So I get infinite comments, eh?

comments.cpl

# So this programming language is all about comments. And nothing else.

/* It can be found at http://c-p-l.sourceforge.net/ */

-- I'm not sure what this program does... or should do. It's just comments.
' Techinically by the rules that means this program can be as long as I want
REM But unfortunatelly it doesn't do anything.
// I guess you can say that it does nothing...
% This programming language sucks... I'll never win the Bose headphones this way
{ :( }

! So... Um... I guess I should figure out how this program captures Engineering Health...
<!-- Er... um... I guess because we comment our code a lot??? Maybe??? -->
@ Okay, so maybe it doesn't. But I really want to win... Maybe I should try something else...