Catfish-Man

As seen here: https://twitter.com/Catfish_Man/status/721914376664408064

Loosely based on http://inhousecook.blogspot.com/2013/09/paprika-chicken-and-ravioli-with-brown.html

Preheat oven to 375F

Chop off a hunk of onion - we had half of one left, so I took about 3/4" off the center, plus a bit more when that looked skimpy

In an oven-safe pan (I used a big cast iron one) saute the onion over medium-low heat in a few tablespoons of unsalted butter until it's brown and translucent

Catfish-Man

#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>
#import <objc/runtime.h>

NS_ROOT_CLASS
@interface KVOTest

@end

@implementation KVOTest

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#import <Foundation/Foundation.h>

static const char *alphabet = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";

NSString *badKey(int idx) {
    char *buffer = malloc(4096);
    memset(buffer, 'A', 4096 * sizeof(char));
    //NSString hashes the beginning, middle, and end of long strings, so we want our keys to differ only in other places.
    //-isEqual: also compares from front to back, so to exaggerate the problem, I placed the differences in the keys about 3/4 of the way through the string
    buffer[3072] = alphabet[arc4random_uniform(52)];

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import Foundation

func measure(work:Void->Void) {
    let start = NSDate()
    for _ in 0..<100000 {
        work()
    }
    let elapsed = -(start.timeIntervalSinceNow)
    print(elapsed)
}

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#import "Controller.h"

#define ENABLE_INLINE
#ifdef ENABLE_INLINE
#define INLINE static inline
#else
#define INLINE
#endif

static inline int INDEX(char letter) {

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#!/usr/sbin/dtrace -q -s
/*
CFPreferencesServer$target:::request {
printf("REQUEST from pid %d at %Y ( domain: %s, user: %s, host: %s, container: %s, managed: %d)\n",
    arg0,
    walltimestamp,
    arg1 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg1) : "(NULL)",
    arg2 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg2) : "(NULL)",
    arg3 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg3) : "(NULL)",
    arg4 != NULL ? copyinstr(arg4) : "(NULL)",

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import Foundation

class Test
{
    func testing2(var x : Int) -> Int
    {
        if x % 3 == 0 {
            x += 10
        }
        x++