Funny Slack loading messages

fortune_funnyloadingmsgs.txt

......... Oh shit, you were waiting for me to do something? Oh okay, well then.
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Not panicking...totally not panicking...er...everything's fine...
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Following the white rabbit....
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"Going the distance..."
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The Elders of the Internet are contemplating your request...
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PC Load Letter!? What the $#%& does that mean?
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All your base are belong to us
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Baking cake...er...I mean loading, yeah loading...
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I'll be with you in a bit...(snicker)
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Let this abomination unto the Lord begin
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Making stuff up. Please wait...
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Searching for the... OMG, what the heck is THAT doing there?
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Loading the Loading message....
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The internet is full... Please wait...
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Checking prime directives: Serve the public trust...Protect the innocent...Uphold the law...Classified....
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Slackbot is groggy. installing java
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Initializing Skynet library. gaining sentience....
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I'm quite drunk, loading might take a little more time than the usual! Please be patient....
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Commencing infinite loop (this may take some time)....
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Caching internet locally....
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Water detected on drive C:, please wait. Spin dry commencing
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Yes there really are magic elves with an abacus working frantically in here
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Load failed. retrying with --prayer....
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Performing the rite of percussive maintenance....
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Sacrificing a resistor to the machine gods....

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