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<title>First Hand Donator</title> | |
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<meta name="author" content="Jason W. Thompson" /> | |
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# So this programming language is all about comments. And nothing else. | |
/* It can be found at http://c-p-l.sourceforge.net/ */ | |
-- I'm not sure what this program does... or should do. It's just comments. | |
' Techinically by the rules that means this program can be as long as I want | |
REM But unfortunatelly it doesn't do anything. | |
// I guess you can say that it does nothing... | |
% This programming language sucks... I'll never win the Bose headphones this way | |
{ :( } |
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# Sorry... This was the first thing I thought of when I was trying to figure | |
# out how to capture Engineering Health in code... :D | |
import sys | |
import random | |
print("A wild Engineering Health has appeared!") | |
print("Magikarp! Go get 'em!") | |
while 1==1: |
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Engineering Health a la Code. | |
Many people wonder what the ingredients of an Engineering Health engineer is. Look no further! | |
This chef recipe will help you create the perfect Engineering Health engineer! | |
For the story about how this came to be, please read https://connect.ucern.com/blogs/jasonthompson/2014/10/14/2-competition | |
Ingredients. | |
101 l eggs | |
110 l nectarines | |
103 l grapes |
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<html><head><title>Trivia Night!</title></head><body><h1>Trivia Round 1: Ponies, Power Rangers, or Pokémon!</h1><form method="GET" action="quiz.php"> | |
<p>Please choose whether each item is a Pokémon, a Power Ranger character (any series), or a character from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"</p><? | |
# One of my favorite things about the Engineering Health culture is the trivia nights. We typically have two | |
# Trivia nights a year. Once during our annual DevCon conference, and one on Programmer Day. This year we | |
# dominated. Well, almost. We got third. But it was close! Now if this was a category, we would have won! | |
class TriviaItem { public $name; public $type; function __construct($name, $type) { $this->name = $name; $this->type = $type; } }; | |
$items=[new TriviaItem("Zororak","Pokémon"), new TriviaItem("Zorua", "Pokémon"), new TriviaItem("Zordon", "Power Rangers"), new TriviaItem("Zygarde", "Pokémon"), | |
new TriviaItem("Ziggy", "Power Rangers"), new TriviaItem("Zurgane", "Power Rangers"), new TriviaItem("Zir |
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#!/bin/perl | |
# Who doesn't like a good Japh? | |
$_="Cerner Corporation"; | |
s/C/Just/g; | |
s/[Nerd]+/ Another/gi; | |
s/[Joust]{5}/ing/gi; | |
s/(?<=.{12})[Phone Art]{10}/ Health/gi; | |
s/(?:(?<=^.{12} )|.{16}$)/Engineer/g; | |
print; |
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1 REM BEING A CERNER ENGINEER MEANS HAVING TINKERING IN YOUR BLOOD | |
2 REM THIS IS A PROGRAM I WROTE IN THE THIRD GRADE IN A NOTEBOOK | |
3 REM YOU CAN'T WIN | |
4 REM TYPE THIS INTO A COMMODORE 64 EMULATOR. IT'LL WORK | |
10 LET A%=16 | |
20 PRINT "THERE ARE"+STR$(A%)+" MATCHES LEFT. TAKE 1 OR 2" | |
30 INPUT B% | |
40 IF B%=1 OR B%=2 THEN GOTO 70 | |
50 PRINT "ONLY PICK 1 OR 2" | |
60 GOTO 30 |
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#!/bin/bash | |
# All programming journeys begin the same. By saying "Hello World!" | |
# It's a fun greeting that is inviting and yet simple. It says, | |
# "I've got the whole world ahead of me in this new programming | |
# language and I just want to say, 'Hello!'" | |
# When I began my journey here at Cerner, I had the same feeling | |
# as starting a new language. I was excited and ready to learn. | |
# To grow. But most important to start. | |
# So for my first entry in the 2^5 competition, I simply |