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Top 100 effects of aging. – List

Top 100 effects of aging.

Aging is the biggest source of evil in life and the loss of everything that you are. Aging is the black hole of your life.

Mentioned points might overlap.
Feel free to share your thoughts, ask questions and suggest changes in the comments.

List by @CircumCrippled.


(Incomplete yet.)

  1. Death
  2. Currently irreversible, permanent damage and futility. — Anything in this list will stick with you for the rest of your life and just deterioate.
  3. Loss of control and self-determination over life.
  4. Biologically negative health bias.
  5. Increasing risk of all types of cancer.
  6. Increasking risk of heart disease.
  7. Increasking risk of dementia.
  8. Increased risk of every other disease.
  9. Physical decline.
  10. More vulnerable to injuries and longer-lasgting damage.
  11. Relying on nursing and care, also known as “assisted living”. — Imagine relying on external help for getting on a bus! How much fun does that sound like? Also, instead of flourishing like you did in childhood, you are decaying and doomed.
  12. Increased vulnerability to crimes.
  13. Cognitive decline (increasing forgetfulness, decreasing ability to learn and memorize information, slower thinking and reaction speeds. Say good bye to your cognitive abilities in old age!)
  14. Loss of freedom and independence.
  15. Loss of female fertility.
  16. Loss of sexual function. — Get ready to rely on medical help to experience a fraction of what young, intact men can experience.
  • Erectile dysfunction (especially in circumcised men).
  • Vaginal dryness. (a disaster in combination with a circumcised man's obnoxiously dry and keratinized glans)
  • Poor oxytocine production in brain.
  1. Loss of sight.
  2. Presbyopia: Say hello to being chained to reading glasses for the rest of your life. Make sure you don't break or lose 'em!
  3. Hearing loss. (Diminishing sound clarity, restricted frequency range.)
  4. Loss of taste buds.
  5. Higher risk of tonsil stones — Get ready for pain in the urethra.
  6. Diminished ability to perceive love and positive emotions.
  7. Hopelessness — Old age means having no significant future.
  8. Higher risk of depression.
  9. Frailty of bones due to loss of bone density.
  10. Shaky hands. Your camera better have an outstanding OIS.
  11. Higher risk of clogged and blocked arteries.
  12. Loss of muscle tissue.
  13. Loss of physical balance.
  14. Higher risk of urinary stone.
  15. Metabolism issues.
  16. Dental issues (potentially reliant on externalk
  17. Loss of physical attractiveness (not crucial for survival, but for social acceptance and attractiveness, especially as a woman)
  18. Skin dryness.
  19. SKin itchiness.
  20. Skin sagging.
  21. Ugly and messy grey hair in women.
  22. Male hair loss (balding looks fine if you happen to be Dwayne Johnson, but not many other faces)
  23. Damage to vocal cords: Obnoxious sounding voice of most elderly women that sounds like screechy chalk. Example: Annegret Kramp(f)-Karrenbauer's voice. (Might not affect all women, but many.)
  24. Ugly broken jawline
  25. Ugly age spoots
  26. Potential appearance of “Merkel's mouth” (ugly lines next to mouth, clearly visible in Angela Merkel(age 65)'s and also Queen Elizabeth(age 93)'s face).
  27. Higher awareness of evanescence
  28. Higher awareness of mortality.
  29. Disgusting body odors.
  30. Random sorenesses.
  31. Social disposal (e.g. “ok boomer”).

Not sorted in yet

  • Anhedonia

Doesn't quite sound like fun, does it?


https://phobia.wikia.org/wiki/Gerascophobia

That is why aging should be cured as soon as possible. To spare people from this bitter insanity.
People deserve better than suffering and being biologically slaughtered into death.

Disclaimer: This list by no means implies any personal hate against elderly and ugly people (being born a long time ago is no one's fault after all), but clarifies how much of a biological disaster aging is.
Your inescapeable killer.

The purpose of this list is to blackpill everyone who glorifies aging and death in any way such as using religion or obnoxious euphemisms such as “golden years”.

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