PHP on Heroku (please don't do this)

readme.md

So Heroku's Cedar stack supports PHP but they're not exactly proud of it as it's not really mentioned anywhere apart from the Heroku & Facebook apps page

Try it out:

mkdir heroku-php
cd heroku-php
git init
heroku create --stack cedar

echo "<?php phpinfo();" > index.php
git add index.php
git commit -m "First commit"
git push heroku master