the shitty node.js code for @usum_bot on twitter

start.js

//Initiate Twitter
var TwitterPackage = require('twitter');
var secret = {
    //in reality i have the corresponding data with it's name below
    consumer_key: 'hahanope',
    consumer_secret: 'redacted',
    access_token_key: 'nonono, not in my house',
    access_token_secret: 'woop'
  }
var Twitter = new TwitterPackage(secret);

//Tweet Function
function tweet(message) {
    Twitter.post('statuses/update', {status: message},  function(error, tweet, response){
        if(error){
            console.log(error);
            console.log("Error! See JSON response for error.");
        }
        console.log(tweet);  // Tweet body.
        console.log(response);  // Raw response object.
        console.log("Tweeted!");
    });
}

//initial date for first launch
var initdate = Date();
console.log("Bot loaded... Testing Twitter...");
tweet("The bot has started! "+initdate);

//Start!
setInterval(function(){ 
    //get date
    var date = new Date();
    var time = date.getHours()+":"+date.getMinutes()+":"+date.getSeconds();
    
    //debug
    //console.log(time);

    //check for midnight
    if (time == "0:0:0") {
        //we need a tweet!

        //do the math for how many days left
        //1510894800000 = Nov 11, 2017
        var current = date.getTime();
        var release = 1510894800000;
        var math = +release - +current;

        //convert from milliseconds to days left
        //86400000 = 1000mili*60sec*60min*24hrs
        var newmath = Math.trunc(+math/86400000);
        
        if (newmath == 0) {
            tweet("It's here! :)))))))))))))");
            process.exit();
        }

        tweet(newmath+" days left till US/UM!");
    };
}, 1000);