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I want to flip A-Train.
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Why the fuck would I ever talk to you?
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'<i>Cause
you gave Starlight that footage.</i>
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Surveillance footage was taken
from Crime Analytics
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and given to Starlight.
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She just wanted some help...
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- She confessed. Leak plugged.
- You don't think
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the next word out of her mouth
might've been useful?
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My dad's about to die.
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<i>I need a dose of Compound V
and I need it today.</i>
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What the fuck?
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<i>What happens when he finds out
you murdered his family?</i>
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- It was me.
- What was you?
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I'm so sorry.
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I hate you.
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Kimiko!
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<i>Starlight visited a clinic
and she had an abortion.</i>
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Baby killer!
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<i>What happened to me back there?</i>
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{\an8} <i>Welcome to Godolkin University.</i>
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<i>The virus only affects Supes.</i>
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It attaches to the Compound V
in their blood.
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Concentrate the dose.
Let's see how sick we can make her.
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- Is this all of it?
- Yeah.
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You're the only one
who knows how to replicate it.
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<i>In a world of chaos,
some things never change.</i>
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<i>That good will always win.</i>
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<i>That love conquers all.</i>
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{\an8}<i>And that heroes will answer the call
to protect, to inspire.</i>
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<i>Welcome to the V52 Expo.</i>
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<i>Now please give a big round of applause
for your hosts</i>
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<i>Cameron Coleman and The Deep.</i>
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Homelander.
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- Nice trip home?
- Thank you, Superfans.
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We are so excited to be here
with you, celebrating another year...
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This turnout.
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They love the fuck out of you.
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Talk about bread and circus.
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<i>...G-Men: World War</i> trilogy,
scheduled for release this summer,
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<i>G-Men: World War III.</i>
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And it's just one
of the many new projects we've got
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- coming to you on the VCU timeline.
- Phases seven through 19.
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Which we'll be sharing with you all
today in exhaustive detail.
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Are you okay?
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Is there anything, like,
buzzing or tingling or... weird?
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No, I'm telling you. I feel great.
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Are you absolutely sure I had a stroke?
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- Yes.
- What's the last thing you remember?
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Let me see... I was at Smart & Final,
I was buying a family pack of pizza rolls.
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They didn't have pepperoni,
so I had to get supreme.
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- Or was it Triple Meat?
- Dad.
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No, it was supreme.
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I remember it had
the little green pepper specks in it.
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Dad! Forget about the fucking pizza rolls.
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Well, he sure sounds like himself.
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Yeah. I mean, if I was as bad as they
say, then I-I-I shouldn't be alive, right?
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I mean, it's a true blue miracle.
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Why don't you get some rest?
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Okay? Mom and I are gonna go
find you a Diet Snapple.
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Okay!
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You gave him the V?
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Yeah. I thought that's what you wanted.
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It fell out of your coat.
I don't understand.
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Why did you bring it
if you didn't want to use it?
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Look, I wanted to. I...
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I did. But then I didn't.
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Okay? It's just that I've...
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I've seen that shit go wrong
so many times.
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Well, it's got to go right
sometimes, right?
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I mean, otherwise
there wouldn't be any Supes.
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Look at him. He's fine.
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<i>Tonight,
on</i> Vought's Funniest Pet Attacks...
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Well, um...
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You grew up without one parent.
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I just couldn't bear
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the thought of you losing another one.
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Sorry.
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<i>Guess Starlight can't decide
whether to rape a baby or kill it.</i>
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<i>Well, I am pressing charges for assault,
and that's for damn sure.</i>
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<i>And even though the police say
she had an "alibi,"</i>
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<i>we all know she had
something to do with Ezekiel's murder.</i>
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<i>This is a biblical war
of good versus evil, folks.</i>
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<i>And I'm declaring hunting season
on Starlighters.</i>
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<i>Now, on the subject of baby-killers,
let's welcome our guest</i>
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<i>Dr. Dorian Boone.</i>
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<i>Dr. Boone, what'd Starlight's baby feel
when she murdered it?</i>
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{\an8}<i>There was a study done
at Samaritan's Embrace University</i>
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{\an8}<i>on ferrets which proves
unborn babies feel pain</i>
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{\an8} <i>as early as conception.</i>
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<i>What am I</i>
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supposed to do with her
home for two weeks, Marvin?
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I have a job.
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- So do I.
- And the boy needed stitches,
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which you can be sure
we're going to get the bill for.
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Suspended for fighting, baby?
This ain't like you.
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- Dad, I...
- Uh-uh.
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What were you thinking?
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He said Homelander's a hero,
so I told him the truth.
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Then he told me to f-word off,
so I hit him!
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Baby, fighting is not
how you solve problems.
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Why not? That's what you do.
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Sweetie, go to your room.
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Go to your room!
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Okay, Monique...
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Goddamn it, Marvin.
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I am not gonna lose another person I love
to this superhero shit.
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Let me talk to her.
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You fix this.
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Now.
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Fuck all this cloak
and dagger shite.
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It's bloody freezing out here.
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Well, I mean, I was thinking
we could meet in your mom's pussy,
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but, you know,
I wanted someplace more private.
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- So, what you thinking?
- Butcher, listen.
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How about we do this job,
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just you and me?
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I don't know, Joe.
It's a bit all of a sudden, isn't it?
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Billy...
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your team is a joke.
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You think I haven't noticed?
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M.M.'s on the verge of a breakdown,
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Frenchie's a fucking junkie,
Hughie is a gaping wet pussy.
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And the two Supes on your side?
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Man, for whatever reason,
you have a blind spot for them.
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All right, I'll give you Starlight.
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But Kimiko's a bloody good weapon,
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and the rest of them are
still up to scratch.
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Well, I don't get you. I don't.
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Half your brain is a fucking tumor.
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This is your last shot at Homelander,
and now you decide to go soft?
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Yeah, they are decent people,
but you and me,
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we don't belong with decent.
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Hey, so, where is Colin?
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<i>Chais pas.</i> Why?
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Because he completely ghosted me.
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Did you guys
get into a fight or something?
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He, uh, went out of town last-minute.
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Are you okay?
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Super.
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How are you?
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So great.
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Fucking hell,
it's like a morgue in here.
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What's with all the long faces?
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I don't know, maybe because
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I'm getting blamed for the murder you did.
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I'd call you a cunt, but you ain't
got the depth or the warmth.
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I've been meaning to ask you something.
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How was it that you took out Ezekiel?
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I have no idea.
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- Bullshit.
- God's honest. I, uh...
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blacked out, came to, and there he was.
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All over the shop.
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But never mind that bollocks
because, my son,
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I have found it...
the answer to all our prayers.
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- And what might that be?
- Ah, it's nothing much.
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Just a... a virus that kills Supes.
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- Such a thing does not exist.
- Did not exist. Does now.
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You see, some clever cunts
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over at Godolkin University
cooked up a bug
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that latches onto the V
in their bloodstream.
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Now, it's completely harmless to humans,
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but to Supes?
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Fucking diabolical.
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So, you shove this shit into me
and Kimiko and we just...
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drop dead?
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Yep. That's the idea.
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Now, it ain't juiced enough
to kill Homelander.
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But I reckon we get our hands on some
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and try it out on our lovely V.P. elect.
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And why the hell are we just
finding out about this shit, Butcher?
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There's only one small snag.
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When I went to God U to nick it,
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Neuman had pipped me to the post,
so we're gonna have to nick it from her.
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This is insane and desperate.
Even for you.
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Well, insanely desperate's where we are,
don't you think, love?
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Okay.
All right, all right. Time out.
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Look, if this virus is as dangerous
as Butcher says it is,
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do you really want it in Neuman's hands?
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No. No, you're right.
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All right, then. Then we're sorted.
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Oh, uh, uh...
One other tiny little thing.
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I need you to get us
one presidential pardon.
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Lord, they asked me to join The Seven.
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<i>I know I should be happy,</i>
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<i>but I'm not sure I'm strong enough
to fight all the sinners.</i>
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Will you carry me, Jesus?
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Are you... are you there?
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That clip is from our new
studio division Vought Faith.
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Speaking of faith,
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let's all have a moment of silence
for my brother in Christ, Ezekiel.
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Adios, amigo.
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You, um, you all right?
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Still searching for this leak.
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Hmm.
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Any leads?
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Working on it.
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But it's got to be someone.
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That footage didn't just run itself
out of Crime Analytics, am I right?
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Let me know if I can help.
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Mm.
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For fuck's sakes.
You got fleas or something?
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Stay close, Dominic.
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This won't take long.
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Gentlemen...
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- I have pottery class in ten minutes.
- Right.
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Would you rather finger
some fucking clay or...
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...walk the fuck out of here?
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- Fuck, really grateful cunt, isn't he?
- Mm.
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- Where's your fucking manners?
- It's not my birthday,
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and this is not a gift.
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Victoria Neuman has something we need.
Some kind of... virus.
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- I have no idea what you mean.
- Come on, Stanny.
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You struck me as the type of bloke
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what keeps his paws
in all sorts of dirty little pies.
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Look, you help us
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get this virus from Neuman,
we'll help you get the fuck out of here.
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You must be pretty desperate to try
and enlist me in a plot against Victoria.
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She is like a daughter to me.
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- Yeah, a daughter who sold you out.
- She did what I raised her to do.
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You're right,
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you taught her how to be a monster,
but not her little girl.
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Ah...
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You didn't know?
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She shot up sweet little Zoe full of V.
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Turned her into
a tentacle-mouthed nightmare.
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How about we get you out of here,
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exonerated and throw in custody of Zoe?
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There ain't no better deal.
And you know it.
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Got to hand it to him...
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cunt knows how to wear a whistle.
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This is a bad idea.
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Starlight.
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- What an unexpected pleasure.
- Hmm.
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You know, I've always felt
a certain kinship with you.
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- Where we headed?
- West.
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Charming.
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Do you have a towel
I could place over the seat?
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Absolute disaster,
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- the-the... our honeymoon.
- It wasn't a disaster.
240
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,037
- Come on! Be serious.
- Acapulco wasn't that bad.
241
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,121
Ugh.
242
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,375
- The honeymoon suite had two twin beds.
- Yeah.
243
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,836
There were people vomiting
at the-the swim-up bar...
244
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:00,257
and the all-included buffet
seemingly only included salmonella.
245
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,343
If you hated it so much,
why did you buy a timeshare?
246
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,654
- He bought a timeshare.
- 'Cause that guy...
247
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,930
That guy put the hard sell on me.
248
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,684
It'd be great to go back, wouldn't it?
249
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:11,767
Yeah.
250
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019
For the food poisoning?
251
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,522
No, to...
just to Acapulco, you know?
252
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:19,734
To... go to Branson and-and Pigeon Forge.
253
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,154
Oh, Paris,
I have always wanted to go to Paris.
254
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:24,906
- I never knew that.
- Yeah.
255
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,827
They have this walking tour that goes
to all the spots in <i>The Da Vinci Code.</i>
256
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,328
- Oh. Yeah.
- Imagine that.
257
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,581
Yeah, wow. Wow, I'd, uh...
258
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,082
I'd hate to miss it.
259
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,084
That reminds me,
260
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,920
I want to give you... this,
261
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:44,968
Hughie, which is my engagement ring
for when you propose to Annie.
262
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,847
Wow, Mom. Uh...
263
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,325
Thank you, that's so sweet,
but I-I don't, I don't know if, um,
264
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,517
I don't know if we're ready,
265
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,036
- like, right now...
- Are you crazy?
266
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,480
- Lock that shit down, you moron.
- Okay.
267
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,527
Thank you.
268
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,488
You know, I can't, um...
269
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,365
you know, change anything, but...
270
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,578
I'm really sor...
271
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,374
I'm really sorry that I missed this.
272
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,503
You know, this.
273
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,797
Me, too.
274
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:26,885
And look, I-I-I know
you tried to reach out to Hughie,
275
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,846
and I should never have kept you away.
276
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,139
It's...
277
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,479
I'm gonna... I'm gonna go
to the ladies' room.
278
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,689
Oh, you okay?
279
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:48,907
What is it?
280
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,493
You gave her power of attorney.
281
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,663
- I knew...
- You haven't seen her in years.
282
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,498
Did you think I couldn't handle it?
283
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,042
It's not that.
284
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,046
You remember when Jar Jar got leukemia?
285
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,507
- Yeah.
- Cat wouldn't eat,
286
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,550
and yet somehow still had diarrhea,
287
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:12,347
and you would not let me put him down,
until he eventually kind of just,
288
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,266
- you know, exploded...
- With blood and shit. Yeah, I remember.
289
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,935
- Right.
- But I was nine.
290
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,978
You are still the same little kid.
291
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:22,273
You hold on tight to everyone.
292
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,568
And I love you for that, but...
293
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,365
you know, when it came to, uh,
an advanced directive...
294
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,952
Let's just say I didn't want
to end up like Jar Jar.
295
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,792
Hey, where's your mom gone?
296
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,435
Uh, she went to the bathroom, remember?
297
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,421
Yeah.
298
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,964
Yeah, of course.
299
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,319
- You got a nice place.
- I've rarely been.
300
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,196
It's the smell.
301
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,199
But if Victoria wanted to keep
her proclivities quiet,
302
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,284
it'd be here.
303
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,718
What is all this?
304
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,639
I'm as surprised as you are.
305
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,741
What'd you find?
306
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,580
It's what I did not.
307
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,542
See, the labels mark each iteration
of this virus.
308
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,587
Somebody's been running tests, but now...
309
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,630
...it's all gone.
310
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,465
What?
311
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,759
Holy shit.
312
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,350
Fucking bitch.
313
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,604
- Easy.
- Victoria. You're looking well.
314
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,747
You think I wouldn't know the minute
315
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,875
you and your ankle monitor stepped out
of that prison?
316
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:55,945
I don't recall giving you permission
to turn my rec room into a virology lab.
317
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,197
You brought these assholes here?
318
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,960
- They want to kill me.
- I'm sorry.
319
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,162
Are you upset that I betrayed you?
320
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:07,790
Oi, knock it off, you two.
This ain't <i>Family Pies.</i>
321
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,074
You have five seconds to tell me
what you did to Sameer,
322
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,878
or I paint this fucking room red.
323
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,241
Who the fuck's Sameer?
324
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,256
Enough.
325
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,760
So, you brought in Sameer.
326
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,220
Smart. That's what I'd have done.
327
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,058
But whatever happened to him,
it wasn't us.
328
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,351
We should find him together.
329
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:27,977
You're fucking kidding me.
330
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,563
If I'm not mistaken,
you hurt these people,
331
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:35,693
they expose you as a super-abled killer,
yes?
332
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:40,615
Then I'm afraid that
we are at a stalemate.
333
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,617
You might as well use their expertise.
334
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,910
At the very least,
335
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,055
- they're effective cannon fodder.
- Thanks.
336
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,121
That's really nice of you.
337
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,797
<i>A story about a hero...</i>
338
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,800
<i>I'm not giving up on you,
and you can't give up on yourself.</i>
339
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,527
<i>...and the boy
he taught to run.</i>
340
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,473
Run faster than that!
341
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,825
- I quit.
- Don't you bail on me!
342
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,309
Get off of me!
343
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,578
<i>You can outrun this life,</i>
344
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,996
<i>or you can run yourself
into an early grave.</i>
345
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,868
Thank you, thank you.
346
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537
Thank you, thank you. Trust me.
347
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:32,750
I'm just as excited as you all
for this film, that is...
348
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,045
...so close to my heart.
349
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,357
- Being able to tell this...
- Hey, listen, man.
350
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,050
Call me crazy,
but I'm sensing a little tension here.
351
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,635
Anything wrong?
352
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,929
Yeah, dude.
353
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:48,641
You fucking reported that I got
shitcanned as head of Crime Analytics.
354
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,102
I'm sorry, but...
355
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:54,480
Look, I got to take a couple of shots
at the home team now and again,
356
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,107
if I'm gonna appear fair and balanced.
357
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,787
- Look, I'll make a retraction.
- No. It's way too late for that shit.
358
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,532
Noah Baumbach pulled me
from his latest slice-of-life drama.
359
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,409
I'm sorry, man,
I don't know what to say.
360
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,095
You know, it wasn't personal.
361
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:12,540
Be sure to check me out
in the Vought+ thriller, <i>Double Standard,</i>
362
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:15,585
which just finished
reshooting its reshoots,
363
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,589
making it the most expensive TV show ever.
364
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,592
So, you know, it's got to be good,
am I right?
365
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,595
A-Train!
366
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,072
For the first time
in Vought's history,
367
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,433
we have two Black heroes in The Seven
and one unspecified.
368
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,852
Yeah. Wow.
369
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,855
Vought proudly supports
and amplifies BIPOC voices.
370
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,357
- Isn't that right, Cameron?
- It sure is, Deep.
371
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:43,196
Which is why these articulate heroes will
lead Vought's newest diversity initiative.
372
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,490
Black At It.
373
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,575
Some say, "Go woke, go broke."
374
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,911
Well, we say, "Go woke, get yoked."
375
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,634
And as part of our new initiative,
we'll be debuting a new feature,
376
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,415
specifically for our diverse audiences.
377
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,209
Custom digital product placement.
378
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,169
Check this out, here we have a clip
379
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,339
from my three-time
MTV Award winner <i>Rising Tide.</i>
380
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:06,677
Get this, when a white fan
streams my movie,
381
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,430
they'll see me holding a brand
tailor-made to their tastes.
382
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:13,059
And then, you know,
if a Black fan streams it,
383
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,853
they'll see a delicious
Vought Imperial Peach Cognac.
384
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,939
Ooh, it's pretty cool.
385
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:27,573
All right, so, chuffa, chuffa
from Cameron and Deep.
386
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:32,036
Then we announce Ryan's debut series,
<i>Super School.</i>
387
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,164
- That's the title we went with?
- That was the only thing we got cleared.
388
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,501
Then they're gonna throw to me, right?
For my little "why now" moment.
389
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,420
You know, how I got my inspo
from my time really teaching
390
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,714
the next generation of
super-powered youth,
391
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,275
and then it's go time, baby, right?
392
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,860
That's when you're gonna come out to me,
393
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:49,929
and we do, like,
a little two-hour Q and A.
394
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,683
Bonnie, you look gorgeous today,
by the way.
395
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,059
Did you get my text?
396
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,519
Yeah.
397
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,622
Right. Is that for us? Listen, tell 'em
we'll be out in like 15, 20, okay?
398
00:23:58,646 --> 00:23:59,939
- Okay.
- All right, cool.
399
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,775
Hey, Ryan, what do you think?
400
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,402
Seriously.
401
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,165
What do you think?
I-I really want to know.
402
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,200
It's just...
403
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,911
- I mean, <i>Super School?</i>
- Hmm.
404
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,580
Why are we doing a teen show, anyway?
405
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:18,040
Um, 'cause we like money.
406
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,333
If you don't want to do it...
407
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,419
...don't.
408
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,713
Don't do it.
409
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,131
I mean it.
410
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,568
I'm just gonna pop the horns up here
a little bit and play devil's advocate.
411
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:28,819
We are a month away from shooting.
412
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:32,180
Built all the sets. I think we bought up
half the sound stages in Toronto.
413
00:24:32,263 --> 00:24:34,807
- Who cares?
- Is this because I jerked it
414
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,611
in front of Minka Kelly? Because,
again, that was just crossed wires.
415
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,357
Hey, guy, what's it gonna take
to get you amped?
416
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,710
Do you want a E.P. credit?
That is done.
417
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:46,319
You want to get script approval?
418
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:48,642
- I can make anything sing...
- Give him your black Amex.
419
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,989
What?
420
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:53,075
You want... You know what?
421
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,744
Why don't you take my whole wallet.
422
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,500
- And the keys to your Jaguar.
- I would love...
423
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,710
to do that.
424
00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:06,213
Ryan, what do you say?
425
00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,010
No.
426
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,056
Yeah.
427
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:23,356
So, you're... you're really not mad at me?
428
00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:27,193
No. I'm proud of you
for speaking your mind.
429
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,446
Ryan...
430
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,032
I've been, uh...
431
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,994
manipulated by people my whole life.
432
00:25:37,078 --> 00:25:40,456
Being told what to say, where to stand.
433
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,960
It-It's like being a slave, only worse.
434
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,420
I did some reflecting,
435
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:51,592
and I realized that I've been doing
the same thing to you.
436
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,347
But no more.
437
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,182
From now on, no more rules.
438
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,476
For either of us.
439
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:04,146
We are both emancipated from slavery.
440
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,856
We're free.
441
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,441
Sound good?
442
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,735
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
443
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,488
Oh, buddy, I-I don't care
what anyone else thinks but you.
444
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:17,994
Far as I'm concerned,
this whole planet is empty.
445
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,746
Except for you and me.
446
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,674
As if you don't have 60 more pairs.
447
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,427
Prince Andrew gave me these shoes.
448
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,471
I'm suddenly reminded of
how much I hated it here.
449
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,391
Really? I used to love it.
450
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,868
I always felt a little more free here.
451
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,936
And yet you've turned my farm
452
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,706
- into an infectious disease lab.
- Clear.
453
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:50,401
I can only assume that you're searching
for a way to control Homelander.
454
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:55,448
You know, he's a Freudian cesspool
of random impulse and deep insecurity.
455
00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,575
There's no one who can control that.
456
00:26:57,658 --> 00:27:00,578
You've put yourself and Zoe
in terrible danger.
457
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:04,081
No. You put me and Zoe in terrible danger.
458
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:07,793
You used me like you use everybody else.
Somebody had to protect her.
459
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,879
You mean shooting her up with Compound V.
460
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,048
You took a bright-eyed little girl,
461
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,400
- and you turned her into a...
- Into a what?
462
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,467
A monster?
463
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,510
Is that why you had me hide what I was?
464
00:27:16,594 --> 00:27:18,763
Stick to the shadows,
never reach too high?
465
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,139
- That was to protect you.
- No,
466
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,891
that was because you were ashamed of me.
467
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,145
My daughter will never have to
live like that.
468
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:34,695
So, what's gonna happen when we find
the virus and this little truce is over?
469
00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,909
Starlight blinds the bitch,
before she knows what's what,
470
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,328
- I'll jab her with a dose.
- Okay.
471
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,395
We've got a casualty.
472
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,608
Is that Sameer?
473
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,320
No, it's one of his lab assistants.
474
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,784
What the hell is...
475
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,955
V'd-up fucking chicken!
476
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,015
Fuck this.
477
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,732
Well, you could've warned us
478
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,819
your pal Sameer was V-ing up
a Kentucky Fried fucking massacre,
479
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,070
couldn't ya?
480
00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:00,132
I didn't know, okay?
Something obviously went wrong.
481
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,883
- We have to find him.
- Yeah, right.
482
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,659
And we're supposed to believe you?
483
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:05,911
You eat, sleep and shit lies, don't you?
484
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,795
Right, 'cause you're such
a paragon of virtue.
485
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:09,558
You tell your friends about
the deal we made?
486
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,417
Wait, wh-what does that mean?
487
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,020
Said he'd steal all your files you had
on me if I gave him Ryan.
488
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,089
Are you fucking kidding me?
489
00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:20,259
And I didn't go through with it, did I?
Which proves I'm on the level.
490
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,571
When are we gonna learn?
He's never gonna fucking change.
491
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,848
All right, listen.
We got a lot of ground to cover,
492
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,683
so let's just go.
493
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:31,729
It's an absolute wonder to me
that you've all managed to live this long.
494
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,406
What? I didn't go through with it.
495
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,284
Ooh, that's nice.
496
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:47,703
Excuse me. Hi.
497
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,748
Did I say you could take out
your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads?
498
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:55,252
Go pop them back in right now.
499
00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:57,963
- This is an important event.
- Uh-huh.
500
00:29:58,047 --> 00:30:01,217
You really expect me to come onstage
in front of our most loyal fans?
501
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:06,180
Oh, yeah. I want everyone to know what
a grubby little queef-sniffer you are.
502
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:08,307
Huh.
503
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,976
I'm sorry. This wasn't
how I was planning to tell you,
504
00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,812
but, um, this isn't working out
for me anymore.
505
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,857
I mean, it was one thing when
you were really in charge around here,
506
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,109
but now, I mean...
507
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,655
You...
508
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,741
are dumping me?
509
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,411
I need a dom who's dominating.
510
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,747
You know?
511
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,833
But, uh, I hope we can still be friends.
512
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:50,391
Hmm. Is this your angry look,
or did Starlight fuck up your face?
513
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:52,810
You know, if you weren't
Homelander's right-hand bitch,
514
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:55,062
I'd take you out behind the woodshed
and whup your ass.
515
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,522
Mm, sounds on-brand.
516
00:30:57,731 --> 00:31:00,526
You set me up to get my ass beat.
517
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:01,986
And you fell for it.
518
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:05,364
But, hey,
now you don't have to play a victim.
519
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,907
You can really be one.
520
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:10,619
Y'all just think
I'm stupid poor white trash.
521
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,288
I don't think you're poor.
522
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,164
Underestimate me all you want.
523
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,627
Makes it that much easier to
stick a fucking shiv in your back.
524
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:32,600
Frenchie okay?
525
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,315
{\an8}Oh.
526
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,441
Are you okay?
527
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,751
I noticed you're having a little, uh...
528
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,170
projectile dysfunction.
529
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,296
Yeah, you know what?
530
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,673
Why don't you worry about yourself, okay?
531
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:08,510
I am. You're not much use to us
if your powers are on the fuckin' fritz.
532
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:11,555
Saw you beat the piss out of
Firecracker on national television.
533
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:14,475
Don't get me wrong,
I enjoyed the hell out of it, but, um,
534
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,934
don't you think it was a little...
535
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,269
out of control?
536
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,272
We can't lose our cool like that.
537
00:32:20,356 --> 00:32:22,483
We?
538
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,836
Come on, Annie. I'm one of
the only people who does get it.
539
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:26,862
Dual identities.
540
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,865
I'm still Nadia. You think I don't
want to let her out sometimes?
541
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,368
But I can't. I got to be Neuman.
542
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,662
And, shit, you've been
Starlight for so long,
543
00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,265
do you even know who Annie is anymore?
544
00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:48,175
Yeah, you really
got your shit locked down.
545
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,202
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
Tek-Knight.</i>
546
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:01,999
It's been a whole year
since my last movie,
547
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,251
so I'd say we're due for a reboot.
548
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,630
No, keep your eyes forward.
549
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:09,965
Don't let them see us talking.
550
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,801
- Who?
- Sage. Homelander. All of them.
551
00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,386
Oh, God. Are you on meth?
552
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,905
Remember when we said
we'd help each other?
553
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,514
The leak wasn't Anika. It was me.
554
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:18,932
What the fuck?
555
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,810
What the fuck? Are you fucking suicidal?
556
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,562
- Just chill out, Ashley.
- Chill out?
557
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,023
You just made me a fucking accomplice,
you piece of shit.
558
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,692
I took one shit in Homelander's toilet.
559
00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:30,295
I'm not joining
the fucking Rebel Alliance.
560
00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:31,361
I need to tell him.
561
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:32,696
Hey.
562
00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:34,540
You've done a lot more
than just take a shit,
563
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,657
and we both know that.
564
00:34:37,326 --> 00:34:39,870
We made a deal, so you either help me
565
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:43,332
get Sage off my jock,
or you go down with me.
566
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,338
The Tek-Knight plumbs
a whole new pit of darkness.
567
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,590
With its soundtrack of Nirvana hits
568
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:56,011
and a 12-minute sequence
that's entirely pitch-black.
569
00:34:59,223 --> 00:35:01,892
I found it, possibly the only bottle of
570
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:04,311
Diet Kiwi S...
571
00:35:06,063 --> 00:35:07,105
Where's Dad?
572
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,482
I thought he was with you.
573
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:10,651
- No?
- No.
574
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,994
Dad?
575
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,454
Dad?
576
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:23,956
- Hugh?
- Dad?
577
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,417
Dad?
578
00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:29,920
Hugh?
579
00:35:32,506 --> 00:35:34,341
Dad.
580
00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:36,319
- Hugh?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
581
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:37,803
Just wait here for a second.
582
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,100
Hey, Dad.
583
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:49,815
How'd that happen?
584
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:55,696
Oh!
585
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,866
Hughie, what's going on?
586
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,662
I do... I don't know.
587
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,455
I don't know what...
588
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,058
Look, why don't you set that down
589
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,167
and, uh, why don't you...
590
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:10,331
why don't you come with me.
591
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:16,550
Who are you?
592
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:18,468
Dad, it's...
593
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:19,761
Dad, it's me. It's Hughie.
594
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,346
- Excuse me.
- Uh, ma'am?
595
00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,686
Oh, my God. Call security!
596
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:30,105
Call security! Code red!
597
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:32,774
Don't be like that.
598
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,610
Hey, let me take you to dinner.
599
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,737
Hey, I'm a nice guy, I promise.
600
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,243
What's... what's happening to me?
601
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:53,521
<i>Attention please.</i>
602
00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,589
<i>There has been a report of an emergency.</i>
603
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:57,633
<i>Proceed calmly to the nearest exit</i>
604
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,344
<i>and leave the building immediately.</i>
605
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,054
- Dad?
- Hugh?
606
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,263
Oh, fuck.
607
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,806
Hugh?
608
00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:12,147
Dad?
609
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,607
I got to go.
610
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,250
Yeah, wait, wait. Just listen,
611
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:18,087
I can explain everything, all right?
Why don't... why don't you just, uh,
612
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,696
why don't you just come with us?
613
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:25,327
I can't, I'm sorry, I got to take Hughie
to the Vought Company Store.
614
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,871
He's saving up for a Tek-Knight doll.
615
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,706
He-he-he calls it an action figure,
616
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:31,541
but, you know, it's a... it's a doll.
617
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,628
Dad, I'm Hughie.
618
00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:37,381
I'm right here.
619
00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:42,469
You're not Hughie.
620
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:43,804
He's 11.
621
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,306
Hugh?
622
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:49,434
Why don't we go back to your room?
623
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:54,189
- Daphne?
- Yeah.
624
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,066
Wh...
625
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,734
what are you doing here?
626
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,572
You shouldn't be here.
627
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,283
You left.
628
00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:07,494
- But I came back. Remember?
- Yeah.
629
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,913
I did everything for you,
630
00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:13,500
and you looked through me
like I wasn't even there!
631
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,920
You ruined my life.
632
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,007
Hughie's life.
633
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:22,009
Dad, stop.
634
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,093
Get down on the ground.
635
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:24,803
Sir?
636
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,973
Wait. Wait.
637
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,057
No! No, don't!
638
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,438
- Let's go.
- Daphne!
639
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:36,641
<i>Please welcome
the Guardians of Godolkin:</i>
640
00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,984
<i>Sam Riordan and Cate Dunlap.</i>
641
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,492
Hey, how long's this thing
supposed to go on for?
642
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:47,576
Why, big plans tonight?
643
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,660
Nothing much,
644
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:50,662
just gonna maybe fuck your wife.
645
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:51,621
Excuse me?
646
00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:53,123
Tabitha. She wants me to swing by
647
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,083
for a late-night muff-dive.
648
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:58,336
Which'll take forever 'cause
I don't need to come up for air.
649
00:38:58,420 --> 00:38:59,564
I can just breathe
right through her juices.
650
00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:00,672
Enough.
651
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,258
I know about your little closeted
eight-armed hand job machine.
652
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,886
I could cut a package together,
have it on the air by tonight.
653
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,722
- You wouldn't.
- Watch me.
654
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,935
So try and keep it classy, okay?
655
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:17,689
...starring together
in a hilarious new comedy, <i>Flipped.</i>
656
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:20,525
I'm a stuck-up sorority girl,
657
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,818
he's a nerd,
658
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:23,779
but when a gypsy swaps our bodies...
659
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,280
So, what do you want to do?
660
00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,951
We could go get some Nathan's Famous.
661
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:33,205
No, I mean a little more boldly.
662
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,373
I mean, like, big picture.
663
00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:37,751
What do you... want to do?
664
00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,297
You're gonna laugh at me.
665
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,424
Mm-mm. No, I won't.
666
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:47,177
I kind of want to help people.
667
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,930
But not like with fake saves,
668
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,598
like really help.
669
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,101
It's what my mom would want.
670
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,228
That's... amazing.
671
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:57,938
That's great.
672
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:03,026
You want to help her?
673
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:06,238
- Hmm? Yeah?
- Yeah.
674
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,322
- But, I mean...
- Great.
675
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,406
Hey, Adam,
676
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,650
will you send that
lovely young lady over here, please?
677
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,160
And you come, too.
678
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,080
Um...
679
00:40:16,164 --> 00:40:17,624
...is he making you uncomfortable?
680
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:19,936
- Uh...
- No, you can tell me.
681
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,545
You won't get in trouble.
682
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:23,922
Um...
683
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,216
Kind of.
684
00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:28,260
Yeah.
685
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:29,886
Ryan?
686
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,555
What do you think?
687
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:39,187
Adam, I think you should apologize.
688
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,067
Uh, I'm sorry if I was inappropriate.
689
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:48,196
Didn't seem like you meant it.
690
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,174
Uh, yeah, that's just...
that's just my natural tone.
691
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:51,658
Maybe the problem is that
692
00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:56,079
Adam is looking down on the P.A.
693
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:59,457
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
694
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:02,002
Yeah, um...
695
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,046
Adam, I think you should
get on your knees and do it again.
696
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:23,356
I'm sorry if I
697
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,443
exploited our inequitable power dynamic,
698
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,886
and I made you feel uncomfortable.
699
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,988
Please forgive me.
700
00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,574
- He's still lying.
- Mm-hmm. I agree.
701
00:41:34,034 --> 00:41:37,370
I think maybe he needs to be
taught a lesson.
702
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:49,174
I want you to slap him.
703
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,679
Bonnie...
704
00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:56,473
Oh! Oh, fuck.
705
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,557
Do it again.
706
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:58,892
Okay...
707
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,560
- Again.
- Homelander...
708
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:02,103
Oh! Fuck me.
709
00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,272
I'm sorry. Stop, please.
710
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:13,448
Bonnie, please. Please!
711
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,533
Homelander, pl...
712
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,211
Please, can we take a break?
713
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,964
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm all right.
714
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,423
Right.
715
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:39,683
I didn't know you were a Catholic.
716
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:43,645
Something about the drama of it appeals.
717
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,438
You know?
718
00:42:45,522 --> 00:42:47,565
Do you still believe in God?
719
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,528
I want to.
720
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,241
It's just, uh...
721
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,995
It's just so hard sometimes.
722
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,121
And you?
723
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,914
With all my heart.
724
00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,459
The trinity, the resurrection,
725
00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:09,671
the sacraments... all of it.
726
00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:14,634
Well, except for
the Sacraments of Penance.
727
00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:17,137
Come on.
728
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,472
What a steaming pile of dog shit that is.
729
00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:21,683
I really kind of think that
730
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,144
forgiving is...
731
00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:26,646
- is important.
- Forgiving, <i>oui.</i>
732
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,149
But not being forgiven.
733
00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:31,318
What, I confess to some priest
734
00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:33,069
I don't even know in a peep show booth,
735
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:34,779
and all my sins wash away?
736
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,033
Dog shit.
737
00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:44,831
Some sins God should not forgive.
738
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:47,959
Some sins deserve eternal damnation.
739
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,628
Frenchie...
740
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,381
...what have you done?
741
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,425
It is not just one thing, you see.
742
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,470
It is so many things.
743
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,015
You should really talk to someone.
744
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,269
You should. I mean, have you told Kimiko?
745
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,689
If I tell her...
746
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,110
...I'm scared she'll hate me.
747
00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:18,948
I'm even more scared she won't.
748
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,507
Is that a fucking V'd-up bull?
749
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:37,258
Oh, my God.
750
00:44:38,635 --> 00:44:41,096
Off we fuck, nice and slow.
751
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,230
This is fucking crazy.
752
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,566
Run!
753
00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:56,236
Come on. Go!
754
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,530
Oh, my God.
755
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:10,500
Come on.
756
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:17,173
Let's go!
757
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:27,434
Oh, <i>mon Dieu.</i>
758
00:45:27,517 --> 00:45:29,894
I can't believe this is fucking happening
to me again.
759
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,317
Oh, my God, Sameer.
760
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:40,113
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
761
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:43,199
I'm fine, but, uh, Henry...
762
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,536
Wait. Zoe's not here, is she?
763
00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,556
- Because... No?
- No, no. She's okay. She's okay.
764
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,790
- Okay, good.
- Wait. Oh, my God,
765
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:52,709
is that Zoe's dad?
766
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:55,462
Dr. Shah was my top man
767
00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:57,297
at Vought R&D
768
00:45:57,380 --> 00:45:59,883
before he went behind my back
769
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,342
and deflowered my daughter.
770
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:04,762
Okay, I was 20, thoroughly deflowered,
and this isn't the time or the place.
771
00:46:04,846 --> 00:46:06,973
What happened?
772
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,934
We gave, uh, V to a hamster,
so we could test the virus on it.
773
00:46:10,018 --> 00:46:12,437
Oh, a V'd-up hamster
was your first mistake, <i>mon ami.</i>
774
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,107
It got loose. Trashed the lab. We ran,
775
00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:17,918
but the V had already leaked
into the ground water.
776
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,110
Is the virus gone?
777
00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:20,778
Yes.
778
00:46:20,862 --> 00:46:21,862
Fuck.
779
00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:25,492
Except for, uh...
780
00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:27,577
Except for one dose.
781
00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:30,955
Okay.
782
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,004
Hey.
783
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,048
- How transmissible is that?
- Not very.
784
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:44,427
Only through bodily fluid.
Blood, saliva... semen.
785
00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:47,138
Okay, so we inject it into your dead buddy
over here as bait,
786
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:50,141
and then we put him outside to infect
the crazy fucking flying sheep.
787
00:46:52,185 --> 00:46:54,771
This man is in no condition
to fuck a sheep.
788
00:46:57,106 --> 00:47:00,401
They would eat him.
789
00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:02,487
- Oh.
- Bollocks.
790
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:05,865
That's the only dose.
I say we fucking leg it.
791
00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,718
- Butcher's right, it's too valuable.
- Okay, we run,
792
00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:09,786
- we don't all make it.
- Darwinism, love.
793
00:47:09,869 --> 00:47:12,372
Don't got to be the fastest,
just not the slowest.
794
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:13,748
No fucking way.
795
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,875
- Enough. Not now.
- I won't be able to outrun them.
796
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,002
Oh, don't you cry for that cunt.
797
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,796
He's just trying to nick Zoe from you.
798
00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:21,190
That's his whole fucking plan, isn't it?
799
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:22,340
He's lying.
800
00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:25,301
- Sorry, Stanny. Just business.
- Guys, stop.
801
00:47:25,385 --> 00:47:26,987
- Son of a bitch.
- I should've fucking known.
802
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,681
M.M. could die, okay? Or Frenchie.
803
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:32,892
I mean, you really don't care
who you just throw to the wolves?
804
00:47:32,976 --> 00:47:34,495
- No, not really.
- You're a monster,
805
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,313
- and I'm not letting you do this.
- Or what?
806
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:40,275
You gonna go stark raving
like you did with Firecracker?
807
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:43,278
I got the head popper
and you can't even get it up.
808
00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:46,197
Enough. Enough! Look. Look.
809
00:47:46,281 --> 00:47:48,533
Y'all see this?
810
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,617
Hives.
811
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:50,952
And I got them
812
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,871
because y'all motherfuckers
are driving me the fuck crazy.
813
00:47:53,955 --> 00:47:55,456
Now, Annie,
814
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:58,209
you can't just go around
fucking everybody up.
815
00:47:58,293 --> 00:47:59,877
And, Neuman, do you really
816
00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:02,630
want to risk Zoe growing up
in a group home the way you did?
817
00:48:02,714 --> 00:48:04,882
And you.
818
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:06,259
Look.
819
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:09,262
My little baby girl needs me,
820
00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:10,930
and I intend on seeing her.
821
00:48:11,014 --> 00:48:14,183
You're not a monster, Butcher.
822
00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:17,729
You are a motherfucker,
but you a motherfucker with a heart.
823
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,145
He killed those people.
He... Those people.
824
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,564
Yeah, crazy shit happens
when you give healthy people V,
825
00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:03,775
so I guess when someone's brain-dead...
826
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,401
H-How are you so calm?
827
00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:07,421
This sort of isn't the first time
I've been through something like this.
828
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,089
- What are you looking for?
- I don't know. Tobramycin,
829
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,008
topotecan, anything we can use
to maybe slow Dad down.
830
00:49:11,032 --> 00:49:12,325
Wait, w-what if we can't?
831
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:17,705
Nothing is gonna happen to you.
832
00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:19,332
Daphne!
833
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:28,216
You... you left me.
834
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,940
- You left our little boy.
- Dad.
835
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:35,181
- You broke our hearts.
- Dad, stop.
836
00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:37,433
Hugh, please.
837
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:42,563
Hugh, Hugh, please. Please, Hugh, please.
838
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:43,648
I'm Hughie, Dad.
839
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:46,001
I'm the one you took to the Vought Store
to buy the Tek-Knight doll.
840
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,705
Remember, I-I was,
I was short eight bucks,
841
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:48,945
even though I saved for weeks.
842
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:51,406
And you said,
"Anything for your number one hero."
843
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,117
But that's the thing, Dad,
he-he-he never was.
844
00:49:56,786 --> 00:49:58,037
You are.
845
00:49:58,121 --> 00:50:00,832
You're my hero.
846
00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:03,251
And that's why I-I needed you to wake up,
847
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,754
so that I could say it, and I, and I,
and I know that you heard it.
848
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,134
You're my hero, Dad.
849
00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:21,936
Hughie?
850
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:25,356
Yeah. Yeah, Dad, it's me, it's me.
It's Hughie.
851
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,899
W-Where are we?
852
00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,192
Oh!
853
00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,069
Oh, God, w... Oh, God.
854
00:50:30,153 --> 00:50:32,280
W-Why am I...
I-I don't know what's going on.
855
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,866
- It's-it's a long story, but...
- No! No!
856
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,577
Dad?
857
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,620
Dad, it's Hughie. It's Hughie, remember?
858
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:40,788
I know. I-I know.
859
00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:42,165
I just, I-I don't...
860
00:50:42,248 --> 00:50:44,208
There's-there's something wrong with me.
861
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:47,044
I-I can't stop it.
862
00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:48,838
I don't know what to do.
863
00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:50,256
That's okay.
864
00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:55,011
I think I do.
865
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:09,275
How long did you say it takes
for the virus to kick in?
866
00:51:09,358 --> 00:51:11,277
It's been different every time.
867
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,949
That's not good.
868
00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:25,583
Shit.
869
00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:47,188
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
870
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,196
Oh!
871
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,865
Oh, shit.
872
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,314
Where's Sameer?
873
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:32,399
Where's Sameer?
874
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:33,734
Sameer?
875
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:36,404
Sameer!
876
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,657
- Victoria. Victoria. Calm down. Just...
- Sameer! Sameer! Where's Sameer?
877
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,826
Where is he?
878
00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:43,202
We don't know...
879
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:47,540
No, where is he? No, where's Sameer?
880
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,795
Not very sporting of you
to renege on a deal.
881
00:52:52,879 --> 00:52:56,674
Deal was a pardon for the virus. No virus?
882
00:52:58,259 --> 00:53:00,303
No deal.
883
00:53:11,147 --> 00:53:14,108
We scoured the property.
We couldn't find Dr. Shah,
884
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,568
but we did find this.
885
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,033
- Thank you.
- I'm very sorry.
886
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,625
Hmm.
887
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,981
Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?
888
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,148
Shh.
889
00:54:38,109 --> 00:54:41,153
What does it mean to be a hero?
890
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:50,871
This country is corrupt beyond repair.
So, we got to save it.
891
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:54,458
We have to save America.
892
00:54:54,542 --> 00:55:00,172
We have to save the world for our kids.
893
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:03,342
So, I'm reaching out to you,
to do your part.
894
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:06,762
Now, it's not gonna be easy. We'll...
895
00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:10,099
We'll have to do some terrible things.
Some violent,
896
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,561
merciless, maybe even cruel things,
for the greater good.
897
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,187
That's war.
898
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:20,693
You'll no longer be beloved celebrities.
899
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:24,572
You will be wrathful gods.
900
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,240
When the time comes...
901
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,536
...will you answer the call?
902
00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:32,496
How will we know when the time comes?
903
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:35,207
Trust me, you'll know.
904
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,001
Anything you need, Homelander.
905
00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:40,546
You see, we recently found a leak
906
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,590
here at Vought Tower, and I thought,
907
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:45,468
together, we might plug it.
908
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,939
The proof was on his phone.
909
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,816
Calls to Marvin Milk.
910
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:05,654
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who Marvin Milk is.
911
00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:07,406
I didn't do it. This is a mistake.
912
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:09,700
Someone set me up.
Someone set me up.
913
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,577
I didn't do anything.
914
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,789
So...
915
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,665
A-Train.
916
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:20,503
Show me a little wrath.
917
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:25,299
I'm still gonna fuck your wife tonight.
918
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:23,107
Not here.
919
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,442
Hello.
920
00:57:25,526 --> 00:57:26,777
Uh, just a moment, sir.
921
00:57:26,861 --> 00:57:27,778
Madame, <i>excusez-moi.</i>
922
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,462
- Sir, we'll get to you when we can...
- I have committed murders.
923
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:32,867
Plural.
924
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,451
There's a 10-13 at the front desk.
925
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:37,329
Sir, please put your hands
where I can see them.
926
00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:56,265
How do you know this is even gonna work?
927
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:59,602
I-I have this, uh, French friend.
928
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:01,854
He kind of taught me
way too much about drugs.
929
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,753
Look, if we don't do this,
then he spends the rest of his life
930
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:10,821
scared and confused, in-in prison
931
00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:12,781
or-or an asylum.
932
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,784
Or he kills more innocent people.
933
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:20,206
He's right.
934
00:58:20,289 --> 00:58:22,291
Hughie's right.
935
00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,668
I don't want to be Jar Jar.
936
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:32,927
It's not gonna hurt.
937
00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,305
Thank you.
938
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,727
For taking such good care of our boy.
939
00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:46,732
I promise I will do the same.
940
00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,276
Yeah.
941
00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:51,779
Yeah.
942
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:53,906
W-Wh...
943
00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:56,659
What's happening?
944
00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:58,369
- I feel...
- Okay.
945
00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,703
I'm-I'm-I'm scared.
946
00:58:59,787 --> 00:59:01,789
Hey, hey, Dad, it's okay.
Hey. I'm right here.
947
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:05,459
I'm right here. We both are.
948
00:59:10,798 --> 00:59:15,010
And I-I love you so much.
949
00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:21,058
I'm not gonna hold on, okay? You can go.
950
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:26,272
I love you, too, son.
951
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:29,650
My wee Hughie.
952
00:59:35,281 --> 00:59:38,325
Oh, y-you know where I really want to go?
953
00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:41,412
- Where?
- Is Paris.
954
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:44,748
Uh, yeah. Yeah, you know, we can...
955
00:59:44,832 --> 00:59:47,209
three of us, we can do
the <i>Da Vinci Code</i> tour.
956
00:59:47,293 --> 00:59:49,586
- Oh, yeah. The three of us.
- Yeah.
957
00:59:49,670 --> 00:59:52,214
- Yeah. Yeah.
- The three of us.
958
00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:56,260
Visit all those... those spots where...
959
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:01,265
Tom... Tom Hanks...
960
01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:32,004
It's okay.
961
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,172
It's okay.
962
01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:14,922
Now, see?
That is classic Butcher.
963
01:01:21,095 --> 01:01:24,348
You get away from me! Get away from me!
964
01:01:24,431 --> 01:01:25,974
All right, take it easy.
965
01:01:26,058 --> 01:01:28,435
I ain't gonna hurt you.
966
01:01:28,519 --> 01:01:31,063
Well, not no more.
967
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:33,357
It was just enough to convince people.
968
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,819
- You chopped off my fucking leg.
- Yes, I did.
969
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:40,447
I ain't gonna sugarcoat it,
your football days are over,
970
01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:41,949
but don't you worry,
971
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:43,659
we'll patch you up,
972
01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:45,369
right as rain,
973
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:47,830
and you'll be back to work in no time.
974
01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:51,208
Work? What work?
975
01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,960
Well, what the fuck do you think?
976
01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:58,966
You're gonna make us
some more of that virus.
977
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:01,510
No, no...
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