grow so long | |
Before my eyes ♪ | |
1661 | |
01:34:17,427 --> 01:34:19,594 | |
Hey! Over here! | |
1662 | |
01:34:19,596 --> 01:34:21,565 | |
Come and get me! | |
1663 | |
01:34:35,712 --> 01:34:39,747 | |
♪ I wanna tell you, I wanna | |
Tell you, I wanna tell you ♪ | |
1664 | |
01:34:45,856 --> 01:34:48,358 | |
No! No. | |
1665 | |
01:34:59,669 --> 01:35:01,205 | |
- Thanks. | |
- Sure. | |
1666 | |
01:35:03,707 --> 01:35:05,476 | |
Get to the statue. Go! | |
1667 | |
01:35:25,695 --> 01:35:27,197 | |
Oh, no! I... | |
1668 | |
01:36:02,865 --> 01:36:06,437 | |
Ah, whoa, whoa. | |
1669 | |
01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:39,735 | |
Oh, man. Okay. | |
1670 | |
01:36:39,737 --> 01:36:41,803 | |
Stay calm, don't panic. | |
1671 | |
01:36:41,805 --> 01:36:43,441 | |
Stop! | |
1672 | |
01:36:47,978 --> 01:36:49,780 | |
It's the elephant and the mouse. | |
1673 | |
01:36:51,549 --> 01:36:52,948 | |
What's up? | |
1674 | |
01:36:52,950 --> 01:36:54,917 | |
Mouse Finbar. | |
1675 | |
01:36:54,919 --> 01:36:57,019 | |
Zoologist. | |
1676 | |
01:36:57,021 --> 01:36:59,622 | |
Zoologist and... | |
1677 | |
01:36:59,624 --> 01:37:01,792 | |
And backpack guy. | |
1678 | |
01:37:21,013 --> 01:37:24,417 | |
Give me the jewel, | |
or your friend dies. | |
1679 | |
01:37:26,017 --> 01:37:28,316 | |
- Don't give it to him! | |
- Quiet! | |
1680 | |
01:37:28,318 --> 01:37:29,753 | |
Stop! | |
1681 | |
01:37:34,524 --> 01:37:37,496 | |
Take me instead, okay? | |
1682 | |
01:37:46,071 --> 01:37:47,639 | |
Give me the jewel. | |
1683 | |
01:37:48,706 --> 01:37:50,038 | |
I can't do that. | |
1684 | |
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:51,873 | |
Five. | |
1685 | |
01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:55,343 | |
- Four, three... | |
- I can't give you the jewel. | |
1686 | |
01:37:55,345 --> 01:37:56,745 | |
- Spencer. | |
- Two! | |
1687 | |
01:37:56,747 --> 01:37:58,781 | |
Because I don't have it! | |
1688 | |
01:38:06,425 --> 01:38:08,326 | |
Zoology, bitch! | |
1689 | |
01:38:19,805 --> 01:38:21,737 | |
No, no, no! Don't... | |
1690 | |
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:31,181 | |
Douche bag! You suck! | |
1691 | |
01:38:35,052 --> 01:38:37,422 | |
- Elephant. | |
- "Begin the climb." | |
1692 | |
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,525 | |
Leave her alone! | |
1693 | |
01:38:42,527 --> 01:38:44,494 | |
Get up there, | |
I'll get the jewel to you. | |
1694 | |
01:38:44,496 --> 01:38:45,728 | |
- Martha. | |
- Trust me. | |
1695 | |
01:38:45,730 --> 01:38:47,699 | |
- I'll get it to you. Go. | |
- Okay. | |
1696 | |
01:38:54,706 --> 01:38:56,542 | |
Go, Martha! | |
1697 | |
01:39:04,015 --> 01:39:05,382 | |
Alex! | |
1698 | |
01:40:05,511 --> 01:40:07,414 | |
I'll take that. | |
1699 | |
01:40:19,859 --> 01:40:22,192 | |
Game over. | |
1700 | |
01:40:32,070 --> 01:40:33,707 | |
I don't think so. | |
1701 | |
01:40:38,578 --> 01:40:39,913 | |
Venom's my weakness. | |
1702 | |
01:41:09,842 --> 01:41:10,844 | |
Go, Spencer. | |
1703 | |
01:41:20,853 --> 01:41:21,923 | |
No. | |
1704 | |
01:41:33,866 --> 01:41:35,502 | |
- Yeah! - Wow! | |
- Yeah. | |
1705 | |
01:41:48,681 --> 01:41:50,148 | |
"Call out its name." | |
1706 | |
01:41:50,150 --> 01:41:51,283 | |
Call out its name! | |
1707 | |
01:41:51,285 --> 01:41:53,017 | |
Call out its name, everyone! | |
1708 | |
01:41:53,019 --> 01:41:54,618 | |
Jumanji! | |
1709 | |
01:41:54,620 --> 01:41:58,089 | |
Jumanji! | |
1710 | |
01:42:38,932 --> 01:42:40,998 | |
- I think we did it. | |
- I think we won. | |
1711 | |
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,901 | |
I think we did. | |
1712 | |
01:42:42,903 --> 01:42:45,070 | |
Guys, it's Nigel. | |
1713 | |
01:42:45,072 --> 01:42:46,705 | |
Nigel. | |
1714 | |
01:42:54,882 --> 01:42:57,216 | |
Well done, intrepid adventurers! | |
1715 | |
01:42:57,218 --> 01:42:58,716 | |
You lifted the curse! | |
1716 | |
01:42:58,718 --> 01:43:01,019 | |
All of Jumanji thanks you. | |
1717 | |
01:43:01,021 --> 01:43:02,320 | |
Your work here is done. | |
1718 | |
01:43:02,322 --> 01:43:05,290 | |
So, sadly, | |
this is where we part. | |
1719 | |
01:43:05,292 --> 01:43:07,158 | |
Seaplane McDonough, | |
1720 | |
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:08,864 | |
let me shake your hand. | |
1721 | |
01:43:16,069 --> 01:43:17,572 | |
Alex. | |
1722 | |
01:43:22,175 --> 01:43:24,611 | |
Adieu, Professor Oberon. | |
1723 | |
01:43:30,384 --> 01:43:31,986 | |
Later, dude. | |
1724 | |
01:43:37,991 --> 01:43:39,991 | |
I'll miss you the most, | |
my little Mouse. | |
1725 | |
01:43:39,993 --> 01:43:42,096 | |
Get me the hell out of here. | |
1726 | |
01:43:49,836 --> 01:43:51,871 | |
Farewell, Ruby Roundhouse. | |
1727 | |
01:43:53,141 --> 01:43:54,739 | |
Wait. | |
1728 | |
01:43:54,741 --> 01:43:56,711 | |
What if we didn't go back? | |
1729 | |
01:43:58,211 --> 01:43:59,814 | |
I just... | |
1730 | |
01:44:00,915 --> 01:44:04,720 | |
I like being like this. | |
With you. | |
1731 | |
01:44:05,719 --> 01:44:08,988 | |
Then let's be like this, | |
1732 | |
01:44:08,990 --> 01:44:10,858 | |
every day. | |
1733 | |
01:44:12,192 --> 01:44:14,662 | |
Just come home. | |
1734 | |
01:44:31,713 --> 01:44:33,181 | |
Dr. Bravestone. | |
1735 | |
01:44:45,460 --> 01:44:48,930 | |
Nigel, I'm ready to go home. | |
1736 | |
01:44:49,863 --> 01:44:51,800 | |
Farewell, my good man. | |
1737 | |
01:44:56,737 --> 01:44:58,874 | |
See you later, Bravestone. | |
1738 | |
01:45:28,936 --> 01:45:30,136 | |
Oh, my God. | |
1739 | |
01:45:30,138 --> 01:45:33,439 | |
Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes! | |
I'm back, baby! | |
1740 | |
01:45:33,441 --> 01:45:36,176 | |
I will never complain | |
about my body ever again. | |
1741 | |
01:45:36,178 --> 01:45:37,476 | |
Oh, thank God. | |
1742 | |
01:45:37,478 --> 01:45:38,980 | |
Oh, I missed you. | |
1743 | |
01:45:45,086 --> 01:45:46,188 | |
Where's Alex? | |
1744 | |
01:46:08,544 --> 01:46:10,846 | |
Wait, look. | |
1745 | |
01:46:14,282 --> 01:46:15,852 | |
Freak House? | |
1746 | |
01:46:19,554 --> 01:46:21,222 | |
Do you think...? | |
1747 | |
01:46:21,224 --> 01:46:23,826 | |
That means, maybe... | |
1748 | |
01:46:33,969 --> 01:46:35,971 | |
- Grandpa! | |
- Hey! | |
1749 | |
01:46:37,372 --> 01:46:41,074 | |
Come here. Come here. | |
Oh, that's my girl. | |
1750 | |
01:46:41,076 --> 01:46:44,377 | |
- Hi! | |
- So good to see you. | |
1751 | |
01:46:44,379 --> 01:46:47,048 | |
Come on. Come on | |
and say hi to Grandma. | |
1752 | |
01:46:47,050 --> 01:46:49,149 | |
- Alex? | |
- Hey, Dad, when you get a sec, | |
1753 | |
01:46:49,151 --> 01:46:51,585 | |
- could you give us a hand? | |
- Yeah. | |
1754 | |
01:46:51,587 --> 01:46:54,119 | |
Oh, that is some tree. | |
1755 | |
01:46:54,121 --> 01:46:57,093 | |
- Yeah, it's not too bad. | |
- Yeah. | |
1756 | |
01:47:01,564 --> 01:47:03,330 | |
Hey, Dad, will you | |
give me a second? | |
1757 | |
01:47:03,332 --> 01:47:05,935 | |
- Oh, yeah, sure. | |
- I'll be right back. | |
1758 | |
01:47:20,115 --> 01:47:21,217 | |
Bethany? | |
1759 | |
01:47:23,652 --> 01:47:26,823 | |
- Spencer? | |
- Yeah. | |
1760 | |
01:47:27,523 --> 01:47:28,589 | |
Ruby Roundhouse? | |
1761 | |
01:47:32,327 --> 01:47:34,131 | |
And that would make you Fridge. | |
1762 | |
01:47:38,635 --> 01:47:40,668 | |
I'm stoked to see you. | |
1763 | |
01:47:40,670 --> 01:47:42,206 | |
All of you. | |
1764 | |
01:47:43,439 --> 01:47:45,973 | |
- You made it back. | |
- Yeah, I did. | |
1765 | |
01:47:45,975 --> 01:47:48,979 | |
It spit me out | |
right where I started, so... | |
1766 | |
01:47:50,279 --> 01:47:51,611 | |
1996. | |
1767 | |
01:47:51,613 --> 01:47:54,581 | |
And your parents and your house? | |
1768 | |
01:47:54,583 --> 01:47:57,421 | |
Yeah, they... All good, bro. | |
1769 | |
01:48:00,989 --> 01:48:03,257 | |
You're an adult now. | |
1770 | |
01:48:03,259 --> 01:48:04,692 | |
You have a family. | |
1771 | |
01:48:04,694 --> 01:48:06,626 | |
I do, yeah. | |
1772 | |
01:48:06,628 --> 01:48:08,629 | |
This is Andy. | |
1773 | |
01:48:08,631 --> 01:48:10,232 | |
And then my daughter... | |
1774 | |
01:48:10,234 --> 01:48:13,471 | |
My daughter's name is Bethany. | |
1775 | |
01:48:16,005 --> 01:48:18,438 | |
We named her after the girl | |
who saved my life. | |
1776 | |
01:48:25,382 --> 01:48:27,485 | |
So stoked. Heh. | |
1777 | |
01:48:47,437 --> 01:48:48,702 | |
Yo. | |
1778 | |
01:48:48,704 --> 01:48:50,173 | |
Yo. | |
1779 | |
01:48:51,173 --> 01:48:54,742 | |
You wanna go backpacking? | |
1780 | |
01:48:54,744 --> 01:48:57,144 | |
Like, in nature? | |
1781 | |
01:48:57,146 --> 01:49:00,014 | |
Yeah, but, like, somewhere, | |
like, really amazing. | |
1782 | |
01:49:00,016 --> 01:49:02,617 | |
Next summer? | |
What do you think? | |
1783 | |
01:49:02,619 --> 01:49:05,155 | |
- Are you okay? | |
- Hey. | |
1784 | |
01:49:06,322 --> 01:49:08,254 | |
Oh, um, I'll catch you later. | |
1785 | |
01:49:08,256 --> 01:49:10,060 | |
I'll see you after class? | |
1786 | |
01:49:11,061 --> 01:49:13,161 | |
- Hey! | |
- Hello. | |
1787 | |
01:49:13,163 --> 01:49:15,263 | |
- Hey. | |
- So, uh, anything... | |
1788 | |
01:49:15,265 --> 01:49:16,997 | |
interesting happen lately? | |
1789 | |
01:49:16,999 --> 01:49:19,033 | |
No, I can't think of anything. | |
1790 | |
01:49:19,035 --> 01:49:20,367 | |
Yeah. Heh. | |
1791 | |
01:49:20,369 --> 01:49:22,069 | |
Have you guys talked to Martha? | |
1792 | |
01:49:22,071 --> 01:49:24,571 | |
Oh, I was texting her | |
this weekend. | |
1793 | |
01:49:24,573 --> 01:49:27,044 | |
Have you talked to her? | |
1794 | |
01:49:28,044 --> 01:49:30,046 | |
Hey. There she is. | |
1795 | |
01:49:35,084 --> 01:49:38,221 | |
Go get that girl, | |
Dr. Bravestone. | |
1796 | |
01:49:45,796 --> 01:49:47,162 | |
Hi. | |
1797 | |
01:49:47,164 --> 01:49:49,331 | |
- Hi. | |
- I really... | |
1798 | |
01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:51,233 | |
- I really wanted to call you. | |
- I get it. | |
1799 | |
01:49:51,235 --> 01:49:53,167 | |
Sorry, I don't know | |
why I didn't call. | |
1800 | |
01:49:53,169 --> 01:49:54,502 | |
It's weird being out and, | |
1801 | |
01:49:54,504 --> 01:49:57,505 | |
not, like, knowing, | |
like, what's going on and... | |
1802 | |
01:50:01,311 --> 01:50:02,645 | |
What? | |
1803 | |
01:50:16,092 --> 01:50:17,561 | |
Smoldering. | |
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