For Alyssa

alyssa-changes-all-the-text.php

<?php
/**
 * Plugin Name: Alyssa Gets to Change Her Text
 * Plugin URI: https://bradgriffin.me
 * Description: Engage Maverick | ENGAGE! Make a conversation with your customer and customize EVERY piece of Text!
 * Version: 1
 * Author: Brad
 * Author URI: https://bradgriffin.me
 * Requires at least: 4.6
 * Tested up to: 4.6
**/


/* USE THIS ---> https://wordpress.org/plugins/code-snippets | Then GoTo Snippets --> Add New > Copy & Paste the code below */
/* or via FTP, drop this file into the /plugins folder right next to all the other plugins! #whoop! */ 
/* Or add the code to your child themes functions.php */
/* See the pattern below? Take the text you want to change & put in between the single quote right after the word case */
/* Now add the NEW text that you want on the next line between the single quotes */

add_filter( 'gettext', 'bkg_text_strings', 20, 3 );

function bkg_text_strings( $translated_text, $text, $domain ) {
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Cart Totals' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Here are your items!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Billing Details' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Lets Talk About You', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Your order' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Sweetness! Here Are Your Items!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Shop' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Grab Whatever You Need!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Add To Cart' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Heck Yeah!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'No products in the cart.' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Awww. Look at that lonely Cart. It seems so Empty!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Your cart is currently empty.' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Your Cart Seems So Empty. Lets fill it Up!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	switch ( $translated_text ) {
		case 'Continue to payment' :
			$translated_text = __( 'Great Job! Now Click Here To Finish!', 'woocommerce' );
			break;
	}
	return $translated_text;
}
add_filter( 'gettext', 'bkg_text_strings', 20, 3 );