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$n="`n" | |
$l = @{ | |
C=@({"I get knocked down,$((&$l.A)[0])ut I get up again$((&$l.A)[1])"},{"You are never gonna keep me down"}) | |
V={"$(((("Whiskey","Vodka"),("Lager","Cider") | %{($_ | %{"He drinks a $_ drink"}) -join ", "}),(("good","best") | %{"He sings the songs that remind him of the $_ times"}) | %{$_}) -join $n)`n($(switch ($_) {2 {"Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy"}; 4 {"Don't cry for me, next door neighbor"}}))"} | |
A={if($lp -le 5){@(" b","")}else{@(" (we'll be singing)`nB","$(if($lp -gt 9){" (pissing the night away)"})")}} | |
} | |
$out = 1..20 | %{ | |
$lp = $_ | |
if ($_ -le 5){ | |
if ($_ % 2 -eq 0){ | |
& $l.V | |
} | |
else { | |
(1..4 | %{ | |
($l.C|%{&$_}) | |
}) -join "`n" | |
} | |
} else { | |
((($l.C|%{&$_}) -join "`n"),($(switch([int]($_ % 2 -eq 0)){0{"ooh)"};1{"when we're winning)"}}))) -join " (" | |
} | |
} | |
write-host ($out -join "`n`n") |
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